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Ever have a Bloody Bowel Movement?
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try webmd.com---good luck
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Nope. And it's usually a bad sign.
One of the symptoms of Colon Cancer. Go see a doctor. |
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intertal hemrroids man!...
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Usually stress or broken capillaries (no biggie), but it could be something serious.
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go see a doctor dude
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Colon Cancer
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"Oh, no, it's nothing, don't worry" "But let me run some tests, just in case it's more serious " |
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Go see your doctor right away.
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LOL That's pretty much what my doctor told me ![]() Turned out it was just due to stress
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Are they gonna stick a camera tube up my pooper?
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It depends on your age, if you are under 40, it is very unlikely colon cancer. Almost impossible unless there is some family backround.
It could very well be some type of gastrointestinal disease though, like Crohns or Colitis. Main symptoms of these is bloody stools accompanied by stomach pains, etc... PS-Pre-med backround speaking here. But gave it up, couldn't handle the blood ![]() |
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Not good bro. Usually Ulcers or some fucked up shit with your stomach.
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Nah, turns out I had just drank too much Red Cool-aid...
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see what we told you about fingering your ass?
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Didja eat too much cheese lately? It's common with major constipation as well..
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go to hospital - unless you just ate ketchup chips - that's just food coloring then
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Juicy def. do go to the doctor but it's probably internal hemorrhoids.
Especially if you have bad eating habits |
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don't let these guys scare you.
if you also sit to much you can get some bleeding when you take a shit. if it happens once in a while no big deal but if it's constant then you have to worry.
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Use more lube next time!
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Slow your drinking down or switch back to beer or wine..
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