Dolly Parton Looks Like a Mummy - GoFuckYourself.com

Bansheelinks · 03-05-2006, 06:42 PM

what ancient egyptian secrets went into her mummified look?

ah.......more like she shares the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers

Babagirls · 03-05-2006, 06:45 PM

its the colegne (sp?) in her lips that does it

basschick · 03-05-2006, 06:46 PM

if she does, at least she's a mummy with BIG tits ;)

pornguy · 03-05-2006, 06:49 PM

Do we have photos to go along with this complaint??

Spunky · 03-05-2006, 06:51 PM

I used to have a huge crush on her when I was growing up..mamacita

Monique Niccole · 03-05-2006, 06:55 PM

You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! -- Dolly Parton

I love her music though. "9 to 5" is a great song to play on a Monday morning.

JFK · 03-05-2006, 06:57 PM

I saw her on a talk show in passing the other day she looked much worse there, if that is possibble. She is dieting so much, it makes her look like a fucking Scarecrow

Matt 26z · 03-05-2006, 06:57 PM

She looks like she could be Michael Jackson's sister.

stev0 · 03-05-2006, 07:09 PM

she was just singing on the oscars, she's scary looking

FreeHugeMovies · 03-05-2006, 09:17 PM

Has anyone ever seen a picture of her in a bikini or something naughty?

fatal attraction · 03-05-2006, 09:57 PM

We need pictures

PixeLs · 03-05-2006, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bansheelinks

what ancient egyptian secrets went into her mummified look?

ah.......more like she shares the same plastic surgeon as Joan Rivers

Well, I'm glad she still keep that tits alive and healthy.

bary · 03-06-2006, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by basschick

if she does, at least she's a mummy with BIG tits ;)

BobG · 03-06-2006, 12:09 AM

yeah that was fucking wierd to look at but,

I'd fuck'er

PussyTeenies · 03-06-2006, 01:45 AM

useless w/o pics ;)

JFK · 03-06-2006, 02:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatal attraction

We need pictures

trust me , you dont want to see it

BobG · 03-06-2006, 02:27 AM

it was like the damnation of modern cosmetic surgery but,

I'd fuck'er

reynold · 03-06-2006, 02:28 AM

if she's a mummy then what do we call Cher?

Violetta · 03-06-2006, 02:35 AM

Violetta · 03-06-2006, 02:35 AM

BobG · 03-06-2006, 02:38 AM

for some reason her performance at tonights grammys reminded me of the movie "Mars Attacks"

DatingGold · 03-06-2006, 03:42 AM

GatorB · 03-06-2006, 04:13 AM

She is 60 you know. You expect her to look 30?

Tino · 03-06-2006, 04:33 AM

She was awfull.. to much plastic

Here is a picture from the Oscars..

http://www.imagegravy.com/gallery/im...hp?image=28855

FlogTheLog · 03-06-2006, 04:35 AM

i would still hit it

je_rome · 03-06-2006, 04:55 AM

she is old yet hot as ever!

reed_4 · 03-06-2006, 05:18 AM

I am not suprised because she is already 60 years old.

Tino · 03-06-2006, 05:20 AM

Dolly Parton form the Oscars 06

fl_prn_str · 03-06-2006, 05:20 AM

i would still bang her

KRL · 03-06-2006, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fl_prn_str

i would still bang her

I would too. I think she looks great for her age.

Rui · 03-06-2006, 07:08 AM

Fucking Horrible....

Paparazzi · 03-06-2006, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flogthelog

i would still hit it

same here

Nicky · 03-06-2006, 07:17 AM

Id bang her, but only for the status

andrej_NDC · 03-06-2006, 07:27 AM

she looks gorgeous for her age...women at her age look like this

PussyTeenies · 03-06-2006, 07:28 AM

hahahaha

Holly · 03-06-2006, 07:30 AM

One of my friends actually called me on the phone screaming, "Turn the Oscars on- Dolly Parton is on stage!!!"

I couldn't figure out why she gave two shits about Dolly Parton until I saw her. Her kidneys must be the size of peanuts and her stomach the size of a mothball, because there is no way normal human organs could fit in the width of her abdomen/waist/hips.

Sarah_Jayne · 03-06-2006, 07:34 AM

She really wasn't looking well when you saw her closeup. How old is she? It crossed my mind that maybe there are health problems which would be sad. I like Dolly. Plus she was the only one singing last night that didn't need a huge ass set.

FreeHugeMovies · 03-06-2006, 10:41 AM

Bikini Pic Wanted

Violetta · 03-06-2006, 11:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

she looks gorgeous for her age...women at her age look like this

Big Red Machine · 03-06-2006, 01:39 PM

Dam she's starting to look like Skeletor
But I'd Still Hit it for my childhood crush on her
She a GILF

MacDaddyPlaya · 03-06-2006, 01:40 PM

I'd still hit it!

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