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d00t · 01-09-2006, 06:47 AM

You're drunk as crap and need to sober up REALLL fast.....what do you do?

Deputy Chief Command · 01-09-2006, 06:49 AM

dont drink for 45 minutes , that works for me

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 06:54 AM

drink lots of water

eat sour meals and take a warm/cold shower

Johny Traffic · 01-09-2006, 06:55 AM

Getting caught shagging your mrs best mate usually does the trick

d00t · 01-09-2006, 06:57 AM

all the delivery places are closed and i need to drive to get some stuff... i wont drive drunk so....i need to get sober asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw: got movie traffic? im paying through the nose

d00t · 01-09-2006, 06:57 AM

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btw: got movie traffic? im paying through the nose

ill even phonesex you for it

AdultMegaCash · 01-09-2006, 07:00 AM

Punch yourself in the balls really hard.

Get into a car accident.

Both would work just fine.

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

all the delivery places are closed and i need to drive to get some stuff... i wont drive drunk so....i need to get sober asap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw: got movie traffic? im paying through the nose

you can't get sober faster withe any method.

maybe you can change the feeling a bit from drunk to not drunk but the prozentual part of alcohol will stay the same and decrease only slow.

so better go by foot or take a cab

beemk · 01-09-2006, 07:02 AM

it wont happen, you need time to sober you up. just make do with something around the house. if you wait around to get sober chances are you will end up driving before you're sober. just eat something and pass out.

beemk · 01-09-2006, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

you can't get sober faster withe any method.

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:07 AM

mythbusters says onions (if memory serves correct) work best

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d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

it wont happen, you need time to sober you up. just make do with something around the house. if you wait around to get sober chances are you will end up driving before you're sober. just eat something and pass out.

dude...i want to drive so that i CAN eat something

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

mythbusters says onions (if memory serves correct) work best

btw: www.pimpinpays.com

i don't think you remember right.

they can't suck out the alcohol out of your body any faster.

they just can hide the alcohol smell with their own smell

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

dude...i want to drive so that i CAN eat something

take a cab

GFX Wiz · 01-09-2006, 07:12 AM

Get pulled over by a cop...seeing the lights flashing in your rearview mirror will sober you up -- but you won't be sober so take a cab and don't drive drunk, jackass.

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

take a cab

got visitors round......cant leave

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:14 AM

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Originally Posted by GFX Wiz

Get pulled over by a cop...seeing the lights flashing in your rearview mirror will sober you up -- but you won't be sober so take a cab and don't drive drunk, jackass.

Jackass, read my posts.

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

got visitors round......cant leave

????

you can leave with your car but you can't leave with a cab ?

did i get anything wrong ?

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:19 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

????

you can leave with your car but you can't leave with a cab ?

did i get anything wrong ?

they dont mind a ride in my porsche but definately not a cab... shessh

gangbangjoe · 01-09-2006, 07:27 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

they dont mind a ride in my porsche but definately not a cab... shessh

what porsche ?

and btw. you can't drive alone to get some food ?

or you don't let anybody drive with your car ?

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

what porsche ?

and btw. you can't drive alone to get some food ?

or you don't let anybody drive with your car ?

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im looking after these guys (young kids) so i need to be responsible

FYI: chocolate+water+beer DOES NOT MIX WELL

sickkittens · 01-09-2006, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

dude...i want to drive so that i CAN eat something

You can't. The alocohol is already in your bloodstream. It's not like you can sober up "faster".

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:35 AM

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You can't. The alocohol is already in your bloodstream. It's not like you can sober up "faster".

if i drink blood that should help right?

sonofsam · 01-09-2006, 07:37 AM

You need a blood transfusion

d00t · 01-09-2006, 07:43 AM

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You need a blood transfusion

if alcohol is absorbed into the bloodstream why cant blood be absorbed into it as well....diluting it and de-soberorzing me?

sickkittens · 01-09-2006, 07:43 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

if i drink blood that should help right?

Just change your blood and your brain.

Cyndalie · 01-09-2006, 07:45 AM

Stop drinking, eat some bread or something and take a shower. It wont change your blood alcohol level but it can slow your body down from absorbing it so fast.

who · 01-09-2006, 07:46 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

if alcohol is absorbed into the bloodstream why cant blood be absorbed into it as well....diluting it and de-soberorzing me?

Drinking blood puts the blood into your digestive system, not into your bloodstream. Your body then breaks it down and you have very black shit for a few days. (so I've heard).

You can go to an 18th century barber and get some 'blood letting', to help remove some of the toxic blood from your system. (you can do this with leeches too) Then, drink a lot of orange juice (real one, not reconstituted) to assist in the process of creating new blood to replace the stuff you just let out.

Have fun.

MickeyG · 01-09-2006, 07:57 AM

go throw up before it digests even more.

ddfGandalf · 01-09-2006, 08:12 AM

Coffee, sleep 1-2 hours, when you wake up coffee, then you can get drunk again

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GFX Wiz · 01-09-2006, 08:27 AM

OK, kiddies...let's review:

1. You're drunk
2. You're watching after "young kids"
3. You want to take them for a drive in your Porsche
4. You're looking for tips to "sober up" so you can drive "young kids" in a high-performance sports car...drunk.
5. You're asking people how to sober up fast to make #4 possible.

Let's assume you decide to try one of these half-cocked suggestions. You load up the kids in the car and go for a drive. You crash and someone gets hurt or worse (God forbid...seriously). Since we're starting out with poor logic to make this drive to get food in the first place, you decide to sue the GFY'er whose suggestion you tried.

Stranger things have happened

mardigras · 01-09-2006, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by d00t

im looking after these guys (young kids) so i need to be responsible

Being drunk while watching young kids is being responsible?

d00t · 01-09-2006, 08:41 AM

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Originally Posted by GFX Wiz

OK, kiddies...let's review:

1. You're drunk
2. You're watching after "young kids"
3. You want to take them for a drive in your Porsche
4. You're looking for tips to "sober up" so you can drive "young kids" in a high-performance sports car...drunk.
5. You're asking people how to sober up fast to make #4 possible.

Let's assume you decide to try one of these half-cocked suggestions. You load up the kids in the car and go for a drive. You crash and someone gets hurt or worse (God forbid...seriously). Since we're starting out with poor logic to make this drive to get food in the first place, you decide to sue the GFY'er whose suggestion you tried.

Stranger things have happened

who said anything about high performance? porshce make loads of different car models......

eroswebmaster · 01-09-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

you can't get sober faster withe any method.

maybe you can change the feeling a bit from drunk to not drunk but the prozentual part of alcohol will stay the same and decrease only slow.

so better go by foot or take a cab

Exactly...all that bullshit about drinking coffee just makes people a perky drunk.

d00t · 01-09-2006, 08:45 AM

Violetta · 01-09-2006, 08:48 AM

there aint no way to sober up fast! It's in your blood...

SilentKnight · 01-09-2006, 08:50 AM

Add this to the neverending heap of really dumbass threads.

xtc-studios · 01-09-2006, 10:11 AM

for me to sober up takes time & depends on what you've drunk too.
...getting over it is not a MAGiC

taking a NAP will help & drinking lotza fluids

baddog · 01-09-2006, 11:33 AM

a blood transfusion should do it

tree · 01-09-2006, 11:42 AM

get another liver.

driving a vehicle drunk with anyone under 14 in the car leads to more charges in my state. Call a fucking cab.

bbe · 01-09-2006, 08:40 PM

I've heard a couple monster lines of charlie does the trick.

tristan_D · 01-10-2006, 02:16 AM

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Originally Posted by xtc-studios

taking a NAP will help & drinking lotza fluids

this is what I do

com · 01-10-2006, 02:17 AM

i recommend you listen to Eric Clapton's tune... called "Cocaine"

reed_4 · 01-10-2006, 02:33 AM

have a good sleep, take a cold shower then eat and drink lots of water.

DickShoke · 01-10-2006, 02:46 AM

make yourself throw up......this usually works for me but dont get me wrong i dont do it often...only if i feel like i'm going to have a hang over.

ozmatt · 01-10-2006, 02:54 AM

d00t you better be taking good care of my kids

SomeCreep · 01-10-2006, 04:07 AM

drink more booze

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