I just punched my rabbi in the head !@#!$ - GoFuckYourself.com

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 01:05 PM

i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

i have couple of bruises and scartches

BoyAlley · 01-28-2006, 01:06 PM

Damn that's some straight up Jerry Springer shit there yo!

What strange little country do you live in?

jawanda · 01-28-2006, 01:07 PM

If this is true ..

lol

Go get a money order for the exact amount made out in his name and drop it in his mail box.

kernelpanic · 01-28-2006, 01:07 PM

oy vei!!

who · 01-28-2006, 01:08 PM

karlm · 01-28-2006, 01:08 PM

OMG LOL if thats true

xNetworx · 01-28-2006, 01:12 PM

Damn dude, that nuts

Fresh · 01-28-2006, 01:15 PM

damn thats funny.

did he drop when you punched him?

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Damn that's some straight up Jerry Springer shit there yo!

What strange little country do you live in?

i live in israel

Stallion · 01-28-2006, 01:26 PM

damn that sucks...

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 01:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jawanda

If this is true ..

lol

Go get a money order for the exact amount made out in his name and drop it in his mail box.

if i go beside his house his children will properly beat me up he has dozen children.

he once told me i am surrounded by evil spirit and he doesnt want me to be near his house because then his family will be possessed with my spirit ?!?!

RayBonga · 01-28-2006, 01:29 PM

So will you ever be able to get out of the house again?

(note to self, don't borrow money from religious fanatics)

DaddyHalbucks · 01-28-2006, 01:30 PM

Religion is weird shit.

Rodhead · 01-28-2006, 01:31 PM

This sounds like great stuff. Go to his house, drop in a check for the money, race off. Forget about him.

kernelpanic · 01-28-2006, 01:33 PM

If Israeli monetary law is similar to Western monetary law, then you no longer owe him on that debt because he refused legal tender.

polish_aristocrat · 01-28-2006, 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

i live in israel

do you know Oracle Porn and alexg?

two pimpin twinks also from Israel...

xclusive · 01-28-2006, 01:40 PM

Damn that's messed up maybe if you let him give you a circumcision he will forgive you

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 01:42 PM

i will be back later to talk to you guys i think i have to do the hospital my back is all scratched from the sticks and i have a nose bleed

Doctor Dre · 01-28-2006, 01:46 PM

I somehow doubt this is true ... but we never know. so many trolls arround here lately.

pornguy · 01-28-2006, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

if i go beside his house his children will properly beat me up he has dozen children.

he once told me i am surrounded by evil spirit and he doesnt want me to be near his house because then his family will be possessed with my spirit ?!?!

I would be over every night possessing his daughters.

dbavaria · 01-28-2006, 01:51 PM

So what village are you from again?

alexg · 01-28-2006, 03:55 PM

i don't believe you

Oracle Porn · 01-28-2006, 03:57 PM

I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.

alexg · 01-28-2006, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.

exactly...

Sarah_Jayne · 01-28-2006, 04:12 PM

why does this sound like the start of Frankenstein?

UtahSaints · 01-28-2006, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

i have couple of bruises and scartches

Jewish dude didn't take you money????

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 01-28-2006, 04:42 PM

the trolls are out today

Downtime · 01-28-2006, 04:44 PM

lmao sweet story! regardless if it's true or not, it's still funny

Manowar · 01-28-2006, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RS-MEDIA

Jewish dude didn't take you money????

sfera · 01-28-2006, 05:12 PM

hahha this is hilarious if its true

sonofsam · 01-28-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Downtime

lmao sweet story! regardless if it's true or not, it's still funny

agreed

btw, did anyone else think he forgot the T in "i punched my rabbit in the head" when you first saw the thread title ?

BlueQuartz · 01-28-2006, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

i own the fucker over $4000 and have been trying to pay him the last 3 months but he wont accept the money because i work in a " sinful environment " so he has been spreading the news in the community i work in the porn biz. I told him to take the money or i wont pay him. He told me if i dont pay then he will report me the towns mayor, so i got frustrated and punched him in the head. I got attacked by over 15 people in the town chasing me to my house with sticks and stones.

i have couple of bruises and scartches

awwwww poor baby has some scratches and is worried someone will know he makes porn sites

1. suck it for being involved with religion - nothing more than a business for idiots who cant accept the insignificance of life. You are all as stupid as one another.

2. get a fucking backbone

3. read 1 and 2 again

Buzz · 01-28-2006, 06:00 PM

Did it once? Do it twice!

Now go burn his house!

Persignup Dustin · 01-28-2006, 06:01 PM

I came in this thread JUST to say 'oy vey," but Kernel beat me to it...

UtahSaints · 01-28-2006, 06:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Manowar

I knew he was a liar?

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornopete

where do you live?

i live in akko its beside nehariya

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

I call bullshit, this can't happen in real life.
in Israel EVERYONE will take your money no matter how you got it.

maybe in your village but not mine . my village is full of religious people

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

why does this sound like the start of Frankenstein?

so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic

Alphonso · 01-28-2006, 06:41 PM

i cant continue talking to everyone the doctor told me to put vaseline on my back and go to sleep so i will continue tommorow

Oracle Porn · 01-28-2006, 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

maybe in your village but not mine . my village is full of religious people

village? i dont live in a village....

eroswebmaster · 01-28-2006, 06:54 PM

Have you ever noticed this trend, where a new poster shows up out of nowhere and immediately starts drama or tells wild stories?

I feel sorry for people living such unoriginal lives.

Rodhead · 01-28-2006, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

i cant continue talking to everyone the doctor told me to put vaseline on my back and go to sleep so i will continue tommorow

With advice like that, I'd sleep with the light on and lock the door. Maybe tomorrow he'll ask you to take a bath with him?

Wiggles · 01-28-2006, 07:12 PM

haha this sounds like a comedic movie

chase · 01-28-2006, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic

That's some funny shit, right there!

Sarah_Jayne · 01-29-2006, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alphonso

so now i am frankstein because i am jewish and i have big nose ? you anti-semitic

Okay that is the dumbest thing I have ever read on this board and that takes some doing.

Have you seen it? I was reffering to you being chased by 'village folk' with sticks and stones. All that was needed to make it more like it would be pitch forks and torches.

Anyway, I call troll.

phonesex · 01-29-2006, 03:30 AM

You are official a Muslim.

Alphonso · 01-29-2006, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

village? i dont live in a village....

i live in akko where do you live ?

Raven · 01-29-2006, 08:37 AM

Didn't I read somewhere that the head rabbi in Israel has a blessing for those who look at porn? A prayer?

I'm calling bullshit on this one.

Alphonso · 01-29-2006, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wiggles

haha this sounds like a comedic movie

yeah crazy story i never been so mad before at someone else

woj · 01-29-2006, 08:40 AM

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