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BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-08-2006, 11:19 PM

Can you get.. not cold sores.. But in the back corner of my mouth on the left side there's one of those super small ass white things thats hurts like a bitch.

I have been going on 2-3 hours of sleep a night lately and drinking a shitload of Mountain Dew - about ready to grab some Red Bull to make it through tonight... as I'm really dragging tonight. Is this shit from drinking the citric acid or whatever the hell it is in Mt. Dew ?

I know everyone here at GFY is opinionated - thought we might have a couple that like to play Doctor as well (not that way.. perverts

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Bluewire Ross · 01-08-2006, 11:22 PM

Mountain Dew Urban Legend

Wild rumors like the ones quoted above about a popular brand of lemon-lime soda have been circulating for several years now. The first clue to its questionable veracity is the variety of reported effects: Drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your testicles. Or decrease your sperm count. Or cause your penis to grow smaller. Well, whatever occurs, it only happens to guys, and it hits them below the belt, right?

wdforty · 01-08-2006, 11:28 PM

try this

BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-08-2006, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by wdforty

try this

Do you have liquid caffeine to put drops of into that shit they call water?

No way to get by on 2 hours of sleep a night with water, trust me...

Ross, I never said my nuts were shrinking!! ATLEAST NOT PUBLICLY (Shhhh)

Citric Acids can cause cold sores etc... Just not sure to what extent ... I am not one of those people who likes drinking coffee too often, when I do only Jamaican Blue Mountain or Cappicino (sp?)

je_rome · 01-09-2006, 01:40 AM

I just feel the need to pee everytime I drink a bottle of mountain dew

MattOT · 01-09-2006, 02:04 AM

Ahhh Mountain Dew you cant get that in England anymore maybe they banned it cos they found out what was in it hehehehe lol

d00t · 01-09-2006, 02:20 AM

Yellow Mellow!!!!!!

sickbeatz · 01-09-2006, 02:22 AM

you probably have herpes

StuBradley · 01-09-2006, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by sickbeatz

you probably have herpes

yeah...cold sores are caused by the herpes virus.

BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-09-2006, 02:37 AM

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Originally Posted by StuBradley

yeah...cold sores are caused by the herpes virus.

Thanks Stu - You just brightened up my day!!!

Time to confront my fiancee ... I knew that no good slut was...

Doctor Dre · 01-09-2006, 02:55 AM

You should try 80 % chocolate with water. Choco is the only aliment that GIVES you energy. Cafeine have very bad effects... you'd be a lot better that way (and it would cost a little bit more off course)

Holly · 01-09-2006, 07:10 AM

They're not cold sores (herpes), they're canker sores or mouth ulcers. I used to get them a lot when I was a kid and every great once in a while I will get one now. Stuff like tomatoes and oranges sometimes seemed to cause them, and then sometimes they just popped up out of nowhere. I've always had stomach ulcers, as well.

dunefield · 01-09-2006, 07:11 AM

sounds like an ulcer if it's inside your mouth... usually it's because of a build-up of bacteria... or you bit yourself...

sickkittens · 01-09-2006, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

Mountain Dew Urban Legend

Wild rumors like the ones quoted above about a popular brand of lemon-lime soda have been circulating for several years now. The first clue to its questionable veracity is the variety of reported effects: Drinking Mountain Dew will shrink your testicles. Or decrease your sperm count. Or cause your penis to grow smaller. Well, whatever occurs, it only happens to guys, and it hits them below the belt, right?

Snopes is going to fine you or GFY $300 for posting that.

~Ray · 01-09-2006, 07:47 AM

try vitamin water

Stallion · 01-09-2006, 07:48 AM

I use to drink mountain dew for years. Finally quit drinking sodas all together. Was a fun few days with the cafeine headaches. Glad I dont drink that crap anymore.

BlazingBucks_Ryan · 01-09-2006, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stallion

I use to drink mountain dew for years. Finally quit drinking sodas all together. Was a fun few days with the cafeine headaches. Glad I dont drink that crap anymore.

Hey Brian, hope life's treating you well - drop me a line on ICQ some time !!

I couldn't give up my caffeine, withdrawls is putting it mildly .. I become practically house bound my body goes through such shock. One of only two vices I have left, that and smoking

I sure as shit hope it isn't an ulcer because my stomach has been REALLY torn up lately.. I mean non stop cramping... pains under my left rib cage.. now under my right and left rib cage.. always feel hungry .. when I eat I always feel full for a couple hours then right back to hungry.. Not fun stuff

jawanda · 01-09-2006, 09:18 AM

http://www.waterjoe.com/main.html

Water with caffeine in it.

-P

jacked · 01-09-2006, 09:35 AM

i drink that shit by the 6pack i can down a sixer of mountain dew in an hour or two

01-08-2006, 11:19 PM	#1
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