Deadwood quotes - GoFuckYourself.com

detoxed · 01-28-2006, 10:10 AM

There are some great quotes from that show.. here are a few

Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

Seth Bullock: Any more gunplay gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular on payday.

E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest. Set

Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.

Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, for sociability's sake and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk.
Joanie Stubbs: What's your preference?
Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed.

E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me.
Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit out of luck?
E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 10:11 AM

I'm a HUGE Deadwood fan. The acting and writing in it, the sets, it's all just amazing.

Niklas · 01-28-2006, 10:24 AM

I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?

detoxed · 01-28-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Niklas

I love that show.. when is season2 coming out on dvd and when will season 3 begin?

I bought season 2 on Ioffer.com for like $25

lol

Jakke PNG · 01-28-2006, 10:30 AM

season 1 started here like 2 episodes ago. I'm liking it. Lovejoy is sexy.

Why · 01-28-2006, 10:35 AM

i wish theyd get on with more of deadwood. i really liked it.

XSV · 01-28-2006, 10:42 AM

How many cocksuckers?
2 coksukahas!

Not sure what episode it is in, haven't been watching the reruns, but the conversation between Al and the Chinaman is damn funny when the new San Francisco Cocksuckers come to town, whole conversation where the keyword is cocksucker and Al trying to guess how many and where they are from... laughed my ass off.

Flow · 01-28-2006, 11:19 AM

Al Swerengen: I need to fuck something! Trixie, get up here and bring the bottle!!!

Best line of the entire series.

Flow

CybermedAndy · 01-28-2006, 12:33 PM

I'm gonna start watching this show, thanks to good things I've heard and this thread

brand0n · 01-28-2006, 12:53 PM

I'm a purveyor of spirits, dope included, and when chance affords, a thief, but I ain't no fucking hypocrite

RayBonga · 01-28-2006, 12:55 PM

I also love deadwood, have to buy the DVDs soon.

reynold · 01-30-2006, 05:53 AM

I think I'm beggining to like this show.

luv$ · 01-30-2006, 07:58 AM

Mikey_219Inc · 01-30-2006, 08:01 AM

my favorite is ... "Sa Frasisco Cocksucka!!!!"

AaronM · 08-03-2009, 11:36 AM

"Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."

WebairMetz · 08-03-2009, 12:17 PM

best show ever.

check out this tally of fucks...http://www.thewvsr.com/deadwood.htm

how many fucks per minute, classic site.

DAMNMAN · 08-03-2009, 12:27 PM

It was one of the shows I actually watched and looked forward to watching. The writers are top notch and a bunch of twisted fucks.

08-03-2009, 12:30 PM

They like the word cocksucker.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EpsKKPuTYCI

smutnut · 08-03-2009, 01:22 PM

SAN FRANCISCO COCKSUCKER!

How do you spell Swighin?

mikeyddddd · 08-03-2009, 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

"Go wash your mouth, you smell like seven different kinds of cock."

crockett · 08-03-2009, 02:38 PM

HBO was fucking cocksuckers for ending it before it was finished.

flip.green · 08-03-2009, 02:43 PM

Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!

smutnut · 08-03-2009, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flip.green

Great show cut down in its prime they said they would make some movies etc but nothing happened, damn HBO cocksuckers!

What about "John From Cincinnatti"? Same writers.

brand0n · 08-03-2009, 03:37 PM

cocksuckers.....

_Richard_ · 08-03-2009, 04:01 PM

Great series.. this was filmed about an hour out of where i live.. sucks how it ended

cykoe6 · 08-03-2009, 08:32 PM

Greatest show ever.

jollyperv · 08-03-2009, 08:51 PM

Swearingen is such a bad motherfucker...Mcshane is a hell of fucking actor

01-28-2006, 10:10 AM	#1
detoxed vip member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 17,798	Deadwood quotes There are some great quotes from that show.. here are a few Al Swearengen: Pain or damage don't end the world. Or Despair or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back. Seth Bullock: Any more gunplay gets answered. You call the law in Sampson, you don't get to call it off just cause you're liquored up and popular on payday. E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest. Set Al Swearengen: Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around. Calamity Jane: Maybe I will have a fuckin' drink, for sociability's sake and 'cause I'm a fuckin' drunk. Joanie Stubbs: What's your preference? Calamity Jane: That it ain't been previously swallowed. E.B. Farnum: Some ancient Italian maxim fits our situation, whose particulars escape me. Francis Wolcott: Is the gist that I'm shit out of luck? E.B. Farnum: Did they speak that way then?

01-28-2006, 10:24 AM	#3
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01-28-2006, 10:30 AM	#5
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01-28-2006, 10:42 AM	#7
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01-28-2006, 12:33 PM	#9
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01-28-2006, 10:11 AM	#2
BoyAlley So Fucking Gay Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 19,714	I'm a HUGE Deadwood fan. The acting and writing in it, the sets, it's all just amazing.

01-28-2006, 10:35 AM	#6
Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	i wish theyd get on with more of deadwood. i really liked it.

01-28-2006, 11:19 AM	#8
Flow Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 518	Al Swerengen: I need to fuck something! Trixie, get up here and bring the bottle!!! Best line of the entire series. Flow

01-28-2006, 12:53 PM	#10
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01-28-2006, 12:55 PM	#11
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I also love deadwood, have to buy the DVDs soon.

01-30-2006, 05:53 AM	#12
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01-30-2006, 08:01 AM	#14
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08-03-2009, 12:17 PM	#16
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08-03-2009, 12:30 PM	#18
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	They like the word cocksucker. https://youtube.com/watch?v=EpsKKPuTYCI

08-03-2009, 01:22 PM	#19
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08-03-2009, 03:37 PM	#24
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	cocksuckers..... __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,984	Great series.. this was filmed about an hour out of where i live.. sucks how it ended

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