New invention: dick holder for use while going to washroom...someone take this idea - GoFuckYourself.com

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 03:19 PM

so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick

that has got to be the worst.

so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh

whos with me

GlydeGirl · 02-07-2006, 03:22 PM

This thread is useless without pics!

Dwreck · 02-07-2006, 03:24 PM

ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dwreck

ok is this when your stading up taking a wizzz? Cause i dunno about you but Im wayyyyyyyyy far from touching the bowl. MAn your hung!

sitting down dude....that is long for me..even though my last name is holmes

Doc911 · 02-07-2006, 03:27 PM

some men squat to pee...

DutchTeenCash · 02-07-2006, 03:28 PM

twice around the neck usally does the trick

G-Rotica · 02-07-2006, 03:30 PM

Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.

Jman · 02-07-2006, 03:32 PM

Let me make this straight for you bro.

Girls pee sitting down, Bro's pee standing up ;-)

Bryan G · 02-07-2006, 03:34 PM

So what everyone uses the same one? LOL no thanks! Brad's a hommo

Baker Rd · 02-07-2006, 03:35 PM

who the fuck sits down in public restrooms? gross

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 03:36 PM

haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by G-Rotica

Disposable sheath, like a open ended condom.

not bad at all

stickyfingerz · 02-07-2006, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

haha lets clarify..it is to be a personal device...you dont share this

it is for when you have to sit down....you dont want to let go of your unit and have it smack up the side of some disgusting toilet right? well that is where the invention comes into play

Use your hand?

SCORE Ralph · 02-07-2006, 03:39 PM

He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspwm

He didnt say anything about using it when you sit down to pee... obviously is for when youre taking a crap. (I think)

you got it....i tyhink it is a great idea

G-Rotica · 02-07-2006, 03:51 PM

Well I'll go get me some super large extra long heavy duty Maxims and cut the end off and try it.

WiredGuy · 02-07-2006, 03:51 PM

Something wrong with your hands? LOL
WG

Manowar · 02-07-2006, 03:52 PM

alrighhhhttttyyy then

Kevin - The PNN · 02-07-2006, 04:02 PM

do what I do - get a bitch to hold it for you while you piss

Phoenix · 02-07-2006, 04:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy

Something wrong with your hands? LOL
WG

im all about stuff that is hands off ;)

FleshJoe2005 · 02-07-2006, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix

so you use it when you are going to the washroom....so you wont touch the toilet bowl with your dick

that has got to be the worst.

so just a simple plastic holder, it protects you from the side of the toilet...ugh

whos with me

It already exists and its called a FleshLight

reynold · 02-07-2006, 11:24 PM

I'd rather have my girl as my dick holder.

american pervert · 02-07-2006, 11:30 PM

if you put the seat down you wont have that problem, lol

reed_4 · 02-08-2006, 06:14 AM

My dick can handle himself and doesn't need a holder.

chodadog · 02-08-2006, 08:52 AM

Why the fuck wouldn't you just use your hand like a normal person? What do you do when you pee standing up? Do you use BBQ tongs to pull your cock out or what?

Phoenix · 02-08-2006, 08:55 AM

you know sometimes your hand has to do other things

or you slip...id just like some extra protection form the toilet

u-Bob · 02-08-2006, 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JMan

Bro's pee standing up ;-)

fact: peeing standing up increases the risk of prostate problems.
fact: prostate problems result in... a guy putting one or more fingers up your ass.

Marshal · 02-08-2006, 09:38 AM

i wanna see pics!

NoCarrier · 02-08-2006, 09:44 AM

Just drink your own pee. Problem solved.

Phoenix · 02-08-2006, 09:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nettrust

i wanna see pics!

pervert.,..lol

Bryan G · 02-08-2006, 10:23 AM

Fuck it just get a chick to give you a bumpkin while you take a shit....Then you dick wont hit the bowl.

MysteryWizard · 11-26-2008, 04:51 PM

this story is getting a HUGE amount of media coverage:

http://www.prweb.com/releases/prosta...web1665994.htm

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