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Old 01-01-2006, 04:29 AM   #1
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yo im back from neywards and i'm about to have drunken sex

i'll let you know if i last longer then 12 seconds

cha nces are i won't though

12 seconds is really long, like a lion

i'll keep you posted
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:30 AM   #2
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this is me

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Old 01-01-2006, 04:30 AM   #3
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fleshlight? lol
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:30 AM   #4
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need some water?
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:31 AM   #5
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need some water?
i don't need water, there is enough, shes in the shower


lots of water in there

i'm doing my streches
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:32 AM   #6
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these are spome of the stretches i'm doing

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Old 01-01-2006, 04:32 AM   #7
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i got bottle water thou, more refreshing
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:37 AM   #8
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i got bottle water thou, more refreshing
you raise a goood point young jedi

you are now promoted to one touch cockie of the elite


btw, if i last longer then 12 seconds... i will pay for 93 months of gfy skinning

and i will skin it with tugbirl
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Old 01-01-2006, 04:48 AM   #9
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:02 AM   #10
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Don?t do it!

It is illegal to have sex with your pet dog, even if she is a female!
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Old 01-01-2006, 05:07 AM   #11
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update: gf is too tired for sex, i may have to resort to fornicatingw ith cdrom drive

i'll keep you updated, and if i'm offline for a few days, its because m,y semen caused an electical fire
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Old 01-01-2006, 07:18 AM   #12
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i just woke up dehydrated....


i apologize for this dumbass thread
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