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Donny · 02-07-2006, 12:35 PM

...PENIS!!!!

It itches. A lot.

I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD".

Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so.

No sex for awhile

.

Deej · 02-07-2006, 12:36 PM

how the fuck????

seeric · 02-07-2006, 12:36 PM

OMG

no more peeing in the woods for you

Deej · 02-07-2006, 12:36 PM

oh, and PICTURES?!?!?!?!?

GlydeGirl · 02-07-2006, 12:37 PM

Were you masturbating with woodland foliage on your last nature hike? LOL

Stallion · 02-07-2006, 12:38 PM

corvette · 02-07-2006, 12:38 PM

so what happened?

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-07-2006, 12:38 PM

Thats fucked up

After Shock Media · 02-07-2006, 12:39 PM

The lesson is to always wash your hands before you piss if you have been outdoors in the yard or you pet the damn fucking cat or dog eh?

My fiance caught it something fierce from petting the cat once. Thankfully I was pretty much already immune to it and now so is she. We both get just a couple small bumps on our wrists or area of contact at most.

gangbangjoe · 02-07-2006, 12:42 PM

how do you get an "posion-oak" ?

Donny · 02-07-2006, 12:43 PM

Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.

G-Rotica · 02-07-2006, 12:44 PM

Way back, many years ago when I was in the army, a buddy of mine worked on a truck battery then went and took a piss without washing. He said it was very painful, what battery acid could do to your pecker.

Pete-KT · 02-07-2006, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.

Were you rubbing your cock back and forth across her face;)

S P A N N O W · 02-07-2006, 12:48 PM

Donny · 02-07-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

EWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! That's disgustingly horrible. That dude must be alergic.

Belinda · 02-07-2006, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete-KT

Were you rubbing your cock back and forth across her face;)

LOL!! he would be happy if he got it that way I am sure. But honestly I do have it on my face.. the whole right side of my chin and part way down my neck. I have a patch on my back and a few patched on my arms. This shit sucks but luckily everytime i get it, it tends to go away pretty fast.

gangbangjoe · 02-07-2006, 12:51 PM

omfg
you got something like that on your little prince ?

Donny · 02-07-2006, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by gangbangjoe

how do you get an "posion-oak" ?

It's a reaction to the oil in certain trees, bushes, and shrubs. The oil irritates your skin.

Donny · 02-07-2006, 12:55 PM

Pictures:

http://images.google.com/images?clie...-8&sa=N&tab=wi

The first pic shows the plant that causes it around here.

gangbangjoe · 02-07-2006, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

It's a reaction to the oil in certain trees, bushes, and shrubs. The oil irritates your skin.

ok thanks

Donny · 02-07-2006, 01:17 PM

No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.

S P A N N O W · 02-07-2006, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Donny

No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.

Awww c'mon, you know everyones dyin' to see!

Donny · 02-07-2006, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by S P A N N O W

Awww c'mon, you know everyones dyin' to see!

You're not getting my bud light.

Big Red Machine · 02-07-2006, 01:48 PM

A friend of mine went fishing took a dump in the woods and wiped his ass with poison Ivy....lol he was walking around like Yosemite Sam for weeks

Kevin - The PNN · 02-07-2006, 02:17 PM

Must have use the Poison Oak Fleshlight

Kevin - The PNN · 02-07-2006, 02:18 PM

That is funny - way to go

tristan_D · 02-07-2006, 05:01 PM

you have been previously advised to use a condom when fucking...even an oak tree

WME · 02-07-2006, 06:28 PM

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John Hughes · 02-07-2006, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donny

...PENIS!!!!

It itches. A lot.

I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD".

Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so.

No sex for awhile

.

My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

Donny · 02-07-2006, 07:29 PM

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Originally Posted by John Hughes

My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

Damn, I was hoping you wouldn't see this thread!!

Belinda · 02-07-2006, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by John Hughes

My wife has it on her lips.... coincidence?

LOL i have it on my lip a little to. LOL i knew i should not have made out with her the other night ... GRRRR

reynold · 02-07-2006, 08:48 PM

Moral: Practice safe sex. Don't fuck a posion oak. :lol:

EdgeXXX · 02-07-2006, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Belinda

....I do have it on my face.. the whole right side of my chin and part way down my neck.

Oh come on, seriously, what does that sound like.....

Belinda · 02-07-2006, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by EdgeXXX

Oh come on, seriously, what does that sound like.....

LOL... yes that does sound like something else but it is not cum LOL

Donny · 02-08-2006, 10:18 AM

No sex. No masturbation. I may lose my mind before this stuff goes away...

02-07-2006, 12:35 PM	#1
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	I have poison oak on my... ...PENIS!!!! It itches. A lot. I went to the Doctor to make sure that's what it was. I have to admit the first thought through my mind was "wow, this itches" followed by, "I hope this isn't an STD". Fortunately it is poison oak. The hot female Doctor that played with my cock this morning told me so. No sex for awhile .

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Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Belinda has some poison oak on her face. You decide how I got it on my penis.

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02-07-2006, 12:55 PM	#19
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	Pictures: http://images.google.com/images?clie...-8&sa=N&tab=wi The first pic shows the plant that causes it around here.

02-07-2006, 01:17 PM	#21
Donny As you wish... Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 13,754	No, Spannow, I won't take pics and post them for you.

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