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^R3K^ · 04-06-2002, 01:01 AM

Shit some of the commercials on T.V. are just Fucked

That damn Goldfish (cheddar snacks) song.. "They smile at you. Untill you bite thier head off"! WTF is that?

O.k i just saw a Pull-ups commercial: lil bou coping his big bro, voice over says " you admire you big brother, from his har down to his underwear"Then it shows a little boy checking out his bros package..... Damn how do some of these things get onto tv..

Theres a bunch of those stupid ass comercials, whats the most twisted one you have seen?

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:07 AM

The one where the muffler knocks the mechanic through the back wall LOL

Hot Tropical Babes · 04-06-2002, 01:07 AM

oh no wait!! it was a "transmission"

titmowse · 04-06-2002, 01:08 AM

my fave of all time is a conditioner commercial from the seventies with this disco babe in a glitter cowboy outfit and dual blow dryers (pistols). the voiceover says: "Heat. HOT heat"

volante · 04-06-2002, 01:09 AM

The Gieco ad where the squirrel causes a car accident cracks me up every time I see it

FATPad · 04-06-2002, 01:12 AM

Tyson Chicken has a stooopid one on now.

"You have a basketball hoop, in your living room now....thanks to them. You were up half the night killing monsters....thanks to them. You're happier than you've ever been...thanks to them.

Who are they? They're your kids....and how do you thank them for all they do for you?

You give them chicken."

*blink*

^R3K^ · 04-06-2002, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
my fave of all time is a conditioner commercial from the seventies with this disco babe in a glitter cowboy outfit and dual blow dryers (pistols). the voiceover says: "Heat. HOT heat"

That was before my time

Hey tit, wanna baby leg?

tekart · 04-06-2002, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by volante
The Gieco ad where the squirrel causes a car accident cracks me up every time I see it

I agree w/you there! I love that one!
Especially when they 'high-five' each other!

hyper · 04-06-2002, 02:16 AM

TV rots your brain

[Labret] · 04-06-2002, 02:24 AM

There are two commercials along these line that I love every time they come on.

One starts by showing kids around 10 to 13 years old. Each one says something along the lines of "I helped kill a judge", next kid "I laundered 25 million dollars", next kid "I burned down a school in Lebanon", and next kid..."I murdered a Nun".

And then it says at the end "Buy drugs, support/fund terrorism".

The best.

It should be more like... first kid "Today I drove my car", second kid "Today I rode the bus to school", ambulance driver... "today I saved a crippled black woman".

Then it should say at the end... "Use gasoline, support terrorism".

Its where all the Arabs make all their damn money anyhow for funding this shit.

titmowse · 04-06-2002, 03:20 AM

"Hey tit, wanna baby leg?"

i fucking hate you. and i'm not real thrilled about that "before my time" crack either biatch

Bobo · 04-06-2002, 03:33 AM

C'mon, those old Gap commercial were the bomb diggity!

04-06-2002, 01:01 AM	#1
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	WTF are ad executives thinking? Shit some of the commercials on T.V. are just Fucked That damn Goldfish (cheddar snacks) song.. "They smile at you. Untill you bite thier head off"! WTF is that? O.k i just saw a Pull-ups commercial: lil bou coping his big bro, voice over says " you admire you big brother, from his har down to his underwear"Then it shows a little boy checking out his bros package..... Damn how do some of these things get onto tv.. Theres a bunch of those stupid ass comercials, whats the most twisted one you have seen?

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FATPad Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,693	Tyson Chicken has a stooopid one on now. "You have a basketball hoop, in your living room now....thanks to them. You were up half the night killing monsters....thanks to them. You're happier than you've ever been...thanks to them. Who are they? They're your kids....and how do you thank them for all they do for you? You give them chicken." blink __________________ <a href="http://www.adultcontent.co.uk">Adult Content UK - Great British Content</a>

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volante Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: LAX Immigration Posts: 2,940	The Gieco ad where the squirrel causes a car accident cracks me up every time I see it

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hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	TV rots your brain __________________

04-06-2002, 02:24 AM	#10
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	There are two commercials along these line that I love every time they come on. One starts by showing kids around 10 to 13 years old. Each one says something along the lines of "I helped kill a judge", next kid "I laundered 25 million dollars", next kid "I burned down a school in Lebanon", and next kid..."I murdered a Nun". And then it says at the end "Buy drugs, support/fund terrorism". The best. It should be more like... first kid "Today I drove my car", second kid "Today I rode the bus to school", ambulance driver... "today I saved a crippled black woman". Then it should say at the end... "Use gasoline, support terrorism". Its where all the Arabs make all their damn money anyhow for funding this shit.

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titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	"Hey tit, wanna baby leg?" i fucking hate you. and i'm not real thrilled about that "before my time" crack either biatch __________________ I still love everybody

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Bobo Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,253	C'mon, those old Gap commercial were the bomb diggity!