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#1051 |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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Nice jokes/pics
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#1052 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, ?What man here will buy a lady a drink??
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, ?Give the ballerina a drink!? The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, ?What man here will buy a lady a drink?? Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, ?Give the ballerina another drink!? The bartender approached the little drunk and said, ?I say, old chap, it?s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you keep calling her the ballerina??? ?As far as I?m concerned?, the drunk replied, ?any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!? |
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#1053 |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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Here's another one:
Jimmy was going off to college, and his parents helped the freshman move into his dorm. Later, as he and his folks walked around campus, Jimmy?s father couldn?t keep his eyes off all the beautiful coeds. Noticing that many of the babes were wearing low-rise jeans and thong underwear, the dad remarked, ?Fashions sure have changed since I was in school.? ?How?s that, Pop?? Jimmy asked. ?When I was your age,? the father replied, ?you had to move a girl?s panties to see her ass. Now you have to move her ass to see the panties |
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#1054 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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#1055 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
Posts: 24,939
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Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, ?I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks.? The second said, ?You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don?t even have insurance!? The third proclaimed, ?Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!? The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, ?Listen girls, I don?t think you understand. Chunks is my dog.? ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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#1056 | |
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#1057 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
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An elderly couple were driving across the country.
The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol. The officer said, hahaha8220;Mahahaha8217;am did you know you were speeding?hahaha8221; The woman, hard of hearing, turns to her husband and asks, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221; The old man yells, hahaha8220;He says you were speeding!hahaha8221; The patrolman says, hahaha8220;May I see your license?hahaha8221; The woman turns to her husband and asks again, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221; The old man yells, hahaha8220;He wants to see your license!hahaha8221; The woman gave the officer her license. The patrolman says, hahaha8220;I see you are from Arkansas. I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman Ihahaha8217;ve ever seen.hahaha8221; The woman turned to her husband and asked, hahaha8220;What did he say?hahaha8221; And the old man yells, hahaha8220;He said he knows you!hahaha8221; |
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#1058 |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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A man was having problems with premature ejaculation and it was effecting his marriage.
So, he decided to go to the doctor and asked what he could do about his problem. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. The doctor said, "When you feel the urge to ejaculate, try startling yourself." On the way home the man went to a sports store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try out this suggestion he runs home to his wife. When he gets home he is surprised and delighted to find his wife in bed, already naked. He's so horny and keen to try out his new 'system' that he doesn't think twice and leaps on board. After a few minutes of slap and tickle, they find themselves in the '69' position. Sure enough, only moments later the man feels the sudden urge to cum. Following the doctors orders, he grabs the starter pistol off the bedside table and fires it. The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?" "Just great, asshole... when I fired the pistol my wife shit on my face, bit 3 inches off my dick and my neighbor came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!" Now, lets get those $100 signups! |
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#1059 |
sex is good
Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: Carman, MB Canada
Posts: 24,939
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Some of these jokes are quite funny.
I added a couple to my list |
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#1060 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,946
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nice jokes - hey mikey what program is that bathing pic from?
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,263
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#1062 | |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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#1063 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Europe
Posts: 1,069
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great jokes :D :D :D
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#1064 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,946
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I have a bathing blog that would go awsome! I just love chicks in baths, bubbles, showers...essh
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#1065 | |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
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#1066 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,050
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this thread is so hot!
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#1067 |
too cool for highschool
Join Date: Nov 2005
Location: East side, West side, Worldwide!
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Leaving, back for more tomorrow.
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#1068 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Melbourne
Posts: 2,946
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hmm i donno how interesting it will be lol - just girls in baths, hoping to find some exclusive content soon and get the domain name bathingbabes.com if it ever becomes avail.. http://bathingbabes.thumblogger.com
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#1069 |
AdultTubeSubmits.com
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 10,598
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#1070 |
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: 164924664
Posts: 3,527
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#1071 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brasil
Posts: 15,778
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less than 100 to go for the next prize!
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#1072 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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I opened a thread about affiliate programs if anyone would like to add to it. Thanks
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#1073 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2005
Posts: 1,050
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bump for you!
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#1074 |
CURATOR
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: the attic
Posts: 14,572
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#1075 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brasil
Posts: 15,778
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#1076 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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where are we
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#1077 | |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
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#1078 |
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Location: Chicago
Posts: 47,882
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90 to go
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#1079 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CA
Posts: 2,481
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another bump from wwwzzzcom
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#1080 |
AdultTubeSubmits.com
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Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: The Netherlands
Posts: 10,598
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Yah...off to bed. Good luck
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#1081 | |
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Brasil
Posts: 15,778
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#1082 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,263
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Damn, I just realized that I have been displaying the old Pussy Cash banner. I don't have enough time to do everything I need.
PussyCash, hook me up with 48 hour days.
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#1083 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: ICQ: 306431492
Posts: 1,364
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Bump for you and for me
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#1084 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Europe
Posts: 1,069
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bump bump bump
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#1085 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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lets go people
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#1086 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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new day and i'm back
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#1087 | |
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,263
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#1088 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: CA
Posts: 2,481
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one more.
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#1089 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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slow and steady
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#1090 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,248
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bump for all.
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#1091 |
I need a beer
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Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠
Posts: 133,934
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I win again..how much this time fuckers
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#1092 | |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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#1093 |
GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 58,202
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A new page is coming up
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#1094 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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I love new pages means we are close to the money
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#1095 |
******
Join Date: Jun 2002
Posts: 21,846
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on the way we go
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#1096 |
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I am here.
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#1097 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Canada
Posts: 2,248
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DO it today.
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#1098 |
Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Buffalo, NY
Posts: 35,218
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Nice some good movement
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#1099 |
Viva la vulva!
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: you can't please everyone, so you got to please yourself
Posts: 16,557
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$.50 Winner
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#1100 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Aug 2005
Posts: 1,263
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This bitch is moving too slow for me. I'm calling it a nite. Good luck.
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