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Old 12-29-2005, 12:57 AM   #1
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There is a BURNING SENSATION when i piss...

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Old 12-29-2005, 12:58 AM   #2
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Old 12-29-2005, 12:59 AM   #3
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:01 AM   #4
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500 mg Cipro
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No sex for 7 days.

Done.
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:09 AM   #5
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you is infected boy!
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:12 AM   #6
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you is infected boy!

only thing I have had sex with last year or so is my fiance
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:12 AM   #7
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500 mg Cipro
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No sex for 7 days.

Done.
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Yup! Been there and taken that!
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:13 AM   #8
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fuck she is fucking other cock you guys got me all messed up know
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:13 AM   #9
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fucking slut i bet its Julio she is fucking damn skank
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:13 AM   #10
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only thing I have had sex with last year or so is my fiance
Time for you two to have a talk.
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:14 AM   #11
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i am going to doc tomorrow it better not be anything serious oh god fuck
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:15 AM   #12
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Time for you two to have a talk.
if doc says it is a std i am gonna have long talk with the slut
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:15 AM   #13
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fuck let me google this shit
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:15 AM   #14
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probably stones. try removing it using a swab
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:16 AM   #15
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i am going to doc tomorrow it better not be anything serious oh god fuck
Don't fuck around mate. If it burned when I pissed, I'd get it checked tonight. Who gives a flying fuck that it's late?
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:20 AM   #16
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500 mg Cipro
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No sex for 7 days.

Done.
Mine was cured within 4 days!!!

no worries. gonners in, gonners out :p
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Old 12-29-2005, 01:20 AM   #17
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:14 AM   #18
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A chlorine solution could help...
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:39 AM   #19
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You got a used fleshlight.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:42 AM   #20
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:21 PM   #21
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Maybe you got it from Ramos??

Good luck with the results, i hope isnt something bad.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:23 PM   #22
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:53 PM   #23
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If it burns and drips it is an STD.

If it just burns, it could be a urinary tract infection or even just overuse.....

I had gonorreah from a blowjob but after the shot it cleared up in 8 hours.
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Old 12-29-2005, 02:58 PM   #24
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:04 PM   #25
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Juicy i think its time you break off the wedding
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:06 PM   #26
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:06 PM   #27
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Dirty white boy has it right you either have chlamydia, the clap or both

the cipro will rid you of the gonnorea
the zithro will rid you of the chlamydia
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:08 PM   #28
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:16 PM   #30
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They said in South Park that he was sleeping with Saddam Hussein. Now Saddam's feeling are going to get hurt
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:17 PM   #31
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It may just be a urinary infection....maybe
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Old 12-29-2005, 03:17 PM   #32
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You got me all worried with this since I also had this a coupple weeks ago...FUCK :S

time for a "down-check"...
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:37 AM   #35
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:40 AM   #36
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:41 AM   #37
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Juicy,

I called the momz who is a doctor she said it's either the following three:

a) chlymidia
b) uriniary tract infection
c) gonorrihia

buahaha that sucks bro! from all the coke and dirty sluts lol,

go take some antiobiotics,
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:45 AM   #38
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Went to Doctor , its nothing thank god......

All tests were clear
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Sadly from experience.
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Old 12-30-2005, 11:48 AM   #40
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While you are Googling Google Sistitus is a womans virus that causes a burning sensation when you pee. In some instances its possible for a guy to catch it if he is slightly GAY ?


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