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TheGarbbageManPorn · 01-05-2006, 09:36 AM

Dover, Delaware - A man who had an off-the-beaten-path rendezvous with a prostitute is facing numerous charges after he got stuck in waist-deep mud and required a police helicopter to pull him out.

Delaware police intend to charge Thomas Bruno, 49, with falsely reporting an incident, trespassing, criminal solicitation and patronising with a prostitute.

On Sunday Bruno met a transexual prostitute in a bar and agreed to pay for sex, but the two got into an argument, and Bruno got lost while trying to leave the area.

At 4am, Bruno called for help on his cellphone. When troopers found him four hours later, he was stuck in mud up to his waist. A police helicopter lowered a harness and he was tugged free.

Bruno first told police he had driven off the road and became stranded. Later he said the prostitute had stolen his money; finally he admitted giving the man money for sex. - Sapa-AP

SilentKnight · 01-05-2006, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by TheGarbbageManPorn

Dover, Delaware - A man who had an off-the-beaten-path rendezvous with a prostitute is facing numerous charges after he got stuck in waist-deep mud and required a police helicopter to pull him out.

Delaware police intend to charge Thomas Bruno, 49, with falsely reporting an incident, trespassing, criminal solicitation and patronising with a prostitute.

On Sunday Bruno met a transexual prostitute in a bar and agreed to pay for sex, but the two got into an argument, and Bruno got lost while trying to leave the area.

At 4am, Bruno called for help on his cellphone. When troopers found him four hours later, he was stuck in mud up to his waist. A police helicopter lowered a harness and he was tugged free.

Bruno first told police he had driven off the road and became stranded. Later he said the prostitute had stolen his money; finally he admitted giving the man money for sex. - Sapa-AP

"Tugged free", huh...

GlydeGirl · 01-05-2006, 12:39 PM

Look at all those charges he's facing... he just should have said he went for a walk and didn't see where he was going.

je_rome · 01-05-2006, 06:39 PM

add another charge for him...FAILURE TO COME UP WITH A DECENT LIE!

sickkittens · 01-05-2006, 06:41 PM

I thought you were banned for constantly posting news like this?

pornguy · 01-05-2006, 06:44 PM

the sad thing is. all he had to say was that he was walking got lost, and thats it.

Bluewire Ross · 01-05-2006, 06:44 PM

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Originally Posted by sickkittens

I thought you were banned for constantly posting news like this?

oh, is that so?

PixeLs · 01-05-2006, 09:38 PM

It sucks being on that miserable situation..

reed_4 · 01-06-2006, 01:05 AM

that story is shameful.

01-05-2006, 09:36 AM	#1
TheGarbbageManPorn For cybersex, do I need a hole in my monitor? Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: New York City Posts: 213	Sex, lies and mud Dover, Delaware - A man who had an off-the-beaten-path rendezvous with a prostitute is facing numerous charges after he got stuck in waist-deep mud and required a police helicopter to pull him out. Delaware police intend to charge Thomas Bruno, 49, with falsely reporting an incident, trespassing, criminal solicitation and patronising with a prostitute. On Sunday Bruno met a transexual prostitute in a bar and agreed to pay for sex, but the two got into an argument, and Bruno got lost while trying to leave the area. At 4am, Bruno called for help on his cellphone. When troopers found him four hours later, he was stuck in mud up to his waist. A police helicopter lowered a harness and he was tugged free. Bruno first told police he had driven off the road and became stranded. Later he said the prostitute had stolen his money; finally he admitted giving the man money for sex. - Sapa-AP __________________ [img]http://******************/DUMP9696/ServerContent/MyCustomImages/DUMP9696CustomImage1452829.gif[/img]www.***********.comGarbage Is Life

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01-05-2006, 12:39 PM	#3
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