25 Top Jobs for 2006 - GoFuckYourself.com

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 06:46 PM

1. Retail Salesperson
What it pays: $22,880
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 736,000

2. Registered Nurse
What it pays: $55,680
Minimum training needed: Associate degree
New jobs by 2014: 703,000

3. Postsecondary Teacher
What it pays: $62,032
Minimum training needed: Doctoral degree
New jobs by 2014: 524,000

4. Customer Service Rep
What it pays: $29,350
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 471,000

5. Janitor or Cleaner (except maids and housekeeping cleaners)
What it pays: $20,800
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 440,000

6. Waiter/Waitress
What it pays: $15,980
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 376,000

7. Combination Food Preparation and Serving Worker
What it pays: $17,850
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 367,000

8. Home Health Aide
What it pays: $19,200
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 350,000

9. Nursing Aid, Orderly, Attendant
What it pays: $21,890
Minimum training needed: Postsecondary vocational award
New jobs by 2014: 325,000

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Brother Bareback · 01-09-2006, 06:48 PM

wow, lots of janitors

Doctor Dre · 01-09-2006, 06:49 PM

Top 25 ? I only see 9 diff jobs

DamageX · 01-09-2006, 06:49 PM

Would 7. be a fancier name for burger flipper?

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 06:56 PM

as you wish...

10. General and Operations Manager
What it pays: $93,580
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree plus work
New jobs by 2014: 308,000

11. Personal and Home Care Aide
What it pays: $17,560
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 287,000

12. Elementary School Teacher
What it pays: $46,350
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree
New jobs by 2014: 265,000

13. Accountant and Auditor
What it pays: $57,160
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree
New jobs by 2014: 264,000

14. Office Clerk
What it pays: $24,440
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 263,000

15. Hand Laborer and freight, stock and material mover
What it pays: $22,190
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 248,000

16. Receptionist and Information Clerk
What it pays: $22,900
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 246,000

17. Landscaping and Groundskeeping Worker
What it pays: $22,260
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 230,000

18. Truck Driver, Heavy and Tractor Trailer
What it pays: $34,920
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 223,000

19. Computer Applications Software Engineer
What it pays: $78,570
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree
New jobs by 2014: 222,000

20. Maintenance and Repair Worker
What it pays: $32,290
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 202,000

21. Medical Assistant
What it pays: $25,860
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 202,000

22. Executive Secretary and Administrative Assistant
What it pays: $37,350
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 192,000

23. Sales Representative, Wholesale and Manufacturing
What it pays: $54,500
Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 187,000

24. Carpenter
What it pays: $38,250
Minimum training needed: Long-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 186,000

25. Teacher Assistant
What it pays: $20,750
Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training
New jobs by 2014: 183,000

Mikey · 01-09-2006, 09:29 PM

sounds more like a list of top 25 jobs posted at careerbuilder.

Deputy Chief Command · 01-09-2006, 09:31 PM

are those monthly salarys ? ;)

beemk · 01-09-2006, 09:35 PM

i would only think about any of those jobs if i had a gun held to my head.

HDADULT · 01-09-2006, 09:38 PM

I wouldnt want any of them. I would rather rent fucking kayaks in the bahamas and go fishing then do any of those jobs.

blazi · 01-09-2006, 09:39 PM

you mean "adult webmaster" is not on that list?

NoWhErE · 01-09-2006, 09:41 PM

Pretty low pay if you ask me...

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HDADULT

I wouldnt want any of them. I would rather rent fucking kayaks in the bahamas and go fishing then do any of those jobs.

that's a cool job!

HDADULT · 01-09-2006, 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bluewire Ross

that's a cool job!

I thought so! When I finally had enough thats where I will be

woj · 01-09-2006, 09:55 PM

top in what way? top jobs you can get if you are straight out of high school and have no education? or top = most popular?

Spunky · 01-09-2006, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

top in what way? top jobs you can get if you are straight out of high school and have no education? or top = most popular?

I wish I had this job right out of high school
10. General and Operations Manager
What it pays: $93,580
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree plus work
New jobs by 2014: 308,000

Ogix · 01-09-2006, 09:59 PM

cools jobs

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

top in what way? top jobs you can get if you are straight out of high school and have no education? or top = most popular?

An example:
3. Postsecondary Teacher
What it pays: $62,032
Minimum training needed: Doctoral degree
New jobs by 2014: 524,000

woj · 01-09-2006, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky

I wish I had this job right out of high school
10. General and Operations Manager
What it pays: $93,580
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree plus work
New jobs by 2014: 308,000

Yea,I know, it would be a huge step up for your from:

26. Professional Post Whore
What it pays: $8,580
Minimum training needed: None
New jobs by 2014: 1251

tony286 · 01-09-2006, 10:01 PM

say goodbye to the middle class lol

Jeffm · 01-09-2006, 10:02 PM

as of right now im a waiter and i make about double that figure given. im sure thats the avg salary. i would never want to do it for a career and i wont be doing it much longer. most of those jobs are just temp jobs, i dont think anyone plans on being anything on that list (with the exception of a few)

Spunky · 01-09-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

Yea,I know, it would be a huge step up for your from:

26. Professional Post Whore
What it pays: $8,580
Minimum training needed: None
New jobs by 2014: 1251

I guess using scripts to win contests is more profitable?

Rinaldo · 01-09-2006, 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404

say goodbye to the middle class lol

That's waht I was just thinking.

Here in fl. the starting salary for a teacher is 27, with a masters it's 32... You cap out around 44 in public school... so that's way below the average, IN NJ, New jersey (it's the state next to New york for the people not familiar with the small state) the average teaching salary is 65k... but cost of living is almost 2.2 times what it is in florida.

so holy shit no one will be making a lot... but what about phone sales?
What about internet and software engineers? Attorneys, doctors etc... there are a shitload of them.

Pilots? Flight attendants, Police?

Shit police here start making 45 and you don't need college... while a teacher who has 7 years of college only makes 32...

Kevsh · 01-09-2006, 10:31 PM

The need for some of these of jobs just proves why the government looks the other way on illegal immigration.

Persignup Dustin · 01-09-2006, 10:34 PM

Am I bourgie for not wanting to do ANY of that shit??

the Shemp · 01-09-2006, 10:43 PM

10. General and Operations Manager
What it pays: $93,580
Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree plus work
New jobs by 2014: 308,000

there are many GFYers already over qualified for the above job...
ive read their advice to FEDEX, UPS, EPASSPORTE etc etc many times.....

Bluewire Ross · 01-09-2006, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey

sounds more like a list of top 25 jobs posted at careerbuilder.

Yes, it is. Read the bottom line of the post.

reed_4 · 01-09-2006, 11:47 PM

nurses are very much in demand jobs overseas.

je_rome · 01-10-2006, 01:41 AM

Customer Service Reps is no surprise in that list.

SomeCreep · 01-10-2006, 03:42 AM

Yep, those are very popular jobs. I can tell, because I have friends in almost all those professions.

Stacey_JoinRightNow · 01-10-2006, 03:50 AM

what about designers, I thought they are highly demand now...

01-09-2006, 06:46 PM	#1
Bluewire Ross Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,169	Top Jobs for 2006 1. Retail Salesperson What it pays: $22,880 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 736,000 2. Registered Nurse What it pays: $55,680 Minimum training needed: Associate degree New jobs by 2014: 703,000 3. Postsecondary Teacher What it pays: $62,032 Minimum training needed: Doctoral degree New jobs by 2014: 524,000 4. Customer Service Rep What it pays: $29,350 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 471,000 5. Janitor or Cleaner (except maids and housekeeping cleaners) What it pays: $20,800 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 440,000 6. Waiter/Waitress What it pays: $15,980 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 376,000 7. Combination Food Preparation and Serving Worker What it pays: $17,850 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 367,000 8. Home Health Aide What it pays: $19,200 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 350,000 9. Nursing Aid, Orderly, Attendant What it pays: $21,890 Minimum training needed: Postsecondary vocational award New jobs by 2014: 325,000 From Careerbuilder.com __________________ Cam2CamLive! Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS [email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975 Last edited by Bluewire Ross; 01-09-2006 at 06:48 PM..

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Bluewire Ross Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 2,169	as you wish... 10. General and Operations Manager What it pays: $93,580 Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree plus work New jobs by 2014: 308,000 11. Personal and Home Care Aide What it pays: $17,560 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 287,000 12. Elementary School Teacher What it pays: $46,350 Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree New jobs by 2014: 265,000 13. Accountant and Auditor What it pays: $57,160 Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree New jobs by 2014: 264,000 14. Office Clerk What it pays: $24,440 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 263,000 15. Hand Laborer and freight, stock and material mover What it pays: $22,190 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 248,000 16. Receptionist and Information Clerk What it pays: $22,900 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 246,000 17. Landscaping and Groundskeeping Worker What it pays: $22,260 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 230,000 18. Truck Driver, Heavy and Tractor Trailer What it pays: $34,920 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 223,000 19. Computer Applications Software Engineer What it pays: $78,570 Minimum training needed: Bachelor's degree New jobs by 2014: 222,000 20. Maintenance and Repair Worker What it pays: $32,290 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 202,000 21. Medical Assistant What it pays: $25,860 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 202,000 22. Executive Secretary and Administrative Assistant What it pays: $37,350 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 192,000 23. Sales Representative, Wholesale and Manufacturing What it pays: $54,500 Minimum training needed: Moderate-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 187,000 24. Carpenter What it pays: $38,250 Minimum training needed: Long-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 186,000 25. Teacher Assistant What it pays: $20,750 Minimum training needed: Short-term on-the-job training New jobs by 2014: 183,000 __________________ Cam2CamLive! Feature Rich Flash-Based Cam Site Script MAINSTREAM WEB DESIGN CUSTOM ILLUSTRATIONS [email protected] ICQ:259-582-973YahooIM: ross_collado1975

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HDADULT Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 1,152	I wouldnt want any of them. I would rather rent fucking kayaks in the bahamas and go fishing then do any of those jobs.

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	say goodbye to the middle class lol

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Jeffm Registered User Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 69	as of right now im a waiter and i make about double that figure given. im sure thats the avg salary. i would never want to do it for a career and i wont be doing it much longer. most of those jobs are just temp jobs, i dont think anyone plans on being anything on that list (with the exception of a few)

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Kevsh Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: TO Posts: 8,619	The need for some of these of jobs just proves why the government looks the other way on illegal immigration.

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