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JFK · 01-27-2006, 10:43 AM

Fitty...............DJ's in Hell

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 12:04 PM

Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

HollywoodChris · 01-27-2006, 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

TTTSC indahouse!! great song... first time I heard that TS song I was 15 in Tampa at the tropicana with 4 hookers watching them smoke crack. One girl looked over at me and said "YO YO, turn it up cool"

"Arm Wide Open" - Creed
what a shitty band... I think it's worse that people actually think they sound good.

xxxjay · 01-27-2006, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

Sometimes the truth is said in jest.

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Sometimes the truth is said in jest.

Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

_Danielle_ · 01-27-2006, 04:14 PM

I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_

I'm going with Golddigger on this one!

I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter!

Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger.

Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo

_Danielle_ · 01-27-2006, 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Good one babe......xo....miss you sweetie....xo

Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 04:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_

Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!

Let me know, you should stay with Leslie and me, we have the room girl....you have my cell, you better use it or else....

xoxoxo

fl_prn_str · 01-27-2006, 04:47 PM

If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

Pink

Jace · 01-27-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
Love is the rhythm
You are the music
If God is a DJ
Life is a dance floor
You get what you're given
It's all how you use it

Pink

the ONLY thing good that ever came out of her mouth were those lyrics

and I would guess that she probably didn't even write that song

Monique Niccole · 01-27-2006, 04:55 PM

Creed -- Arms Wide Open

You've got the double whammy that it's a shitty song, plus they're a sort of mainstreamed Christian rock group. The Devil could play a constant loop of the video where Scott Stapp looks like Jesus in the desert.

It would be like taunting and torturing the damned on every sensory level possible.

JenniDahling · 01-27-2006, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis:

Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana.
I took her to my house and told her strip
Baby got freaky-started doing the splits.
I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want
Cause this true blue mack won't even front".
I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum
Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none
I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk
My dick is big and her nigga had a little one,
I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun.
I know you stop and wonder just what it is..
It's the California lifestyle that I live.

xoxoxo

Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling

Daaam, all I got sung to me was the 80's tune 867-5309/Jenny... pales in comparison. I miss you chickee!

Hey girlie wirlie, LOL, that is cute. I miss you too....I love how I am now catching up with my bitches......lol...through threads like this....funny right, hit me up on line girl....xoxo

overflow · 01-27-2006, 05:14 PM

We close our eyes. Oingo boingo

JamesK2 · 01-27-2006, 05:16 PM

Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Fresh · 01-27-2006, 05:17 PM

Golddigger for SUUUUUREEEE. that song sucks fuckin bear balls.

Holly Lez! · 01-27-2006, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Danielle_

Hey Mama!!

XXOO

We need to get together! I was thinking of making it up there soon!
Possibly next weekend!!

Come up!

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 05:33 PM

What was this thread about again???????

LOL

xxxjay · 01-27-2006, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JamesK

Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps

Both are good calls. I thought about 50cent but I couldn't pick a song and My Humps is one for the list for sure. I with I had thought of that.

xxxjay · 01-27-2006, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

What was this thread about again???????

LOL

I was about how if tinaballina had as many cocks sticking out of her as she's had sticking into her -- she would look like a penis porcupine!

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

Jay this post some how got overlooked, and now you are bringing bestiality into the equation. First the plebeians and now this........?

xxxjay · 01-27-2006, 06:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TinaBallina

Dearest Jay,

You obviously have me mistaken with one of your many plebeians. Remember, an ignoble child cannot grow up to be a king, a queen or even a princess so please don't confuse me with one.

Princess Ballina
xo

Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

Study hard:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

NOT!

TinaBallina · 01-27-2006, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Lord, I think someone has been sniffing someones nutz.

Study hard:
http://www.jays-xxx-links.com/sex-blog/

Someday you MIGHT be as cool as me.

NOT!

Always trying to drive traffic your way.......but where is your definition of "sniffing someones nutz?" Don't direct me to a your comment page because you want people to see that I, a non-plebeian, lol...has viewed your site, nice try though....xo

Baker Rd · 01-27-2006, 06:26 PM

Men At Work - You Can Dance If You Want To

nico-t · 01-27-2006, 06:27 PM

this shit is bananas B A N A N A S

imagine listening to that for eternity!!

nico-t · 01-27-2006, 06:29 PM

or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*contemplating suicide*
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
*brain freeze*
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*snapped & instant death*

xxxjay · 01-27-2006, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit

Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*contemplating suicide*
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
*brain freeze*
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see
Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it
Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it
Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight
*snapped & instant death*

Beyonce rules, as long as she doesn't sing.

xxxjay · 01-28-2006, 04:51 PM

Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

That song should be retired.

TinaBallina · 01-30-2006, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxxjay

Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways.

The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog.

I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now.

That song should be retired.

Obviously, this needed a bump over the weekend to become a weekend thread....update would be????

Jay, hello, anyone????

View Poll Results: If you could force the damned to listen to one song for eternity. What would it be?
”Golddigger” - Kanye West	11	18.64%
”The Unskinny Bop” - Poison	9	15.25%
”Don’t ’Cha” (wish your girlfriend was hot like me) - Pussycat Dolls	24	40.68%
"Arm Wide Open" - Creed	15	25.42%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

01-27-2006, 10:43 AM	#51
JFK FUBAR the ORIGINATOR Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: FUBARLAND Posts: 67,374	Fitty...............DJ's in Hell __________________ FUBAR Webmasters - The FUBAR Times - FUBAR Webmasters Mobile - FUBARTV.XXX For promo opps contact jfk at fubarwebmasters dot com Last edited by JFK; 01-27-2006 at 10:45 AM..

01-27-2006, 12:04 PM	#52
TinaBallina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 922	Don't get me wrong, I like this song (I should actually say I did like it) but good lord I am haunted by it from the OCCash crew on a regular basis: Tina, Tina, the sperm cleana. I took her to my house and told her strip Baby got freaky-started doing the splits. I said, "Bitch!!! Do what you want Cause this true blue mack won't even front". I fucked her with my finger, she tried to cum Pussy so tight, it wouldn't give me none I'm trying to get freaky cause I love the funk My dick is big and her nigga had a little one, I didn't fuck her freaky ass, but it was still fun. I know you stop and wonder just what it is.. It's the California lifestyle that I live. xoxoxo __________________ TinaBallina ICQ: 331521809 AIM: ballinaballina

01-27-2006, 04:14 PM	#56
_Danielle_ Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The OC Posts: 949	I'm going with Golddigger on this one! I haven't heard Poison in the club! Especially unskinny bop for that matter! Don't cha is bad but, they don't play it nearly as much as they do Golddigger. __________________

01-27-2006, 05:14 PM	#65
overflow Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 122	We close our eyes. Oingo boingo __________________ "LET ME SHOOT IT"

01-27-2006, 04:47 PM	#60
fl_prn_str Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 5,736	If God is a DJ Life is a dance floor Love is the rhythm You are the music If God is a DJ Life is a dance floor You get what you're given It's all how you use it Pink

01-27-2006, 04:55 PM	#62
Monique Niccole Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: San Francisco Posts: 5,653	Creed -- Arms Wide Open You've got the double whammy that it's a shitty song, plus they're a sort of mainstreamed Christian rock group. The Devil could play a constant loop of the video where Scott Stapp looks like Jesus in the desert. It would be like taunting and torturing the damned on every sensory level possible.

01-27-2006, 05:16 PM	#66
JamesK2 Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 6,589	Actually I'd go for 50 cent or Black Eyed Peas - My Humps __________________

01-27-2006, 05:17 PM	#67
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01-27-2006, 05:33 PM	#69
TinaBallina Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 922	What was this thread about again??????? LOL __________________ TinaBallina ICQ: 331521809 AIM: ballinaballina

01-27-2006, 06:26 PM	#75
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01-27-2006, 06:27 PM	#76
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	this shit is bananas B A N A N A S imagine listening to that for eternity!!

01-27-2006, 06:29 PM	#77
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	or the never ending chorus of beyonces new hit Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight contemplating suicide Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it brain freeze Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight Ohh Boy you looking like you like what you see Won't you come over check up on it, I'm gone let you work up on it Ladies let em check up on it, watch it while he check up on it Dip it, pop it, twork it, stop it, check on me tonight snapped & instant death

01-28-2006, 04:51 PM	#79
xxxjay Tube groupie. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: LoScandalous, CA Posts: 13,482	Bump -- this is more of a weekend thread anyways. The numbers here pretty much mirror the poll on my blog. I think most people are over the Pussycat Dolls by now. That song should be retired. __________________ http://donttellmehowtoruinmylife.com/ - http://www.jmdigitalmarketing.com/my...s-and-reviews/ - http://www.wouldyouhitit.org - http://shinyobjectreviews.com/