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12-23-2005, 12:47 PM
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Onions & Christmas Trees...
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes, you see them and they make you cry." This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, "Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?" The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, "Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree." "A Christmas tree?" "Yes, dead from the root up the balls are for decoration only."  HAPPY HOLIDAY EVERYONE from me and the NichePay Crew
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12-23-2005, 12:54 PM
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Crack up!
Happy Holidays to all my friends we wish you the best!  |
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12-23-2005, 12:57 PM
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Funny one... Good stuff!
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12-23-2005, 12:58 PM
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Happy Holidays! guys..
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12-23-2005, 12:58 PM
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Let's Get Paxumized!
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good one! Happy Holidays! 
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12-23-2005, 01:05 PM
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hahahahahaha
Merry X-mas! Thanx for making me laugh! |
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12-23-2005, 01:24 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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Lol nice one... Happy holidays man.
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12-23-2005, 02:40 PM
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Happy Holidays everyone!
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12-23-2005, 11:13 PM
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Love it! Happy Holidays peeps.
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12-23-2005, 11:48 PM
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Good one! Happy Holidays |
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12-23-2005, 11:54 PM
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I need a beer
 
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Arf arf...
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