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BACON BACON BACON
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The Janitor in this building vandalized my car.
Im shaking mad right now..lol
He did it two days ago and i had no proof...but he was dumb enough to be o ut front with his buddy and laughing at me when i pulled in the lot today. He even made a baseball/cricket like swing for me before he got in the elevator. i followed him in and he couldnt get the shit eating grin off of his face. I told him i knew it was h im and he just laughed and laughed. I got so mad i even tried to bait him into swinging at me, but he never took the bait. people who do this kind of shit really piss me off, id respect him if he confronted me face to face and let me know he had a problem with me. Fuck even if he took a swing at me id welcome it. lowest people in the world vandalize someones car However taking a |
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So Fucking Banned
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The janitor? Of what? And what did he do exactly? And why?
I am sure we can come up with a way to get back at him.... |
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Why are you posting this on GFY instead of talking to the building management about this? I'm sure they have video cameras in the garage don't they?
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If he's the janitor then just take a huge shit on the bathroom floor and you can smile knowing he's the one that has to clean it up.
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Chop his nuts off...
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take appropriate action
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I like Dutch Girls
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file a report and make sure youll get even
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there are some things you don't fuck with
a mans family or his car
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BACON BACON BACON
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im mostly venting here..so i dont go nuts and get charged with assault |
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BACON BACON BACON
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there are a couple in here...and the other one is a sweet girl...who deserves no wrong...so whatever i find to do will have to be directed solel at him i probably need to wait 3months or so on it |
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nice sig man love gianna
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BACON BACON BACON
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i knew you would understand this dont ever fuck with a mans family or his car. it is lower then low |
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sex is good
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An eye for an eye in this case maybe.
Thats what I would do, I would fuck his wheels up worse than he did mine. slash 4 tires key all sides of the car, sugar in the gas tank, metal shavings in his oil and tranny if I could get access under his hood, maybe even put a little hole in his oil pan or tranny pan. anything that will cost him much money to fix.. its either that or I would just move. |
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Forget just taking a dump on the floor, you need to go all-out ******* on the place! Taco Bell the night before, lots of Taco Bell. ![]() |
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BACON BACON BACON
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the thing that sucks...that really irks me..is there is fuck all i can do.
i mean if i get him fired..he will do it again. i go and put my foot through his head...i get in trouble with the police if i dont play poker tonight...it will be a damn good workout at the gym..lol |
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So how badly beaten up is your bike? Are there any spokes missing? ;)
Sorry to hear that Brad, feed him your fist! DH |
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Let slip the dogs of war.
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Maybe you could try making a pouty face at him.
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what exactly did he do to your car and what is his problem with you? Did you have a run in at some stage?
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dont EVER fuck with a dudes car, kill him man
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Follow his ass home one day and find out where he lives..then take a few pics of his wife..his kids ..finally go knock on his front door..ask him politley to fix the damage he did ..then hand him the pics and say "you have no idea who your really fucing with ![]() |
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or sned a letter adreesed to his wife saying your some flooozy who lives in the buiilding he works in and hes been cheating on her with you...that will keep him opccupied for a few months
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As you wish...
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Okay, how about this one:
Forget the macho bullshit. That's the reaction he wants and gets off on. How about asking him in a really calm voice why he did it and what his problem is with you. Tell him how the money you had to spend on repairs for the damage he did was supposed to be spent buying your kid a birthday present, so it's really important that you can explain to your son why he didn't get what he wanted for his birthday. Do it with a straight face, not a whiney voice. Just a man to man talk with no attitude. Tell him if you did anything to offend him you're sorry and wish he'd have talked to you before ruining your son's birthday. (or something similar) |
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What did he do to the car?
If you have a plan to get him back, you will have to wait until you move and have a lil time goes by, don't give anyone the new addy! Seem like the only thing you can do, mess to much with him now, your looking at a battle, cops and more messed up cars or worse. Time to spy then attack, later down the road. OMG, did I just type this...lol |
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I know why I typed that, to many guy type movies, I have been watching.
I like Donny's idea, go to him and keep asking "Why did you do it?" keep doing it everyday, freak his ass out, scare him and make him think your a freaking killer. Or move out! |
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![]() But ffs - tell us what he did to your car? Smashed in the 1/4 panels, windows what exactly?
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Donny's is the mature, reasonable approach, with the likeliest probability for avoiding further conflict. But where's the fun in that? ******* the restroom, and post the pics!!
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BACON BACON BACON
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the janitor just called the police on me
his offiical complaint was that he thought i would beat him up after work. what a world of shit this is...working from home was way better |
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Take his picture and post it on gay dating sites.
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BACON BACON BACON
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yeah the cops official take on him was that he was a weird guy. and he mentioned that several things he said didnt add up to him being the victim...there was a robbery in this building last night...so i told the cop he lives here....and that this building isnt zoned for residential. the cop left laughing about the whole thing, i explained to him everything and he said that he felt i was right and he did do the damage to my car..but he probably knows where the security cameras are. there are none..i hope they investigate him for the robbery |
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BACON BACON BACON
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that would be good...if i had thought of it at the time...he might know i have no kids but i could have come up with somethign similar this guys is a moron though...reason usually doesnt work with these types. i just have to make sure i dont get jailed over this..lol |
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BACON BACON BACON
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yes he has tried to fuck with me many times. even tried to get me into a fight a few times. he smashed my left bumper..it has a big ass mark on it..and now the bumper sticks out about 1.5 cms...there is also a big ass key mark down the side of the car as well |
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dude call his wife/girfreind and say that your name is pedro and you have just been diagnosed with the herpes and you are just calling to let all your sex partners know so that they can be tested
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BACON BACON BACON
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id normally feel sorry for this guy...and if he hadnt fucked my car i wouldlet all the other stuff go. he has no girl...he has no life..he lives in this office building...although not for much longer. he is an idiot...i suspect he will fuck withmy car yet again |
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i have man boobies
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kick in your door and then put some of your stuff in the room he sleeps in. the cops will take him away for you
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i know...that is exactly how someone like that operates i really really despise him |
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BACON BACON BACON
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he is still pissing me off
i wish i could just turn the other cheek |
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Grab paul and the other paul along with Mario and go do a gangland beatdown on his ass.
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BACON BACON BACON
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it would just get everyone in trouble or else i would have just beat his ass this morning it is just one of those frustrating things i can always wait a few months...and then we shall see |
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revenge is a dish best served cold ;-)))
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