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Old 01-22-2006, 11:32 AM   #1
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Ever have a Bloody Bowel Movement?

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Old 01-22-2006, 11:33 AM   #2
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:34 AM   #3
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Nope. And it's usually a bad sign.

One of the symptoms of Colon Cancer. Go see a doctor.
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:34 AM   #4
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:37 AM   #5
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intertal hemrroids man!...
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:39 AM   #6
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Usually stress or broken capillaries (no biggie), but it could be something serious.
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:40 AM   #7
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:40 AM   #8
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Colon Cancer

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Old 01-22-2006, 11:41 AM   #9
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Usually stress or broken capillaries (no biggie), but it could be something serious.
You sound just like a doctor.

"Oh, no, it's nothing, don't worry"

"But let me run some tests, just in case it's more serious "
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:45 AM   #10
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:47 AM   #11
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You sound just like a doctor.

"Oh, no, it's nothing, don't worry"

"But let me run some tests, just in case it's more serious "

LOL

That's pretty much what my doctor told me

Turned out it was just due to stress
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:50 AM   #13
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:53 AM   #14
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:54 AM   #15
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Nope. And it's usually a bad sign.

One of the symptoms of Colon Cancer. Go see a doctor.
Juicy - I'll have to agree with NC. If you don't have roids and you didn't feel any pain with the bowel movement - I'd get to a doctor ASAP & get tested fast.
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Old 01-22-2006, 11:55 AM   #16
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Are they gonna stick a camera tube up my pooper?
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:00 PM   #17
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It depends on your age, if you are under 40, it is very unlikely colon cancer. Almost impossible unless there is some family backround.

It could very well be some type of gastrointestinal disease though, like Crohns or Colitis. Main symptoms of these is bloody stools accompanied by stomach pains, etc...

PS-Pre-med backround speaking here. But gave it up, couldn't handle the blood !
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Are they gonna stick a camera tube up my pooper?

The question is: If they do, are you going to post it online?
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:19 PM   #19
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Are they gonna stick a camera tube up my pooper?
YEP! The technicians are already getting it ready, and loading the film.

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Old 01-22-2006, 12:22 PM   #20
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Not good bro. Usually Ulcers or some fucked up shit with your stomach.
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:27 PM   #21
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Old 01-22-2006, 12:31 PM   #22
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Nah, turns out I had just drank too much Red Cool-aid...
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:37 PM   #23
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:42 PM   #24
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Didja eat too much cheese lately? It's common with major constipation as well..
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:43 PM   #25
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go to hospital - unless you just ate ketchup chips - that's just food coloring then
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Juicy def. do go to the doctor but it's probably internal hemorrhoids.

Especially if you have bad eating habits
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Old 01-22-2006, 05:47 PM   #27
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don't let these guys scare you.
if you also sit to much you can get some bleeding when you take a shit.
if it happens once in a while no big deal but if it's constant then you have to worry.
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I had that a few times..freaked me out when it first happened
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Old 01-23-2006, 01:02 AM   #29
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Congrats dude! I haven't experience that one yet though.
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Slow your drinking down or switch back to beer or wine..

My girlfriend owns a couple bars and this is VERY common.
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Are they gonna stick a camera tube up my pooper?
be sure to post pics.
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Old 01-23-2006, 06:13 AM   #34
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LOL

That's pretty much what my doctor told me

Turned out it was just due to stress
That's what my doctor told me. By the time the test results came back I was already in hospital. Turns out I had E.Coli poisoning
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