If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. (dumb quotes) - GoFuckYourself.com

Libertine · 03-10-2006, 01:33 PM

"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-George W. Bush

"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god"
-Celine Dion

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle

"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton

"I feel my best when I'm happy,"
-Winona Ryder

"They misunderestimated me."
-George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"It's like deja-vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change.
After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
- Sylvester Stallone

"I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians."
- Tommy Lasorda, former Dodger manager

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle

"Let them eat cake."
-Marie-Antoinette

"Yes,Sept 11th was unfortunate"
-Geri Halliwell

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"My main hope for myself is to be where I am."
-Woody Harrelson

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time."
-Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the King of Jordan.

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle

"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak,"
-Linda Evangelista.

"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."
-Jean-Claude Van Damme

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

"Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other."
-Donald Trump

"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
- Dan Quayle

"Lack of brains hinders research."
- Headline

"a baby is on a car"
-Japanese "baby on board" sign

"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many."
- David Hasselhoff

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Dan Quayle

"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Sign in Budapest Zoo

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole

"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
- Patrick Swayze, Actor

"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement

"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel

"Push this button in case anything happens."
-Elevator in Osaka, Japan

"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
- Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Headline

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, coach

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
- Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra

"Facts are stupid things."
- Ronald Reagan

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
-George W. Bush

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

Downtime · 03-10-2006, 01:34 PM

haha some awesome ones in there

SilentKnight · 03-10-2006, 01:37 PM

When asked why she did a cover version of "I love rock 'n roll" - Britney Spears replied, "Because Pat Benatar is one of my favorite singers."

SilentKnight · 03-10-2006, 01:40 PM

And a few Canadians will recall a few years ago when would-be politician Stockwell Day commented on how the Niagara River flows from Lake Ontario to Lake Erie.

We all rushed down to Niagara Falls to see the water flowing UP the big cliff.

We were disappointed.

PornAddict · 03-10-2006, 02:11 PM

Thanks for posting this... I had a good laugh!

- PornAddict

ForteCash · 03-10-2006, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-George W. Bush

"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god"
-Celine Dion

"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- Dan Quayle

"Life is very important to Americans."
- Bob Dole

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton

"I feel my best when I'm happy,"
-Winona Ryder

"They misunderestimated me."
-George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!"
- Dan Quayle

"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious."
- Alan Minter, Boxer

"It's like deja-vu all over again."
- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change.
After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."
- Sylvester Stallone

"I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians."
- Tommy Lasorda, former Dodger manager

"We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- Dan Quayle

"Let them eat cake."
-Marie-Antoinette

"Yes,Sept 11th was unfortunate"
-Geri Halliwell

"Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
- Mariah Carey

"My main hope for myself is to be where I am."
-Woody Harrelson

"Solutions are not the answer."
- Richard Nixon

"You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin"
-Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park

"I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time."
-Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the King of Jordan.

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Dan Quayle

"I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak,"
-Linda Evangelista.

"In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama."
-Jean-Claude Van Damme

"You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say."
- Bill Clinton

"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?"
- Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation

"Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other."
-Donald Trump

"And now the sequence of events in no particular order."
- Dan Rather

"A bachelor's life is no life for a single man."
- Samuel Goldwyn

"You can't just let nature run wild."
- Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor

"Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation."
- Dan Quayle

"Lack of brains hinders research."
- Headline

"a baby is on a car"
-Japanese "baby on board" sign

"Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many."
- David Hasselhoff

"I invented the internet".
- Al Gore

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- Dan Quayle

"Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge."
-Tokyo, Japan traffic sign

"Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty."
- Sign in Budapest Zoo

"Where the hell is Australia anyway?"
- Britney Spears

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole

"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included."
- Patrick Swayze, Actor

"Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii."
- Tony Bennett, Singer

"Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound."
- Advertisement

"Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!"
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

"Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything."
- Ivana Trump, on her first novel

"Push this button in case anything happens."
-Elevator in Osaka, Japan

"I don't know all the certain words to word it."
- Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography

"I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."
- Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943

"Most lies about blondes are false."
- Headline

"Better make it six, I can't eat eight."
- Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices

"Football players win football games."
- Chuck Knox, coach

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."
-Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

"There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964."
- Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor

"Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."
- Yogi Berra

"Facts are stupid things."
- Ronald Reagan

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
- Dan Quayle

"Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"
-George W. Bush

"We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads."
- Vlade Divac, Basketball player

Where did you get these, hilarious!

FuqALot · 03-10-2006, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld

"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-George W. Bush

This one is not that stupid.

Manowar · 03-10-2006, 02:31 PM

hahaha those rule

DamageX · 03-10-2006, 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FuqALot

This one is not that stupid.

Doesn't really make him any smarter though...

CyberHustler · 03-10-2006, 02:50 PM

yea....them some hot shits!

Martin3 · 03-10-2006, 03:18 PM

"Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that."
- Bill Clinton

03-10-2006, 01:33 PM	#1
Libertine sex dwarf Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 17,860	If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure. (dumb quotes) "My cat's breath smells like cat food!" -Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons "I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." - Britney Spears "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." - Dan Quayle "...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas." -George W. Bush "To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god" -Celine Dion "It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." - Dan Quayle "Life is very important to Americans." - Bob Dole "Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that." - Bill Clinton "I feel my best when I'm happy," -Winona Ryder "They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush "It's time for the human race to enter the solar system!" - Dan Quayle "Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious." - Alan Minter, Boxer "It's like deja-vu all over again." - Yogi Berra, Baseball player "The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush." - Sylvester Stallone "I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians." - Tommy Lasorda, former Dodger manager "We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." - Dan Quayle "Let them eat cake." -Marie-Antoinette "Yes,Sept 11th was unfortunate" -Geri Halliwell "Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." - Mariah Carey "My main hope for myself is to be where I am." -Woody Harrelson "Solutions are not the answer." - Richard Nixon "You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin" -Laura Dern, on Jurassic Park "I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time." -Mariah Carey on hearing of the death of the King of Jordan. "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is." - Dan Quayle "I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don't have to speak," -Linda Evangelista. "In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama." -Jean-Claude Van Damme "You know the one thing that's wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say." - Bill Clinton "We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?" - Lee Iacocca, Chairman of the Chrysler corporation "Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other." -Donald Trump "And now the sequence of events in no particular order." - Dan Rather "A bachelor's life is no life for a single man." - Samuel Goldwyn "You can't just let nature run wild." - Wally Hickel, former Alaska governor "Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a --it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it's got a particularly unique situation." - Dan Quayle "Lack of brains hinders research." - Headline "a baby is on a car" -Japanese "baby on board" sign "Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I'm looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has has such a significance for so many." - David Hasselhoff "I invented the internet". - Al Gore "We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." - Dan Quayle "Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge." -Tokyo, Japan traffic sign "Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty." - Sign in Budapest Zoo "Where the hell is Australia anyway?" - Britney Spears "The internet is a great way to get on the net." - Bob Dole "Good looking people turn me off. Myself included." - Patrick Swayze, Actor "Every city I go to is an oppurtunity to paint, whether it's Omaha or Hawaii." - Tony Bennett, Singer "Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound." - Advertisement "Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!" -Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber "Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on her first novel "Push this button in case anything happens." -Elevator in Osaka, Japan "I don't know all the certain words to word it." - Vanilla Ice, on why he hired a ghostwriter for his autobiography "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers." - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943 "Most lies about blondes are false." - Headline "Better make it six, I can't eat eight." - Dan Osinski, Baseball player, being asked by a waitress if he wanted his pizza cut into six or eight slices "Football players win football games." - Chuck Knox, coach "If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets." -Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber "There is certainly more in the future now than back in 1964." - Roger Daltrey, Singer/Actor "Always go to other peoples' funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours." - Yogi Berra "Facts are stupid things." - Ronald Reagan "People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." - Dan Quayle "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?" -George W. Bush "We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads." - Vlade Divac, Basketball player __________________ /(bb\|[^b]{2})/

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