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Old 01-31-2006, 01:52 PM   #1
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:tongue So this 18 year old chick bumped into my car...

and left a note with her cellphone number. next sunday we gonna meet - she says she wants to make it good again.

i wonder how she looks like...
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:53 PM   #2
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maybe she is super hot and you'll end up marrying her...then you can sell your story in hollywood
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:53 PM   #3
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wow, good luck with that, maybe she's a babe hehe
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:53 PM   #4
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and left a note with her cellphone number. next sunday we gonna meet - she says she wants to make it good again.

i wonder how she looks like...
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:53 PM   #5
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:54 PM   #6
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or maybe she's as fat as the average gfy chick?
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:55 PM   #8
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The question is....

Are you gonna sue her is she is ugly??

Thats if you dont still want to fuck her.
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Old 01-31-2006, 01:57 PM   #12
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But this sounds a little like a lie. Somethingthat can be a scene inna Porn Scene... Why do I say that? How do you know she 18?


Yo, this is funny and on time...
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well, considering my usual luck with girls it's probably worse
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I'd consider forgiving the damage if she let me rear end her.
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or maybe she's as fat as the average gfy chick?
Vanilla, Punker Barbie, Naughty, Little C, Marie, Allie, Elli, Laura Lee, etc are they fat? I know more non fat girls on here than I know fat ones...
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or maybe she's as fat as the average gfy chick?
3/4 of the girls posting on here are models... that's fine with me
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Vanilla, Punker Barbie, Naughty, Little C, Marie, Allie, Elli, Laura Lee, etc are they fat? I know more non fat girls on here than I know fat ones...

you forgot LEGGS

she is a hottie
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she is a hottie
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ahh, you know how to handle me
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well, considering my usual luck with girls it's probably worse



I hope this isnt what she has mind for "making it better"
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U missed the word "etc"
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But this sounds a little like a lie. Somethingthat can be a scene inna Porn Scene... Why do I say that? How do you know she 18?
cause she told me she goes to the school that is around the corner from my home. and she said she got her driving license just last week (which is usually at 18 over here). and she said she is 2 years younger than my car - which is 20 years old
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offtopic: Stefan, I will be very grateful if you hit me on ICQ today

p.s. just can't see you online all the day.
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Hey, this could be interesting... you must take a picture !
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I hope this isnt what she has mind for "making it better"
I have to bleach my eyes now.
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cause she told me she goes to the school that is around the corner from my home. and she said she got her driving license just last week (which is usually at 18 over here). and she said she is 2 years younger than my car - which is 20 years old
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I hope this isnt what she has mind for "making it better"
probably exactly this will happen
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p.s. just can't see you online all the day.
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maybe she hit your car on purpose lol
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and left a note with her cellphone number. next sunday we gonna meet - she says she wants to make it good again.

i wonder how she looks like...

i feel sorry for u. i would make her pay for the car first and sex would be secondary in my mind
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figure she will be scary looking, get money to fix your car.
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nice pics . . i am enjoying this burger now


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i feel sorry for u. i would make her pay for the car first and sex would be secondary in my mind

the funny thing is: there is no damage on my car - just a little paint of hers on my bumper. and i really don't care about that - the car is 20 years old and has other problems than that

and i told her it's no problem, i don't want anything. but after a bunch of text messages about several topics she insisted on this meeting. even after i told her my age

i just haven't told her my job - yet
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Sounds like she knows you or saw you at least and this is her way of meeting you...very contrived..sounds like a fun plot.

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in the note she included the fact shes 18?
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in the note she included the fact shes 18?
nope, figured that out when she said she goes to school and got her driving license last week

on a side note: women shouldn't be allowed to drive and especially park without male guidance the first two years
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she still have the balls to leave you a note after bumping your car?




maybe she really have
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So if she looks good would you ask her if she wants to be talent for content?
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So if she looks good would you ask her if she wants to be talent for content?
hmm, don't know... good question. maybe just when i don't see a chance of getting her laid myself
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