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Old 12-30-2005, 01:47 AM   #1
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Jesus was an alien...
It's true. lemme know if you need proof...
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:15 AM   #2
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:19 AM   #3
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Old 12-30-2005, 02:21 AM   #4
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Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:17 AM   #5
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Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
Dude, you've used more than a minute.
Yeah, I have heard before that Jesus was gay etc, surrounding himself by fishermen etc.
Big deal... zzzz

Inseminated by "them"??? NO.... can't be!!! Not by... "them".... please say it isn't so...
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:20 AM   #6
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Proof will take a minute. But let me start by saying that Mary was artificially inseminated by them...
You know, it has been often said that the distinquishing factor that isolates homosapiens from the remaining 4000 mammals on this planet is intelligence.

Strange really... when so many can proove the opposite...
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:20 AM   #7
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wtf.. is that true?
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:25 AM   #8
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:37 AM   #9
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jesus was not an alien..
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Old 12-30-2005, 03:45 AM   #10
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jesus was not an alien..
He was indeed. The bible describes alien crafts all throughout it. The list goes on...but it's 2:44am and I'm tired as fuck. I'll try to remember to add to this sometime this weekend if I have time...
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:03 AM   #11
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ok give proof soon by the way do u believe in a god?
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:06 AM   #12
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He was indeed. The bible describes alien crafts all throughout it. The list goes on...but it's 2:44am and I'm tired as fuck. I'll try to remember to add to this sometime this weekend if I have time...
Yeah, actually if the Bible says so... then it must be true.
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:08 AM   #13
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ok give proof soon by the way do u believe in a god?
If God exists, then he's a real devil.
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Old 12-30-2005, 04:46 AM   #14
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Old 12-30-2005, 05:02 AM   #15
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Old 12-30-2005, 05:36 AM   #16
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JizZuZ ! wtf u talking about man? alien, gay, girl, stone? :O
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Old 12-30-2005, 05:37 AM   #17
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anyway sounds very funny, Jesus was an Alien :D AHAHAHA
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:48 AM   #18
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Carpenter.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Nothing more,
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:49 AM   #19
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Old 12-30-2005, 07:57 AM   #20
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How sticky is that stuff
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Old 12-30-2005, 08:01 AM   #21
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Carpenter.
Jesus was a carpenter.
Nothing more,
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Actually historians do not think Jesus or Joseph were carpenters at all and the belief that they were stems from mistakes in translating the bible from original languages.
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Old 12-30-2005, 10:42 AM   #22
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This might not be proof but it is interesting in explaining why Jesus could have been an alien.

http://hometown.aol.com/rkress024/myhomepage.html
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