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J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 03:22 AM

Definition
of
Spiderman

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...an&defid=83505

1 - When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."

2 - An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman above. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).

OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!

3 - The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye.

Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen?
Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 03:39 AM

4 - This guy who does whatever a spider can.

Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies

Wiggles · 12-29-2005, 07:23 AM

haha i need to try that, i likely won't survive to post results.

seeric · 12-29-2005, 07:25 AM

you're a nasty little man.

hahahaha. ah fuck it, so am i. i could never do that though. Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Styles. Big top secret plans for the Costa Rica Bash. Hit a brother up.

gornyhuy · 12-29-2005, 07:28 AM

Nice one...

thats new on me. You should try that in a shoot.

Spunky · 12-29-2005, 07:29 AM

My spidey senses are tingleing..I'm trying that tonight!

swoop · 12-29-2005, 07:38 AM

the conversation with the two girls is classic.

Ramos · 12-29-2005, 10:45 AM

I'll give that a try....

GlydeGirl · 12-29-2005, 10:49 AM

While that certainly seems like a dramatic way to piss off your lover during sex, if a guy ever did that to me, I'd crab his cock and bite it hard! Don't fuck with me... just fuck me!

The Captain · 12-29-2005, 10:52 AM

that is toooooo funny I must try it

Xenophage · 12-29-2005, 10:53 AM

Sing My song Afterword or better yet make her sing it

Spider Dick Spider Dick
He has a Giant Prick
Spins a web out of cum
Likes to stick it in your bum
Here comes the spider Dick
He has a Giant Prick

MikeVega · 12-29-2005, 11:03 AM

I love #1 ... If i try that I'll get a beating ..

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K

you're a nasty little man.

hahahaha. ah fuck it, so am i. i could never do that though. Yechhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Styles. Big top secret plans for the Costa Rica Bash. Hit a brother up.

Neither would I - this post came out of the Duke Ambush.

He mentioned somethign abot the spider monkey position for filming so I asked him if he knew what the sipderman was

it's all clean fun ...

until you piss off your girl by flinging cum in her eye!

CDSmith · 12-29-2005, 12:09 PM

This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....

:D

Michaelious · 12-29-2005, 12:14 PM

lol is that even real? lol

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....

:D

Yes he did!

LOL

gornyhuy · 12-29-2005, 12:46 PM

WTF is that pic?

CDSmith · 12-29-2005, 12:50 PM

figured I'd hep ya out and dress up this thread a bit.

It needed it. :D

~ Compliments of your friendly neighborhood Spidersmith.

Penthouse Tony · 12-29-2005, 01:03 PM

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Babagirls · 12-29-2005, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

This guy really came prepared to do "the spiderman"....

omg thats hawt!

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaskTVMaura

While that certainly seems like a dramatic way to piss off your lover during sex, if a guy ever did that to me, I'd crab his cock and bite it hard! Don't fuck with me... just fuck me!

I can't see many guys trying this at home

Funny to read tho

J$tyle$ · 12-29-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sagi_AFF

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Just Mike · 01-02-2006, 12:48 PM

bahahahaha thats hilarious

sickkittens · 01-02-2006, 12:50 PM

Reminds me of 'Silence of the Lambs'.

tristan_D · 01-02-2006, 05:44 PM

I'm sensing a new niche here.

AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE · 01-02-2006, 05:47 PM

I Invented Cum tossing, it just needed a brandable new name.
Spiderman fit the bill.

Sosa · 01-02-2006, 05:48 PM

oh jesus lol

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J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	Men and women of GFY: Spiderman or no Spiderman - that is the question? Definition of Spiderman http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...an&defid=83505 1 - When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days. *Yeah so i nutted in my hand... And i was all like "PLAH SPIDERMAN!!!" And then she was all like "WHAT THE...?" And i was all like... "shhhh baby, the games back on."* 2 - An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman above. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism). *OH OH YEAH! AHHHHH....... THWIPP!!!! ....Cripes!* 3 - The act of jizzing in your hand after pulling out and then throwing it in your partner's eye. Girl 1: Why are your eyes all red and swollen? Girl 2: My boyfriend spiderman'd me last night.

12-29-2005, 03:39 AM	#2
J$tyle$ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Sunny San Diego Posts: 11,500	4 - This guy who does whatever a spider can. Spins a web... any size... catches thieves... just like flies

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