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RayBonga · 02-01-2006, 10:16 AM

Microsoft founder too rich for tax computer to handle

LISBON (AFP) - Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the world's richest man, said the tax office in the US has to store his financial data on a special computer because his fortune is so vast.

"My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers," he said at a Microsoft conference held in Lisbon.

"So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer," he added in comments broadcast on television.

"Then they will send me another notice telling me how bad they feel they that they sent me a notice that was a mistake," he said

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060131...peoplegatestax

Trax · 02-01-2006, 10:20 AM

sucks to be him

Tanker · 02-01-2006, 10:22 AM

I cant wait untill they need a lone computer just for my taxes sucks that there will be a lot of taxes to pay But if they have the need to get a lone computer for me I must be doing somthing right!

LOL

Max Cannon · 02-01-2006, 10:24 AM

thats funny, most people's returns would fit on a floppy

Stallion · 02-01-2006, 10:26 AM

must suck to be that rich..

Ross · 02-01-2006, 10:27 AM

I'd sue the fuckers for sending me letters saying I owe them money when I don't.

RayBonga · 02-01-2006, 10:30 AM

Maybe they shouldn't run windows on their computers

Juicy D. Links · 02-01-2006, 10:36 AM

I have the same poblem

Red Snapper · 02-01-2006, 10:36 AM

this is what my taxes look like (click the link)

EdgeXXX · 02-01-2006, 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Maybe they shouldn't run windows on their computers

abadfish · 02-01-2006, 10:40 AM

What a nice problem to have... I believe I could deal with the non payment notices.

Juicy D. Links · 02-01-2006, 10:42 AM

Gates's fortune is put at 47 billion dollars (38.9 billion euros), according to the latest list of the world's rich published by Forbes magazine.

Wow..................Bill now make windows stable please thx

Red Snapper · 02-01-2006, 10:45 AM

oops posted bad link above

WiredGuy · 02-01-2006, 01:21 PM

The IRS should install their software on a non-windows PC. Bill Gates probably has it setup so when his SSN goes through it causes a crash, lol.
WG

Shoehorn! · 02-01-2006, 01:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

The IRS should install their software on a non-windows PC. Bill Gates probably has it setup so when his SSN goes through it causes a crash, lol.
WG

Baker Rd · 02-01-2006, 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga

Maybe they shouldn't run windows on their computers

if the IRS used windows to process numbers I would seriously never pay another dime in taxes. they would never find out.

EroticySteve · 02-01-2006, 02:12 PM

My complex taxes can be done on a calculator watch.

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RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	IRS Tax Computer Crashes trying to Tax Gates Microsoft founder too rich for tax computer to handle LISBON (AFP) - Microsoft founder Bill Gates, the world's richest man, said the tax office in the US has to store his financial data on a special computer because his fortune is so vast. "My tax return in the United States has to be kept on a special computer because their normal computers can't deal with the numbers," he said at a Microsoft conference held in Lisbon. "So I am constantly getting these notices telling me I haven't paid something when really it is just on the wrong computer," he added in comments broadcast on television. "Then they will send me another notice telling me how bad they feel they that they sent me a notice that was a mistake," he said http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060131...peoplegatestax

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