Mrs Tribbles Bull Wip

While I was fuckin Mrs. Tribble I saw a light out of the window

I got up and took a look at it, and I ended up jizzing all over my window

I got pissed off so I went out side naked and started screaming at the light

The neighbors saw me naked so they called the cops

The cops show up and yell at me for being naked in a residential area

I get all pissed again,so I get on top of the car and piss on the windshield

The big nig ger one grabs me and handcuffs me

Then they wrap me in a foil blanket and throw me in a cop car

Then I get all pissed off again, and I took a big shit on the seat

I smeared it in a circular motion with my crack

Then I got violent and banged my head on the window

Then the big nig ger one and asked me what that smell was

So I said I took a shit, and the big nig ger one hit me

They drove me to the station booked me, and took me in a room and told me to wait

I waited about 30 minutes

Then the 2 men in black came in

One stands in the corner and the other sits down

They asked me what I saw, and I told them I saw a UFO

He then told me I didn?t see a UFO

I then said you don?t tell me what I see

Then he said we can make you disappear

Then I told them not to threaten me

He then says we can make your wife, kids, and house disappear

Then he pulls a paper out that said I saw a helicopter and that I was drunk and high

So I signed it, then I asked what organization they were from

Then the one in the corner looked at the other and the 1st one said the meeting was over

The cops then took me and threw me into a cell

And the next day I was released and I went home.




Later that afternoon a black military helicopter flew over with no numbers on the tail

So I get all pissed off and started throwing shoes at the helicopter and screaming profanities

Then it quickly flew off

15 minutes later a black car pulls up, and the two men in black I saw the day before confront me

The one that didn?t talk cuffs me throws me in a sack and puts me in the trunk

I then start yelling, and Mrs Tribble comes up with a shoe and beats the one that talked yelling I saw it, I Saw it

The one that doesn?t talk pulls out a black object and hits her with it knocking her out

They then take her and throw her in the back seat and I am still in the trunk in the sack

I start to get pissed off, so I took a piss and yelled I pissed my sack, I pissed my sack

The car then starts driving

Were in there for 10 hours

I had to take a shit so I decided to shit my sack

Once we got to the destination they opened the trunk and asked whats that smell

I then reply I shit my sack

They pick me up and took me in a building and then into a room

They they bring Mrs Tribble in , She then starts biting the one that don?t talk so he pulls his object out and hits her again

They put her in the corner of the room all passed out

Then the one that talked sat me down and said ?you witnessed something that you weren?t suppose to witness that you didn?t witness

What you saw was out of this world technology that you didn?t witness

There are beings that come here to this world that don?t exist

We have an actual alien being here but we don?t actually have it

Were gonna show you it, but you didn?t see it.

Then he says come with me

And then we all walked down a hall way

We come up to a locked door that opened by DNA finger prints

We go down another hall and in a cell is an alien standing there.

It then jizzing on us

And we get hit with a bluish goo. The man in black then opened the cell and hit it with the object knocking it out cold

While it?s on the ground it craps itself

The one that talked said ?we showed you something that we didn?t show you

We walk down to the gate and I see Luther Reigns in a cell

Ed asks whats he doing here

He replys he?s not actually here, you didn?t see him

Luther Reigns says Give me some of them peas, I had peas before

We walked back to the security room where Mrs Tribble is getting up

As soon as she sees the men in black she throws a chair at the one that talks knocking him down

The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out

Then he dragged her out of the room and puts her in the car

And the one that talks put me back in my sack

I asked for a clean one and said your not in a sack it doesn?t exist

They drive me back to my house on the way I piss my sack again.

They take me out of the sack and Mrs Tribble bytes the one that don?t talk

The 2nd one hits her with object again knocking her out cold

He dragged her to the steps and left her there

The one that talked said I didn?t witness anything

He said if anyone asked where we were to tell them we weren?t anywhere.

He says we will be watching you and digging threw your trash

They get back in the car and dvive off

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what a long boring story man.

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