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Sarah_Jayne · 01-01-2006, 08:18 AM

How is yours?

Mine has me seeing London landmarks on fire by mistake..lol

Rob · 01-01-2006, 08:20 AM

I didn't drink last night so no hang over for me.

*I smoked a little bit of pot though. First time I've smoked in years.

Damian_Maxcash · 01-01-2006, 08:24 AM

I have to admit I feel a little delicate today......

The third bottle of vino is taking care of it though.

gangbangjoe · 01-01-2006, 08:31 AM

only thing i ate today (and its nearly evenin) was one bowl of cereals

Cash · 01-01-2006, 12:24 PM

I had no hangover, I drank ... "responsibly"

dissipate · 01-01-2006, 12:33 PM

fuck being hung over, im still drunk!

Damian_Maxcash · 01-01-2006, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash

I had no hangover, I drank ... "responsibly"

Im sorry, but that reply deserves the first 'bitch slap' of the year.

Sarah_Jayne · 01-01-2006, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cash

I had no hangover, I drank ... "responsibly"

I had two drinks and a headache this morning. I don't drink very often so that tends to happen to me. Infact, in turn that might be why I don't drink very often.

BigBen · 01-01-2006, 01:19 PM

About a two star hangover for me...

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

Sarah_Jayne · 01-01-2006, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigBen

About a two star hangover for me...

One Star Hangover (*)

No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.

Two Star Hangover (**)

No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.

Three Star Hangover (***)

Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once.

Four Star Hangover (****)

Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the
bathroom.

Five Star Hangover (*****)

You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

I've been lucky not to have anything over a two star in my life.

sickkittens · 01-01-2006, 03:59 PM

I'm fine seeing how I didn't drink. I was out until 4AM, though.

Corleone · 01-01-2006, 03:59 PM

I'm fine

dont have a hung over today

tungsten · 01-01-2006, 04:01 PM

mine aint bad it wore off alreadyt

tristan_D · 01-01-2006, 04:52 PM

I didn't drink that much. I am just not in the mood to get wasted.

01-01-2006, 08:18 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Happy Hangover Day How is yours? Mine has me seeing London landmarks on fire by mistake..lol

01-01-2006, 08:20 AM	#2
Rob I'm a great bowler. Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Right Outside of Normal. Posts: 13,309	I didn't drink last night so no hang over for me. *I smoked a little bit of pot though. First time I've smoked in years. __________________

01-01-2006, 08:31 AM	#4
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01-01-2006, 12:24 PM	#5
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01-01-2006, 03:59 PM	#11
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01-01-2006, 08:24 AM	#3
Damian_Maxcash So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: MaxCash.com Posts: 12,745	I have to admit I feel a little delicate today...... The third bottle of vino is taking care of it though.

01-01-2006, 12:33 PM	#6
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	fuck being hung over, im still drunk!

01-01-2006, 01:19 PM	#9
BigBen Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: scv Posts: 2,299	About a two star hangover for me... One Star Hangover () No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 sodas and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries. Two Star Hangover () No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 a.m. Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels. Three Star Hangover () Slight headache. Stomach feels crappy. You are definitely not productive. Anytime a girl walks by you gag because her perfume reminds you of the flavored schnapps shots your alcoholic friends dared you to drink. Life would be better right now if you were home in your bed watching Lucy reruns. You've had 4 cups of coffee, a gallon of water, 3 iced teas and a diet Coke --- yet you haven't peed once. Four Star Hangover () Life sucks. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or else you might puke. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and has given you a lecture for reeking of booze. You wore nice clothes, but that can't hide the fact that you only shaved one side of your face. (For the ladies, it looks like you put your make-up on while riding the bumper cars.) Your eyes look like one big red vein, and even your hair hurts. Your sphincter is in perpetual spasm, and the first of about five craps you take during the day brings water to the eyes of everyone who enters the bathroom. Five Star Hangover (***) You have a second heartbeat in your head, which is actually annoying the employee who sits in the next cube. Vodka vapor is seeping out of every pore and making you dizzy. You still have toothpaste crust in the corners of your mouth from brushing your teeth in an attempt to get the remnants of the poop fairy out. Your body has lost the ability to generate saliva so your tongue is suffocating you. Any attempt to defecate results in a fire hose like discharge of alcohol-scented fluid with a rare 'floater' thrown in. The sole purpose of this 'floater' seems to be to splash the toilet water all over your ass. Death sounds pretty good about right now...

01-01-2006, 03:59 PM	#12
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	I'm fine dont have a hung over today

01-01-2006, 04:01 PM	#13
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01-01-2006, 04:52 PM	#14
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