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CKA3KA · 04-05-2002, 02:17 AM

is it the END?!!!

http://www.whitehouse.org/initiatives/purity/index.asp

Due · 04-05-2002, 02:36 AM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA that is just pathetic

chodadog · 04-05-2002, 03:10 AM

Pathetic? It's fucking hilarious :D

Muff · 04-05-2002, 03:17 AM

"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!"

I feel somewhat responsible. LMAO

CKA3KA · 04-05-2002, 07:41 AM

Zero Tolerance: Just as police departments seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs, Operation Infinite Purity calls for the homes and SUVs of people caught masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with all proceeds going to augmenting similar anti-masturbation law enforcement.

pr0 · 04-05-2002, 07:48 AM

Go ahead & laugh it up

Ask the pope how he feels about masturbation, he might agree with that fictional article.

Gary · 04-05-2002, 07:54 AM

I'm in serious trouble

chodadog · 04-05-2002, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by pr0
Go ahead & laugh it up

Ask the pope how he feels about masturbation, he might agree with that fictional article.

I bet you the motherfucker jerks it off all day. I mean.. c'mon.. what has he got to do all day? Shit, i have heaps to do and i'm still rasslin' with the one eyed snake on a daily basis (at least!)

Nightbird · 04-05-2002, 09:14 AM

to CKA3KA

Ïëååð çà ïðåäåëû øòàòîâ íå øëþò... ;)

ADIDAS · 04-05-2002, 09:32 AM

Almost thought it COULD be considered by Bush, until I saw "a chickenhead productions parody"

Does sound like something that jackass would try!

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Muff Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,782	"Masturbation costs American businesses at least $3.14 billion in lost productivity every month!" I feel somewhat responsible. LMAO

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CKA3KA Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Small Amsterdam Posts: 293	Zero Tolerance: Just as police departments seize the cars and homes of people who are caught with drugs, Operation Infinite Purity calls for the homes and SUVs of people caught masturbating to be taken away without due process and auctioned off, with all proceeds going to augmenting similar anti-masturbation law enforcement.

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	Go ahead & laugh it up Ask the pope how he feels about masturbation, he might agree with that fictional article.

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