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Old 01-16-2006, 10:34 AM   #1
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Elvis Song Puts Lover in Heartbreak Hotel

PERTH, Australia - A woman stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors because he repeatedly played the Elvis Presley hit "Burning Love" on the King's birthday, police said Tuesday.
The 35-year-old man was treated for six stab wounds to his head, back and legs at the hospital in the farming town of Northam in Western Australia state late Monday night but was allowed to go home, state police spokeswoman Ros Weatherall said.

His girlfriend was charged with unlawful wounding and was to appear in a Northam court Tuesday.

"Police will allege ... the 30-year-old woman stabbed the man with a pair of scissors during an argument over him playing the same Elvis Presley song again and again," a police media statement said.

Police said the man was stabbed late on the 71st anniversary of Elvis's birth.
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Old 01-16-2006, 09:43 PM   #2
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A tragic story of incompatibility.
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Old 01-16-2006, 09:44 PM   #3
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I guess it's like Chinese torture..you can only take so much
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Old 01-16-2006, 09:47 PM   #4
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PERTH, Australia - A woman stabbed her boyfriend with a pair of scissors because he repeatedly played the Elvis Presley hit "Burning Love" on the King's birthday, police said Tuesday.
The 35-year-old man was treated for six stab wounds to his head, back and legs at the hospital in the farming town of Northam in Western Australia state late Monday night but was allowed to go home, state police spokeswoman Ros Weatherall said.

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His girlfriend was charged with unlawful wounding and was to appear in a Northam court Tuesday.

"Police will allege ... the 30-year-old woman stabbed the man with a pair of scissors during an argument over him playing the same Elvis Presley song again and again," a police media statement said.

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Police said the man was stabbed late on the 71st anniversary of Elvis's birth.

That's such bad journalism. One article, saying the same thing 3 times in a row just worded differently. I see this happen more often. I guess they have to fill the space huh?
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Old 01-17-2006, 12:58 AM   #5
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He should had sung also "Love me tender".
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:05 AM   #6
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I am a big fan of the Elvis and I don't think it's on the songs themselves--I think it's his voice that brought him on that near death experience...
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Old 01-17-2006, 04:26 AM   #7
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Is it wrong that I find that almost amusing?
She should've just gone out the house for the day and let him get on with it.
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