Ambush Interview #71 Varius - Page 3 - GoFuckYourself.com

Pete-KT · 12-21-2005, 03:40 PM

100?????

Varius · 12-21-2005, 03:48 PM

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100?????

Yup, you nailed it!

Varius · 12-21-2005, 04:11 PM

23. Kid Cock? discuss

This was my comical "Porn Name"

This one all goes back to Jeff and I working at Planet411. Now at the time, he did web design on soem adult sites and found out that Carol Cox (WRP) was having an open gangbang party, I believe it was named "Seductive Shell's Cum Bath vol.1". He told me let's go check it out, so I said sure why not!

Well I got to their studio the following day, and Jeff was nowhere to be found. I called him and he was laughing, in a way to say "hahaha I was joking, you actually WENT!?"

Well, it was a lot different than I imagined. There was no lineup of guys against a wall waiting for their turn to go cum on the girl. Everyone was extremely friendly and down to earth.

I was a bit shy back then, so did drink a lot there. Can't say it was my best performance, but I did manage to perform. It was a blast, and I had gone back several times since (one on one shows, and other big gangbang type evnts/parties). I needed a porn name though, and since one fo the shows the only cd they had playing over and over was Kid Rock, someone jokingly suggested Kid Cock (also cuz of my young age). It stuck

That is where I met some people like Easton, Dugmor, Carol and Danny Cox, Seska/James, Eve and many many others! Good times, good times

lulu36 · 12-21-2005, 05:15 PM

Good interview so far!!

Lucy aka Lulu
Traffic Manager
SleazyDream.com

Varius · 12-21-2005, 05:44 PM

24. What was it like to be held up at gunpoint? discuss

Angry. That's what I felt above all else.

It was in my first week that I moved here to Costa Rica, and I was walking home from the office to my apt (like a 3-5 min walk). As I was almost at my house, a car screeched up and out jumped two guys with guns to either side of my head. They wanted the laptop.

These guys were scrawny colombians I would have loved to beat the hell out of them both, but I couldn't risk it since Colombians don't usually give a fuck about killing people and probably weren't bluffing. I gave up my laptop and was angry for awhile, but then I cooled off. I can't help but think though, that they might not have even had bullets, as lots of people here seem to mug others with empty guns.

Can't take the chance though I guess.

Varius · 12-21-2005, 06:05 PM

25. Do you usually pass out in the parking lot after office parties?

Really depends how good the party was!

I think the time you are referring to though, was after one fo our Wisol office parties. As usual (sense a pattern yet folks?), we all got pretty wasted. I think Mike and I were going out someplace afterwards, so his car was parked in the lot a block or so away.

While waiting for him to pull out of the parking lot, I apparently just lied down in the middle of the path out of the lot. Well, there's never a bad time for a nap I guess

This year, I didn't get very drunk at all at our office party - cuz I can still remember the night clearly.

Varius · 12-21-2005, 06:45 PM

More answers to come! Have to head out but I'll get few more in tonight to start wrapping this thing up

Jennyfer · 12-21-2005, 09:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

Having "technical difficulties" in my case was only ever due to too much alcohol. I haven't ever tried any chemical methods that may have helped when drunk though. When I'm not wasted, my equipment functions just fine - hell, better than fine -

Sure, sure - excuses excuses!

No, I have to admit I know that his equipment works just fine (from experience!)

Spunky · 12-21-2005, 10:06 PM

Great questions and answers

Pete-KT · 12-21-2005, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by IwantU_Jennyfer

Sure, sure - excuses excuses!

No, I have to admit I know that his equipment works just fine (from experience!)

oh really, you checkin the good out ha?

12-21-2005, 10:18 PM

Varius is a cool cat! I hope I will see you again in Vegas this year yo!

Varius · 12-21-2005, 10:38 PM

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Originally Posted by bdjuf

Varius is a cool cat! I hope I will see you again in Vegas this year yo!

For sure, I'm there 4th - 11th

Varius · 12-21-2005, 10:45 PM

26. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years? Where do you see the industry?

Hrmm, tough question. I'm not one to think too much ahead, I prefer to think and act in the here and now.

In 5 years, I'll be 29 so I'll probably be starting to settle down more and perhaps even be married, who knows. I expect to be at the point where I am financially comfortable, owning my current home (my goal is to fully own it in 3 years actually).

In 10 years, I'll be 34 and who knows where I'll be. Another country, another continent, another planet? I'll still try to live my life young and have fun as I always have. Business-wise, I hope by then to be a lot more flexible, and truly "relax and work from the beach". Working only a few hours a day would be my goal then.

I think the industry will continue to grow and adapt quicker than almost any other. Sex is the oldest profession and product on earth and I don't see anything that will challenge that history. No matter what difficulties may arise (processing, no more rebills, US legislature, etc...) I'm confident if anyone would find ways around them, it would be us.

I can't wait until more of "Sci-Fi" fantasy stuff starts becoming reality and not fiction; usually, 80% of what's though to be science fiction comes true over the next 50 years or so. I just hope the world starts changing and becoming more exciting before I get too old to notice

ElvisManson · 12-21-2005, 10:49 PM

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26. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years? Where do you see the industry?

I can't wait until more of "Sci-Fi" fantasy stuff starts becoming reality and not fiction; usually, 80% of what's though to be science fiction comes true over the next 50 years or so. I just hope the world starts changing and becoming more exciting before I get too old to notice

Heinlen was great for that.

Great Interview man!!!!!

Mpegmaster · 12-21-2005, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

Gotta head out, so last one for now until later. Don't let it die whilst I'm away - or else

13. Is it true you'll fuck anyone or anything so long as they buy you drinks?

Well, I have no interest in having sexual relations with any men. Contrary to some of the stories you might find out in this thread, I am purely Heterosexual. No matter HOW much alcohol they're offering

Now I can think of one incident that's a great example for this question.

There was a bar we usually hugn out at on Wednesdays and one night, really drunk, a less-than-attractive women wantedto go home with me but I wasn't going for it. She offered to pay my bar tab if we left right away, so I gave in and said hell yeah! She was ok sexually, but still not very attractive.

The following week, at the same bar, she spotted me again and wanted to leave with me that night again. I told her I wasn't really interested, so she offered to pay my bar tab again (not even started at this point) as long as at the end of the night I left with her.

Well as Jeff can attest, my bar tabs can get quite large LOL. She happily paid it though, so I held up my end of the bargain. Saw her occasionally there after that but didn't repeat the process.

Note: It was clear to her from the start it was only for some sex, no relationship type things. So don't go calling me a prick for "leading on women" - I never lead them anywhere

LOL HMm........sounds like Costa rica in Feb is gonna be easyyyyy for the TWINKS!

TWINKS 4 LIFE

Mpegmaster · 12-21-2005, 11:50 PM

Hmmmmmm.........I have had a chat with Varius on ICQ a couple of times!

Basically about Costa Rica and the life there! A friendly guy

Question to Varius ??

Would you like to be a member of the TWINKS 4 LIFE gang ???
Current members include : Mpegmaster , Ramos.....Airek(Ragecash).......Juicy.....Nylz.... .Ross.......and many more.......

IWantU_Jeff · 12-22-2005, 08:53 AM

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22. Why did you abandon your friends after 350 shots?

Au contraire, some abandoned me

This story goes as follows: Peel Pub in Montreal has $1 shot night on Thursdays, which was a few blocks from our office. We had just sold a used pc to someone for a few hundred bucks cash and decided to go there to blow the money.

Five of us went, and with our $400 ended up ordering about 350 shots (and $50 tip). They would only bring 100 at a time though, we did take a pic of our table full of those shots on it. If I'm not mistaken, we arranged them into shapes too like a "69" and I think our logo.

Well some got given aaway to girls, but we drank the majority of them. There were 30 different types available for $1 so we had a huge mix of colors. I think Michael, Jeff and myself had close to 70 each, with the others having maybe 50-60. By far the hardest one was the Bad Habits (vodka/peach schnapps) as they are only alcohol.

Two of the other guys who drank the least took off, while we continued I think with some Long Island pitchers

Dude Im still one of the only ones that drink those damn bad habits, I get Sam in on it sometimes though!

But never as many as that night..damn & remember that frackin squeeky chair with the dude in the corner? lol

IWantU_Jeff · 12-22-2005, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Varius

25. Do you usually pass out in the parking lot after office parties?

Really depends how good the party was!

I think the time you are referring to though, was after one fo our Wisol office parties. As usual (sense a pattern yet folks?), we all got pretty wasted. I think Mike and I were going out someplace afterwards, so his car was parked in the lot a block or so away.

While waiting for him to pull out of the parking lot, I apparently just lied down in the middle of the path out of the lot. Well, there's never a bad time for a nap I guess

This year, I didn't get very drunk at all at our office party - cuz I can still remember the night clearly.

I can assure people that this is only ONE of the pffttt.. lord knows how many times we've found this guy, heard about this guy or hell LOST HIM while we had chicks waiting, that hes passed out in the middle of the street. Thanks for both chicks that one time though, the passing out came in handy dude!

(all he had to do was walk a few yards to their car) he missed kept walking & woke up on a bench about 10 blocks away, his roomates were callin me all frackin morning, his mom, that was a funny night too. SYRACUSE WHAT!! lol

Varius · 12-22-2005, 11:58 AM

All right, let's get this thing wrapped up today!

27. Who do you look up to in the online adult industry? Down on?

UP: Anyone who is innovative, creative and/or gets the job done. People who are direct, honest and know what they are doing. People who do what they say they are going to do.

DOWN: People who think only short-term in a business sense, people who try and cover up their lack of abilities with "marketing spiel", people who try to live on past successes or a past reputation while doing nothing of note in recent times, board/sig whores, people trying to stop change and progression.

Varius · 12-22-2005, 12:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster

Hmmmmmm.........I have had a chat with Varius on ICQ a couple of times!

Basically about Costa Rica and the life there! A friendly guy

Question to Varius ??

Would you like to be a member of the TWINKS 4 LIFE gang ???
Current members include : Mpegmaster , Ramos.....Airek(Ragecash).......Juicy.....Nylz.... .Ross.......and many more.......

While I'm honored to be invited to join such an illustrious roster, I simply must decline. I'm just not metrosexual enough

Mpegmaster · 12-22-2005, 12:31 PM

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While I'm honored to be invited to join such an illustrious roster, I simply must decline. I'm just not metrosexual enough

I wonder what Airek has to say about all this!

He told me recently told me that you are letting him share the BED with you.....

Varius · 12-22-2005, 02:07 PM

28. What happens when an elevator door closes on your head? Discuss your experience with this.

I think this may have been the same night as the parking lot story, or an office party, I'm not sure.

The way our office was at that time (where I lived!) was on the 2nd floor. However when the elevator opened, it opened right into the office, no hallways or such.

So I lied down to go to sleep half in and half out fo the elevator - and according to Michael, he left me like that with the elevator door opening and closing on my head for the entire night.

I didn't even notice - I'm a deep sleeper with a hard head

Varius · 12-22-2005, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Mpegmaster

I wonder what Airek has to say about all this!

He told me recently told me that you are letting him share the BED with you.....

I thought he was yours ??

Varius · 12-22-2005, 02:45 PM

29. Have you ever thought about going to an AA meeting? discuss

Nope, never even thought about going at all.

- I don't drink alone at home.
- I don't go to bars alone to drink.
- My mood doesn't change if I don't have a drink for a few days or weeks.
- I don't drink to "escape" from the reality of things

I am fully able to not drink for long periods of time if I so choose. Fo example, when I wanted to drop some weight a few months back, I didn't drink for almost a month because it would be counter-productive.

I drink when I choose to. I like drinking, and feel it does add to my fun and enhances my partying. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to drink though when going out so I don't drink.

However, when I do something, I like to do it all the way - work, party, drink, sex. I prefer to get wasted 1-2 nights of the week and not drink the rest, than only have a few drinks every night.

IWantU_Jeff · 12-22-2005, 03:05 PM

yeah too bad we never got pics of #28 ;)

RayBonga · 12-22-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Varius

29. Have you ever thought about going to an AA meeting? discuss

Nope, never even thought about going at all.

- I don't drink alone at home.
- I don't go to bars alone to drink.
- My mood doesn't change if I don't have a drink for a few days or weeks.
- I don't drink to "escape" from the reality of things

I am fully able to not drink for long periods of time if I so choose. Fo example, when I wanted to drop some weight a few months back, I didn't drink for almost a month because it would be counter-productive.

I drink when I choose to. I like drinking, and feel it does add to my fun and enhances my partying. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to drink though when going out so I don't drink.

However, when I do something, I like to do it all the way - work, party, drink, sex. I prefer to get wasted 1-2 nights of the week and not drink the rest, than only have a few drinks every night.

You're in the nile, joking

Great interview

Varius · 12-22-2005, 03:19 PM

30. Ever had an STD? Ever been tested? Thoughts?

Nope, to this day have never had one. I have been tested before, like that time I was in the hospital from the Jacuzzi in #2

I've also been tested for HIV down here, once when I did my laser eye surgery (it was required) and another time. So far so good.

However, I'm EXTREMELY lucky to never have caught anything the way I had so many one night stands with girls from bars, the majority being unprotected sex. Now that I know I am clean I intend to stay that way for good.

My advice to anyone who was like me in my 17-21 years old days: Protect yourself

Even if condoms really, really suck

Varius · 12-22-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by RayBonga

You're in the nile, joking

Great interview

I think you mean denial hehe

Thanks though. "the nile" reminded me of a story from a river, but I see thats the last question on here actually so I'll get to that story soon

Varius · 12-22-2005, 04:09 PM

31. Do your parents know you work in porn? discuss

Both my parents know exactly what I do for a living and have no problems with it. My mom doesn't know I've been IN porn though, but I sarcastically dropped hints in the past she just dismisses.

Neither one owns a computer or are very computer-savvy though.

Varius · 12-22-2005, 04:47 PM

32. Which do you like better, selling smut or selling shoes?

Ha well technically I've never sold either

I worked for Hush Puppies in the warehouse when I was 14, and again at 16 (summertime jobs). Boxes containing 12-24 pairs of shoes can get HEAVY. The pro fo that job was it kept me in better shape than sitting down on a computer all ay does.

IwantU is definately the more exciting job and by far more rewarding. I also get to interact with a lot more people, instead of couting shoes and climbing them up to the top of giant racks

Varius · 12-22-2005, 05:32 PM

Just about done folks!

33. Talk about your masterbation record.

While I'm sure its not record, I am known to masturbate a lot. Usually when bored more than when horny, I for sure masturbate atleast twice a day if not more. When I wake up, and when I goto sleep.

This stands on days I have sex too.

I think the most I've just jerked off, without having sex, was probably a good 7 times in one day.

Varius · 12-22-2005, 11:35 PM

34. Where does the name "Varius" come from?

Way back when I was maybe 13 years old, I got my first modem (a 300 bps one!) and started discovering the world of BBSes. I think I got the name from some medieval knight type character probably on a Nintendo RPG game. That became my BBS name and eventually IRC name as well.

I've stuck with it to this day, although I did have a few different IRC ones back in the day like Val_Venis.

Here's a wicked portrait done by Bluewire:

Varius · 12-23-2005, 12:29 AM

And finally, I present to you the conclusion of this Ambush

35. Why did you fuck a girl in the river in front of families and children?

This was in my first few weeks in Costa Rica, down at the beach. A bargirl I picked up and I were fucking for 2 days or so, and she wanted to show me this river. We went to it and started getting it on in there, up against a rock. It was about 2-3pm.

Apparently there must have been people around, because the cops pulled up and told us to get ou of the water. I didn't have my passport with me or any form of ID so I knew I could be fucked big time.

They said some women called the cops because her kids were playing in the river (hey, it was a big river I didn't see them) and she thought we were disgusting. Luckily, the cops offered to let us off for $100. I answered them in Spanish, shocking them, telling them "let me just call my lawyer to see if thats a good price". They freaked, an after talking to each other, let me and the girl off with only a warning

SleazyDream · 12-23-2005, 01:01 AM

awesome answers varius - thank you for doing this! smooch

Varius · 12-23-2005, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by SleazyDream

awesome answers varius - thank you for doing this! smooch

No problemo, thanks for having me

Now I'm off to morning where I will bump this incase anyone else has any question they'd like to ask me

Dugmor · 12-23-2005, 04:23 AM

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18. Discuss the time you were at a porn party and had 'technical difficulties'. I understand there are pics.....

For some pics, you'd better ask Dugmor - he'd be the one to find any

Having "technical difficulties" in my case was only ever due to too much alcohol. I haven't ever tried any chemical methods that may have helped when drunk though. When I'm not wasted, my equipment functions just fine - hell, better than fine -

Now the above reminds me of two situations, but I'll save the better story for one of the questions coming up later....so stay tuned. It's a lot more interesting than this answer

The other time that comes to mind was an after-party shoot/gangbang type party, with Dugmor and some of his crew and some other peoples from Montreal. I was wrecked, and just wasn't getting it hard no matter how I tried: classic liquour dick.

What year was that about 2000 ? I will really have to dig deep into my archives to find them !

Varius · 12-23-2005, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Dugmor

What year was that about 2000 ? I will really have to dig deep into my archives to find them !

Hrm it was while I was still at Planet411, so had to be between 1998 and mid 1999 - how time flies

Varius · 12-23-2005, 01:15 PM

Well I'm off now folks, HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Hope you enjoyed this Ambush as much as I enjoyed trying to remember half those stories

Feel free to post any other questions you might like to know. Don't be shy

IWantU_Jeff · 12-23-2005, 03:41 PM

Nice job keith!
Dugmor, I know Carol had some pics of one of the parties on the tour or party page of her site (a diff time I think he had drunk dick ;p) I'll check if they are still there & then there were a bunch of other ones from earlier parties (from keiths story) but yeah would have been between 97-99ish
damn that was a looooong ass time ago lol.

Mpegmaster · 12-26-2005, 11:04 AM

Can i get a FREE PREMIUM membership to IwantU ???

12-21-2005, 04:11 PM	#103
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	23. Kid Cock? discuss This was my comical "Porn Name" This one all goes back to Jeff and I working at Planet411. Now at the time, he did web design on soem adult sites and found out that Carol Cox (WRP) was having an open gangbang party, I believe it was named "Seductive Shell's Cum Bath vol.1". He told me let's go check it out, so I said sure why not! Well I got to their studio the following day, and Jeff was nowhere to be found. I called him and he was laughing, in a way to say "hahaha I was joking, you actually WENT!?" Well, it was a lot different than I imagined. There was no lineup of guys against a wall waiting for their turn to go cum on the girl. Everyone was extremely friendly and down to earth. I was a bit shy back then, so did drink a lot there. Can't say it was my best performance, but I did manage to perform. It was a blast, and I had gone back several times since (one on one shows, and other big gangbang type evnts/parties). I needed a porn name though, and since one fo the shows the only cd they had playing over and over was Kid Rock, someone jokingly suggested Kid Cock (also cuz of my young age). It stuck That is where I met some people like Easton, Dugmor, Carol and Danny Cox, Seska/James, Eve and many many others! Good times, good times __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-21-2005, 05:15 PM	#104
lulu36 Confirmed User Join Date: May 2005 Location: Montreal, Qc Posts: 1,332	bumpity bump bump Good interview so far!! Lucy aka Lulu Traffic Manager SleazyDream.com Last edited by lulu36; 12-21-2005 at 05:17 PM.. Reason: need to add info

12-21-2005, 05:44 PM	#105
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	24. What was it like to be held up at gunpoint? discuss Angry. That's what I felt above all else. It was in my first week that I moved here to Costa Rica, and I was walking home from the office to my apt (like a 3-5 min walk). As I was almost at my house, a car screeched up and out jumped two guys with guns to either side of my head. They wanted the laptop. These guys were scrawny colombians I would have loved to beat the hell out of them both, but I couldn't risk it since Colombians don't usually give a fuck about killing people and probably weren't bluffing. I gave up my laptop and was angry for awhile, but then I cooled off. I can't help but think though, that they might not have even had bullets, as lots of people here seem to mug others with empty guns. Can't take the chance though I guess. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-21-2005, 06:05 PM	#106
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	25. Do you usually pass out in the parking lot after office parties? Really depends how good the party was! I think the time you are referring to though, was after one fo our Wisol office parties. As usual (sense a pattern yet folks?), we all got pretty wasted. I think Mike and I were going out someplace afterwards, so his car was parked in the lot a block or so away. While waiting for him to pull out of the parking lot, I apparently just lied down in the middle of the path out of the lot. Well, there's never a bad time for a nap I guess This year, I didn't get very drunk at all at our office party - cuz I can still remember the night clearly. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-21-2005, 06:45 PM	#107
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	More answers to come! Have to head out but I'll get few more in tonight to start wrapping this thing up __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-21-2005, 03:40 PM	#101
Pete-KT Workin With The Devil Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: West Bloomfield, MI Posts: 51,532	100?????

12-21-2005, 10:06 PM	#109
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,939	Great questions and answers __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

12-21-2005, 10:18 PM	#111
buddyjuf Guest Posts: n/a	Varius is a cool cat! I hope I will see you again in Vegas this year yo!

12-21-2005, 10:45 PM	#113
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	26. Where do you see yourself in 5 years, 10 years? Where do you see the industry? Hrmm, tough question. I'm not one to think too much ahead, I prefer to think and act in the here and now. In 5 years, I'll be 29 so I'll probably be starting to settle down more and perhaps even be married, who knows. I expect to be at the point where I am financially comfortable, owning my current home (my goal is to fully own it in 3 years actually). In 10 years, I'll be 34 and who knows where I'll be. Another country, another continent, another planet? I'll still try to live my life young and have fun as I always have. Business-wise, I hope by then to be a lot more flexible, and truly "relax and work from the beach". Working only a few hours a day would be my goal then. I think the industry will continue to grow and adapt quicker than almost any other. Sex is the oldest profession and product on earth and I don't see anything that will challenge that history. No matter what difficulties may arise (processing, no more rebills, US legislature, etc...) I'm confident if anyone would find ways around them, it would be us. I can't wait until more of "Sci-Fi" fantasy stuff starts becoming reality and not fiction; usually, 80% of what's though to be science fiction comes true over the next 50 years or so. I just hope the world starts changing and becoming more exciting before I get too old to notice __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-21-2005, 11:50 PM	#116
Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	Hmmmmmm.........I have had a chat with Varius on ICQ a couple of times! Basically about Costa Rica and the life there! A friendly guy Question to Varius ?? Would you like to be a member of the TWINKS 4 LIFE gang ??? Current members include : Mpegmaster , Ramos.....Airek(Ragecash).......Juicy.....Nylz.... .Ross.......and many more.......

12-22-2005, 11:58 AM	#119
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	All right, let's get this thing wrapped up today! 27. Who do you look up to in the online adult industry? Down on? UP: Anyone who is innovative, creative and/or gets the job done. People who are direct, honest and know what they are doing. People who do what they say they are going to do. DOWN: People who think only short-term in a business sense, people who try and cover up their lack of abilities with "marketing spiel", people who try to live on past successes or a past reputation while doing nothing of note in recent times, board/sig whores, people trying to stop change and progression. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 02:07 PM	#122
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	28. What happens when an elevator door closes on your head? Discuss your experience with this. I think this may have been the same night as the parking lot story, or an office party, I'm not sure. The way our office was at that time (where I lived!) was on the 2nd floor. However when the elevator opened, it opened right into the office, no hallways or such. So I lied down to go to sleep half in and half out fo the elevator - and according to Michael, he left me like that with the elevator door opening and closing on my head for the entire night. I didn't even notice - I'm a deep sleeper with a hard head __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 02:45 PM	#124
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	29. Have you ever thought about going to an AA meeting? discuss Nope, never even thought about going at all. - I don't drink alone at home. - I don't go to bars alone to drink. - My mood doesn't change if I don't have a drink for a few days or weeks. - I don't drink to "escape" from the reality of things I am fully able to not drink for long periods of time if I so choose. Fo example, when I wanted to drop some weight a few months back, I didn't drink for almost a month because it would be counter-productive. I drink when I choose to. I like drinking, and feel it does add to my fun and enhances my partying. Sometimes I'm not in the mood to drink though when going out so I don't drink. However, when I do something, I like to do it all the way - work, party, drink, sex. I prefer to get wasted 1-2 nights of the week and not drink the rest, than only have a few drinks every night. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 03:05 PM	#125
IWantU_Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cold Cold Montreal Posts: 2,092	yeah too bad we never got pics of #28 ;) __________________ Jeffy B. ICQ: 463.180.179

12-22-2005, 03:19 PM	#127
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	30. Ever had an STD? Ever been tested? Thoughts? Nope, to this day have never had one. I have been tested before, like that time I was in the hospital from the Jacuzzi in #2 I've also been tested for HIV down here, once when I did my laser eye surgery (it was required) and another time. So far so good. However, I'm EXTREMELY lucky to never have caught anything the way I had so many one night stands with girls from bars, the majority being unprotected sex. Now that I know I am clean I intend to stay that way for good. My advice to anyone who was like me in my 17-21 years old days: Protect yourself Even if condoms really, really suck __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 04:09 PM	#129
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	31. Do your parents know you work in porn? discuss Both my parents know exactly what I do for a living and have no problems with it. My mom doesn't know I've been IN porn though, but I sarcastically dropped hints in the past she just dismisses. Neither one owns a computer or are very computer-savvy though. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 04:47 PM	#130
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	32. Which do you like better, selling smut or selling shoes? Ha well technically I've never sold either I worked for Hush Puppies in the warehouse when I was 14, and again at 16 (summertime jobs). Boxes containing 12-24 pairs of shoes can get HEAVY. The pro fo that job was it kept me in better shape than sitting down on a computer all ay does. IwantU is definately the more exciting job and by far more rewarding. I also get to interact with a lot more people, instead of couting shoes and climbing them up to the top of giant racks __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 05:32 PM	#131
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Just about done folks! 33. Talk about your masterbation record. While I'm sure its not record, I am known to masturbate a lot. Usually when bored more than when horny, I for sure masturbate atleast twice a day if not more. When I wake up, and when I goto sleep. This stands on days I have sex too. I think the most I've just jerked off, without having sex, was probably a good 7 times in one day. __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-22-2005, 11:35 PM	#132
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	34. Where does the name "Varius" come from? Way back when I was maybe 13 years old, I got my first modem (a 300 bps one!) and started discovering the world of BBSes. I think I got the name from some medieval knight type character probably on a Nintendo RPG game. That became my BBS name and eventually IRC name as well. I've stuck with it to this day, although I did have a few different IRC ones back in the day like Val_Venis. Here's a wicked portrait done by Bluewire: __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-23-2005, 12:29 AM	#133
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	And finally, I present to you the conclusion of this Ambush 35. Why did you fuck a girl in the river in front of families and children? This was in my first few weeks in Costa Rica, down at the beach. A bargirl I picked up and I were fucking for 2 days or so, and she wanted to show me this river. We went to it and started getting it on in there, up against a rock. It was about 2-3pm. Apparently there must have been people around, because the cops pulled up and told us to get ou of the water. I didn't have my passport with me or any form of ID so I knew I could be fucked big time. They said some women called the cops because her kids were playing in the river (hey, it was a big river I didn't see them) and she thought we were disgusting. Luckily, the cops offered to let us off for $100. I answered them in Spanish, shocking them, telling them "let me just call my lawyer to see if thats a good price". They freaked, an after talking to each other, let me and the girl off with only a warning __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-23-2005, 01:01 AM	#134
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	awesome answers varius - thank you for doing this! smooch __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

12-23-2005, 01:15 PM	#138
Varius Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: New York, NY Posts: 6,890	Well I'm off now folks, HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Hope you enjoyed this Ambush as much as I enjoyed trying to remember half those stories Feel free to post any other questions you might like to know. Don't be shy __________________ Skype variuscr - Email varius AT gmail

12-23-2005, 03:41 PM	#139
IWantU_Jeff Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Cold Cold Montreal Posts: 2,092	Nice job keith! Dugmor, I know Carol had some pics of one of the parties on the tour or party page of her site (a diff time I think he had drunk dick ;p) I'll check if they are still there & then there were a bunch of other ones from earlier parties (from keiths story) but yeah would have been between 97-99ish damn that was a looooong ass time ago lol. __________________ Jeffy B. ICQ: 463.180.179

12-26-2005, 11:04 AM	#140
Mpegmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,300	Can i get a FREE PREMIUM membership to IwantU ???