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martinsc · 01-05-2006, 02:53 AM

A man and a woman are busy having sex in the bedroom. When the man finishes he throws the condom out the window. The woman is rather perturbed that the man has littered right outside her house. She demands that he go and pick it up, and threatans him with no sex. With that in the mind the man hurries outisde only to find that a young boy has the used condom in his hand.
"Hey kid, I need that", says the man.
"Why?", asks the kid.
The man replies, "Look, I'll give you $20 for it".
"Sure", replies the kid, happy to recieve the money.
The young kid then meets up with his friends and brags to them, "Some dumb guy just gave me $20 for an empty Twinkie wrapper and I already licked off the creme filling".

gangbangjoe · 01-05-2006, 02:55 AM

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

looooool

gross

Adultnet · 01-05-2006, 03:01 AM

winkie wrapper ahh

fun

dij · 01-05-2006, 03:05 AM

hahahahha

Pandemos · 01-05-2006, 04:21 AM

Kinky ;)

PixeLs · 01-05-2006, 04:27 AM

Fucked up Innocence.

Violetta · 01-05-2006, 07:11 AM

haha... thats just nasty!

cool1 · 01-05-2006, 07:26 AM

LOL that was very funny
Adding it to my list

Spunky · 01-05-2006, 07:28 AM

Kinda funny

amandaspost · 01-05-2006, 09:54 AM

lol, that was funny

xtc-studios · 01-05-2006, 10:00 AM

yikes, nasty, arrrgh

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Gnat69 · 01-05-2006, 10:27 AM

LMFAO....that was good!!!

TroubleTonya · 01-05-2006, 12:02 PM

OH MY that is just NOT RIGHT!! DON'T LITTER

Wiggles · 01-05-2006, 12:08 PM

oh that is fucking nasty!

flirty · 01-05-2006, 12:17 PM

that's just gross.... hope he never finds out later on

GlydeGirl · 01-05-2006, 12:19 PM

I remember that joke from when I was 12 years old! It was really popular on the school playground! LOL

pornpf69 · 01-05-2006, 12:26 PM

very good one!!!

Dynamix · 01-05-2006, 12:38 PM

reminds me of this one---

a little boy and his mother were out playing in the park when the boy sees a couple having sex behind some bushes. he asks what they are doing, and the mother replies "oh honey, they're just baking a cake." later that day the mother is watching a racy tv show and a couple starts getting hot and heavy. the boy again asks what they are doing, and again the mother replies "oh honey, they're just baking a cake."

the next morning the boy runs into his parents' bedroom and wakes them up exclaiming "mommy! mommy! i saw you and daddy baking a cake last night!" the mother asks how he knows that, and the boy replies "i licked all the icing off the sheets after you fell asleep!"

ilbb · 01-05-2006, 12:39 PM

) nasty joke

psili · 01-05-2006, 12:54 PM

There's tons of variations on that joke. Here's a couple, the last one being the same as the original post:

Quote:

One day a young boy finds a condom on the floor. He brings is to his father and asks, "What is it?"

His father replies, "Oh, that's a twinkie son, if you find anymore bring them to me and I'll give you a quarter."

The next week the little boy returned to his mother's house with a lot of quarters.

His mother asks, "Where did you get all those quarters?"

The little boy answered, "Daddy gave them to me for finding twinkies for him, but what he doesn't know is, before I gave them to him, I sucked all the cream filling out.

Quote:

There was this husband and wife who were celebrating their honeymoon on the 6th floor of this nice hotel room. They had this ritual that they always used their yellow lucky condom. So after they got done having wild sex, it was very hot in the room so the husband went over to the window to open it and get some fresh air in the room. As he did, his condom fell off of his dick. The wife freaked out and yelled for her husband to run downstairs and look outside on the ground for it! So he does and can?t find it anywhere, soon enough he sees this little boy holding it and he runs over to him and says " Little boy, little boy I need that back from you, it is mine!" The little boy says, " I found it, what am I going to get for it?" The man says, "I?ll give you a dollar!" The little boy says, "No way!!!" So the man offers the little boy 5 dollars and the little boy was VERY happy. The little boy runs all the way home and tells his mom he played THE greatest joke on this guy today. His mother asked him what he did and the little boy says " Well, I sold this guy a twinkie for $5.00!!" The mom didn?t understand the trick part of it, so she asked her son what else he did. The little boy replied " Well mom, before I gave it back to him, I licked all the cream out of it first!!!"

je_rome · 01-05-2006, 06:38 PM

kids should be trained well by their parents not to just pick up anything they see

Brother Bareback · 01-05-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by je_rome

kids should be trained well by their parents not to just pick up anything they see

sig whores should be trained well enough to know when it is a joke and not real life

sickkittens · 01-05-2006, 06:45 PM

Not that funny. Predictable.

pornguy · 01-05-2006, 06:47 PM

The first one was funny. but the repeats are lame.

Doctor Dre · 01-05-2006, 07:08 PM

That's pretty fgucking disturbing ... lol

Just the mental pic it gives me

WME · 01-05-2006, 07:50 PM

that kid is just disgusting

Bluewire Ross · 01-05-2006, 07:52 PM

winky wrapper...lol.that's disgusting.
And funny!

llporter · 01-05-2006, 09:35 PM

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reed_4 · 01-06-2006, 01:10 AM

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