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Old 01-30-2006, 10:57 AM   #1
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I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary....

I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary.... And here's what he told me.

RocHard (10:53 AM) :
I just want a secretary. I have someone in mind too.
Yanks Todd (10:55 AM) :
yeah, like we can afford the legal defense fees of you having a secretary
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Old 01-30-2006, 10:58 AM   #2
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ha ha ha!!!

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Old 01-30-2006, 11:00 AM   #3
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I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary.... And here's what he told me.

RocHard (10:53 AM) :
I just want a secretary. I have someone in mind too.
Yanks Todd (10:55 AM) :
yeah, like we can afford the legal defense fees of you having a secretary


That Todd is a wise man!!

Sorry Richard, no secretary for you!!

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Old 01-30-2006, 11:00 AM   #4
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I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary.... And here's what he told me.

RocHard (10:53 AM) :
I just want a secretary. I have someone in mind too.
Yanks Todd (10:55 AM) :
yeah, like we can afford the legal defense fees of you having a secretary
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:01 AM   #5
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I was surprised they could afford the legal fees incurred having you there with Billie let alone another chick!
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:01 AM   #6
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lol, funny as hell! He knows you too well..we all do I think!
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:02 AM   #7
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:02 AM   #8
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That Todd is a wise man!!

Sorry Richard, no secretary for you!!

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Old 01-30-2006, 11:02 AM   #9
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Hahaha Todd ain't no dummy, Roc ;)
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:02 AM   #10
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He knows you too well Richard
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:03 AM   #12
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:04 AM   #13
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Shoot, I know Poppy was really looking forward to the new position.
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:10 AM   #15
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Shoot, I know Poppy was really looking forward to the new position.
Been there, done that!

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Old 01-30-2006, 11:11 AM   #16
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RocHard should at least get a case of Jager and a fleshlight if he can't have a sexretary.
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:12 AM   #17
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was it good for You ??
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That is toooo funny! I knew Todd was a very wise man. I am sure he already incurrs enough fees in yagger consumption =)

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Old 01-30-2006, 11:21 AM   #19
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I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary.... And here's what he told me.

RocHard (10:53 AM) :
I just want a secretary. I have someone in mind too.
Yanks Todd (10:55 AM) :
yeah, like we can afford the legal defense fees of you having a secretary



i've heard the same thing here at rage
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Old 01-30-2006, 11:58 AM   #20
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priceless... Todd you are a quick one!
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Now that was a good answer.
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lol.. whos he got in mind?
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You guys look so serious.


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this is the perfect secretary for Rochard

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Haha. I would feel sorry for the girl you hired...
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Your only qualification was that she take perfect "dick"tation right?
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I agree, she has the right colors and it looks like she has had YEARS of experience with the dictaphone.
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I was thinking something along the lines of this.....

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I was thinking something along the lines of this.....

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I agree, she has the right colors and it looks like she has had YEARS of experience with the dictaphone.
Not to mention the card punch machine!

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Way to go todd! That was a very witty reply...

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I asked Yanks Todd if I can get a secretary.... And here's what he told me.

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I just want a secretary. I have someone in mind too.
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