PussyCash extends the madness? $100 for EVERY ImLive sign-up!thread is worth $8000! - Page 6 - GoFuckYourself.com

Homer · 03-02-2006, 12:49 PM

nice joke, Adam

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam

Ok ... since pretty much no one here has anything to say worth reading, I'll add a little something. At least its a good laugh .....

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

cool1 · 03-02-2006, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

Well, out I go to shovel a few inches of snow. :D

I had to shovel that shit too.
It truely sucked.
And I hate to say it, but I think we will get some more in the next 2 weeks maybe a lot more.

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:03 PM

pussy cash rocks!

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 01:03 PM

We got a bit of snow here too, didn't happen since 1957.

scrm · 03-02-2006, 01:05 PM

its bump time ;)
PussyCash is great..

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Adam

Ok ... since pretty much no one here has anything to say worth reading, I'll add a little something. At least its a good laugh .....

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted.

lol, that's a good one

scrm · 03-02-2006, 01:15 PM

great joke ;)

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:21 PM

getting to 469...

tradermcduck · 03-02-2006, 01:24 PM

Another bump for PussyCash

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scrm

great joke ;)

Here's another one:

My wife left me... I don't understand. After our last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses. I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker, maybe a 12-pack on weekends.

Anyway, I gave it up, but I noticed the other day when she came home from grocery shopping the receipt included $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute. I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"

She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."

I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back.

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:30 PM

good one Ray

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:31 PM

good one Ray

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 01:33 PM

I'm leaving for a couple of hours, hope to have missed some prizes when I came back

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 01:33 PM

I'm back

scrm · 03-02-2006, 01:36 PM

nice joke

beta-tester · 03-02-2006, 01:36 PM

so, wanna get to 469?

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:37 PM

great contest pussycash

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 01:39 PM

who's here now ?

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 01:40 PM

keep posting guys ;)

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 01:43 PM

469 is coming very soon

Pendo · 03-02-2006, 01:53 PM

bump for pussycash

scrm · 03-02-2006, 01:53 PM

bump for now

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 02:11 PM

thanks for the bumps

scrm · 03-02-2006, 02:13 PM

buuuuump

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 02:28 PM

I'm still here

AmigoPorn · 03-02-2006, 02:32 PM

Bump for the great payout

Manowar · 03-02-2006, 02:32 PM

cool stuff

scrm · 03-02-2006, 02:39 PM

bump for PussyCash

beta-tester · 03-02-2006, 02:56 PM

come on baby let's go pary :D

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 02:57 PM

and bump from me

scrm · 03-02-2006, 03:13 PM

another bump

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 03:14 PM

let's post faster

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 03:19 PM

new and fresh page is coming soon

tradermcduck · 03-02-2006, 03:29 PM

Another bump for PussyCash

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 03:49 PM

Back for a little while, I'll make some posts.

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 03:51 PM

I'll be abck tomorrow ;)

RayBonga · 03-02-2006, 04:02 PM

Another joke and I'm done for today, I'll post some more tomorrow.

It is not too often that you hear a joke about blond guys, but it is about
time that we have some equality between genders !

Two blond guys were working for the city's Works Department. One would
dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in.
They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then
moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one
guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand
what they were doing, so he asked the hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the
effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it - why do you
dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"
The hole-digger wipe d his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably
looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy
who plants the trees called in sick."

spideriux · 03-02-2006, 04:05 PM

bye bye everyone

woj · 03-02-2006, 04:07 PM

why is this going so slow?

Nick81 · 03-02-2006, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj

why is this going so slow?

Maybe cose its far away from prize post?

scrm · 03-02-2006, 04:26 PM

bump for PussyCash

djroof · 03-02-2006, 04:34 PM

Aloha folks! I am back!

scrm · 03-02-2006, 04:42 PM

Nice

bump

AmigoPorn · 03-02-2006, 04:55 PM

We need some speed.

sweethotkayla · 03-02-2006, 04:59 PM

good morning everyone!

scrm · 03-02-2006, 05:08 PM

hello all

nosey · 03-02-2006, 05:10 PM

speed bump

scrm · 03-02-2006, 05:20 PM

hehe bump

chuckNC · 03-02-2006, 05:21 PM

new page coming

03-02-2006, 12:49 PM	#251
Homer Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 6,780	nice joke, Adam __________________

03-02-2006, 01:05 PM	#256
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	its bump time ;) PussyCash is great.. __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 01:15 PM	#258
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	great joke ;) __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 01:24 PM	#260
tradermcduck Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Europe - By the way I know my nickname sucks ;-) Posts: 2,362	Another bump for PussyCash __________________ MarkB

03-02-2006, 01:33 PM	#265
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	I'm back __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 01:03 PM	#254
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	pussy cash rocks!

03-02-2006, 01:03 PM	#255
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	We got a bit of snow here too, didn't happen since 1957.

03-02-2006, 01:21 PM	#259
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	getting to 469...

03-02-2006, 01:30 PM	#262
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	good one Ray

03-02-2006, 01:31 PM	#263
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	good one Ray

03-02-2006, 01:33 PM	#264
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	I'm leaving for a couple of hours, hope to have missed some prizes when I came back

03-02-2006, 01:36 PM	#266
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	nice joke __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 01:36 PM	#267
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	so, wanna get to 469? __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

03-02-2006, 01:37 PM	#268
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	great contest pussycash

03-02-2006, 01:39 PM	#269
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	who's here now ? __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 01:40 PM	#270
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	keep posting guys ;) __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 01:43 PM	#271
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	469 is coming very soon __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 01:53 PM	#272
Pendo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,179	bump for pussycash

03-02-2006, 01:53 PM	#273
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	bump for now __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 02:11 PM	#274
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	thanks for the bumps __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 02:13 PM	#275
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	buuuuump __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 02:28 PM	#276
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	I'm still here __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 02:32 PM	#277
AmigoPorn Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mexico - So far away from god, so close to the United States Posts: 21,583	Bump for the great payout __________________ ICQ: 267899523

03-02-2006, 02:32 PM	#278
Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	cool stuff

03-02-2006, 02:39 PM	#279
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	bump for PussyCash __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 02:56 PM	#280
beta-tester Rock 'n Roll Baby! Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: USA, temporarly Posts: 22,562	come on baby let's go pary :D __________________ Sig for sale. Affordable prices. Contact me and get a great deal ;) My contact: ICQ: 944-320-46 e-mail: manca {AT} HotFreeSex4All.com

03-02-2006, 02:57 PM	#281
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	and bump from me __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 03:13 PM	#282
scrm Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Europe Posts: 1,069	another bump __________________ regards! icq#46072336

03-02-2006, 03:14 PM	#283
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	let's post faster __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 03:19 PM	#284
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	new and fresh page is coming soon __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 03:29 PM	#285
tradermcduck Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Europe - By the way I know my nickname sucks ;-) Posts: 2,362	Another bump for PussyCash __________________ MarkB

03-02-2006, 03:49 PM	#286
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Back for a little while, I'll make some posts.

03-02-2006, 03:51 PM	#287
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	I'll be abck tomorrow ;) __________________ FreeOnes

03-02-2006, 04:02 PM	#288
RayBonga too cool for highschool Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: East side, West side, Worldwide! Posts: 12,164	Another joke and I'm done for today, I'll post some more tomorrow. It is not too often that you hear a joke about blond guys, but it is about time that we have some equality between genders ! Two blond guys were working for the city's Works Department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but could not understand what they were doing, so he asked the hole-digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it - why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole-digger wipe d his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

03-02-2006, 04:05 PM	#289
spideriux Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,227	bye bye everyone __________________ FreeOnes