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Old 12-23-2005, 10:18 PM   #1
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You Ever Save Somebody's Life?

You Ever Save Somebody's Life?

Christmastime is so pregnant with mortality. I find myself looking back, turning pages,

visiting the past. And forwards from there, tracing lines that illuminate the present

circumstance. Do you? And do you weary from the exercise?

There's one life I might have saved. But it's not like I leapt into the frozen river or

anything. Just a person. Near their line. Maybe pulled back. Maybe definitively. I'll

never know. My life's sure been saved a few times. I see their faces on the insides of my

eyelids, before I fall asleep. I weep. I fall asleep.


How shall i speak to you? You show interest in so many forms of speech. I blush. I am in

love. You fall asleep.

It suits me to feminize you. Strength could only be feminine. But dispassion? There, your humanity reveals a seam, a pretense is exposed, and -- evermore -- you are like a dream.



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Old 12-23-2005, 10:20 PM   #2
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judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

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Old 12-23-2005, 10:25 PM   #3
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judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

Try harder, please.




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Old 12-23-2005, 10:26 PM   #4
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Try harder, please.




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what happened to your sig? i thought you were giving it away to the sponsors you used or something?
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Old 12-23-2005, 10:26 PM   #5
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what happened to your sig? i thought you were giving it away to the sponsors you used or something?
It flashed up in a great big ball of fire and burned away.


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Old 12-23-2005, 10:31 PM   #6
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A few times I have "saved" my step-father....hard core epileptic.....

when I was 5 or 6 (he was 40 something) he had a grand maul seizure and beefcaked his front teeth on a ball hitch of a boat trailer......we had to go look for his teeth the next day....I hauled his ass home and took care of him......not a whole lot you can do......make him lie down and swallow his pills....hard to do when they are flopping and rolling their eyes back into their head....half the time combative in an unaware state....then when finally subdued....sleep for 2 days....
that happened on a multiple occasions....
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Old 12-23-2005, 10:34 PM   #7
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A few times I have "saved" my step-father....hard core epileptic.....

when I was 5 or 6 (he was 40 something) he had a grand maul seizure and beefcaked his front teeth on a ball hitch of a boat trailer......we had to go look for his teeth the next day....I hauled his ass home and took care of him......not a whole lot you can do......make him lie down and swallow his pills....hard to do when they are flopping and rolling their eyes back into their head....half the time combative in an unaware state....then when finally subdued....sleep for 2 days....
that happened on a multiple occasions....
You are always laughing and crying at the same time --



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Old 12-23-2005, 10:39 PM   #8
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i guess this would be the moment for a little encouragement, if there is any to be had. i am damned tired. and my english is beginning to fail.


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Old 12-23-2005, 10:39 PM   #9
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Old 12-24-2005, 12:42 AM   #10
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yeah, saved a baby's life. Just a few weeks old. It had trouble breathing, like it was choking. The mother sent her b/f to my house to get me as she knew I was the eldest of 12, and figured I would know what to do.
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Old 12-24-2005, 02:03 AM   #11
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judging by your posts on here lately,

i think it's safe to assume

2HP has discovered ecstasy (the drug)

Damn 2HP, get rid of them protocols please.
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Old 12-24-2005, 02:04 AM   #12
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You never know when a kind word or deed saves some one's life....just keep on...
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Old 12-24-2005, 02:09 AM   #13
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Nope. I'm no hero
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Old 12-24-2005, 07:50 PM   #14
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Christmas Eve is a great time to save somebody's life --



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Old 12-24-2005, 07:52 PM   #15
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I gave blood a few times.


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Old 12-24-2005, 07:54 PM   #16
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I gave blood a few times.

As appalling as our blood donation rate is, I'd say that qualifies --



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Old 12-24-2005, 07:56 PM   #17
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I didn't this year cuz I had the flu.


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Old 12-24-2005, 07:59 PM   #18
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:00 PM   #19
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I did, once. Not a hero, just doing my job. Pulled a man out of the water after his boat sank. I was in the Coast Guard.
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Old 12-24-2005, 08:16 PM   #20
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i once prevented a banning


Is that like a banishment?


As in banished from Paradise?




Or more like banished from "Heaven"?



I wonder how that turned out?




Or, am I mixing metaphors?


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