SleazyDream

here's a typical ICQ i get amost daily from some newbie.

-Hi there. I hear lots of people are making money in the Adult porno business so I decided I want to start a TGP. What do you think?

-The url isn't up yet but please start sending traffic to it right away as it soon will be one of the largest. I dont' have any traffic to send back just yet though and even once the site is up I'll have to build it for a while so don't expect much back ever or at least for several years. You should be honored I'm asking you to send me traffic.

-I'm just gona copy the text link format of most every other TGP out there so the site really won't be any different than anyone one else's - I say why re-invent the wheel or do any creative thinking on my part. Changing the color and font was almost too much work as it is.

-What are the best sponsers? I want to be in the same marketplace as you are so you'll make less money in it.

-It's hard to get galleries so I'm just gona steal them from some other TGP site that's worked his ass off for years building up a reputation with regular submitters. Why should I do all the work?

-I know this is the kind of business where everyone helps each other so I want to say off the start that if you all help me once I'm rich and powerful I might remember you, but dont' count on it since I'm not signing anything.

-Someone must have helped you when you started so why not pass along the favor to me.




and newbies wonder why I snap at them sometimes.................. the patience some large TGPs have with people like this always amazes me. My hat really goes off to guys like the hun, worldsex, jjj, and others who are nice to everyone.

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Tam

Ok I REALLY don't appreciate your posting MY personal emails to you in public forums....... can you please refrain from doing this again in the future?

SleazyDream

you're lucky I didn't post the pics of you sucking my cock from the secret camera in the co-co clock.

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Tam

Why? It's not like they'd see anything YOU had to offer bitch!!! I could fit everything YOU have up my fucking nose...........

rotfl

*ducking and hiding*

XXXPaysiteDesign

wtf is a co-co clock? Could you perhaps mean "coo-coo" ?

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SleazyDream

Tam - Just cause you got stretched out by the pet elephant you keep doesn't mean I still don't get off on having you slurp my weiner.

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Tam

Yeah you are right........ I have a hard time going from a MAN back to a little boy............

[Labret]

Shut up Sleazy

You run a fucking tgp, you are the lowest rung on the fucking webmaster ladder. One step above kiddy porn and dialers.

TGPs are for people who cant succeed in this business any other way.

SleazyDream

Question: How do you give a woman an orgasm?
Answer: Who cares?

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SleazyDream

intersting - you didn't succeed at one...........

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JFPdude

Dang you left out a lot of the questions :

- Where can I get the scripts for free .. must be high grade professional scripts but free because I don;t have any mony.

- Where can I get free gallery's from

- Where can I get free content from

- whats the best free host I can use for my business

- where can I get free banners and logos

- How much money do you thing I'll make from this? Will it be enough to quit my job next week?

This comes from people who call themselves entreprenuers and want to be successful.

Va2k

SHIT When i first started doing this and when i decided to do my FIRST TGP SITE I icq bosshawg and was like man got this kick ass domain name im going to do this do that blah blah blah im GOING TO BE BIGGER THE THEHUN ole boss was like uh DONT THINK SO ya will never be that big hehe I was like uh huh ok what ever blah blah blah hehe and damn I didnt make a itch on the huns nuts with my site hehe this thread brought back a memeory hehe

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SleazyDream

Actually you're soooo pathetic that you were'nt even able to build a TGP, You CRASHED one that was already in existance and said it was just too much work (nice excuse for incompitance)

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[Labret]

ahahaha you ignorant tool.

I make my money in paysites and content, I can afford to spend 15k on a tgp experiment. I made my money back and then some, and then dumped a ton of worthless traffic onto someone else before tgp traffic spiraled even further into shit. I call that a success. Do you buy a stock and hold it until it ends up shit?

The difference between you and me here, is after I got rid of the TGP, I still cleared half a million dollars last year... and continue to do so.

What happens when lose your tgp Sleazy?

Helllloooo Burger King.

TGPs are a fucking joke and so are the people who run them.

Hot Tropical Babes

I'm putting on my boots, the shits getting real deep in here LOL

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drumsicle

Well, I'm sure Sleazy does well and JJJ and lot's of other people, but you couldn't pay me to start a tgp now.

The only way I would do it, is to buy an established one. And I've been around long enough to know that there are very few worth buying and the ones that are, I can't afford.

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Another worthless post?

SleazyDream

Now the newbies that keep bugging me for advise and trades are icqing me all pissed off that I'm whinning about it on GFY.


<b>FFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUU CCCC KKKKKKKK</b>

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SleazyDream

I figgured you made a LOT less than I do, no one as stupid as you could possibly break six figgues a month..........

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[Labret]

ahahahaah riiiiight

SleazyDream

check the cost of the boat for the Flordia party, or the last VIP TGP party. I drop $15K and don't even NEED to recoup it like poor people like you do. Maybe things will pick up for you in the future though, I hope so.

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Tam

This is normal response from those who have no clue how to do it........ so I kinda expect this from you............. LMAO

SleazyDream

Question: How do I know I'm great at sex?
Answer: Because I'm always satisfied.

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jimmy3way

I fucking love that joke.

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[Labret]

Sleazy, just who do you think you are fooling on here?

You run a tgp. ahahahahahah

Tam

This is also known as premature ejaculator that is in denial..........

SleazyDream

I love it, it's like having a pre-schooler laugh at me..........Sad

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railz

So can I get a trade Sleazy?

(Runs away - FAST!)

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SleazyDream

As long as I get off what do I care?

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hyper

Its the new tgp3 business model

send me traffic to my tgp that isnt up yet and i can still make money off of the 404 page

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Sly_RJ

LOL. This is even better jimmy.

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[Labret]

So let me get this straight.

You are proud that you run a tgp?

You are proud that you have the worst converting traffic in this industry? And lots of it? And that it continues to get worse by the day?

That like being proud of having herpes.

Proud that your traffic is sooo bad, that some sponsors wont even take it?

You are proud that your only work consists of listing other peoples work? And I use the term "work" lightly.

And judging from the design of your site, either you (or the person you hired to build it) are 12 year old color blind mongoloid.

And then call yourself and your fucking retarded compatriots... "elite".

FATPad

He only recently started listing other people's galleries. And that's only paid listings.

Just because you can't convert it, doesn't mean other people can't. It's great that you're making a nice living doing content and paysites, but there are people who can make livings in other ways than you.

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railz

So where's my trade, dammit?!

*inncoent look*

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[Labret]

Wait ahaha

SleazyDream

See this is Why I KNOW you're an Idiot.

#1. Yes I'm proud I run a TGP. I provide FREE porn to millions of people every day with my site and my galleries on other sites.

#2. Just cause you have no idea how to convert traffic doesn't mean other people don't know how to. ANY idiot can make money if given search engine traffic or sex.com traffic - but obviously not much money in your case.

#3. My TGP only posts my own galleries or PAID gallery placements, you'd know that if your IQ was larger than your shoe size though. Like I've been sayign about you, SAD. Very Sad.

#4. Design for looks and design for profitability are often two different things. Maybe someday you'll learn that though.....


ANY idiot can slap up a few nudie pics and charge people to get into the site. I think they call that a paysite........ it takes a braincell or two to convert though

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chodadog

Then why don't you do it?

SleazyDream

What makes you think I don't have several?

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railz

Okay.

Enough already.

Where's my trade?

*BIG CHEESY GRIN*

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[Labret]

Bravo! Proud to aid in the devaluing of traffic.




ahahaha I probably make more in a week than you make in a year, and I do it with less than 60k uniques a day. Trust me, I know how to convert. Its fucking idiots like you and the rest of the newbs who think "more traffic more money".

Who the stupid one? It takes you "millions of people" (or so you claim) a day to make jack shit.

Ever heard of quality over quantity?



Oh boy, you fucking workaholic. so now you have to fire up your gallery making script and push a button.

Holy. Slow down badass.



Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that.


Oh, you mean like the ones you use as sponsors in your galleries?

We pay your little bills little girl. Dont bite the hand that feeds.

Without paysites giving you free content, your ass wouldnt be so "elite" to your 14 year old buddies.

SleazyDream

Have you sent me 2K/day for 7 days yet?

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SleazyDream

I doubt you could even afford my bandwidth.

And I don't use a low cost cut rate host for my site or my galleries on other people's sites. Everything is on Sextracker hosting- TOP of the LINE. Feel free to check those prices for a 65 MBPS line........

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railz

Errrm - see above

Either that, or I'll have to get the bosslady (AKA Tam) to spot me some traffic

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mischief

Who is this Labret fellow, I think I like him.

Cirrus

Flyingcroc is good

DarkJedi

so does TheHun - whats your point ?
its not about What you do, its about How you do it

chodadog

Agreed..

SleazyDream

take NOTE on the 'how you do it" line there............

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Amputate Your Head

I think I'm gonna cry.....

this thread is absolutely beautiful....

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[Labret]

Its good to be the Hun. He is an important and historical part of this industry. An origianl, not a cheap newb knockoff. None of you are the hun, nor will you ever be.

The first 3 or 4 big pic posts (listen up kiddies, before tgp there were these things called pic post) good idea. Even the first couple tgps, good idea.

When the 50,000 th tgp rolled off the fingers of some GFY alumni, thats not good, thats pathetic. And now every swinging dick retarded newb thinks the be all end all are fucking galleries and tgps. It takes a monkey to copy someone elses design and lift all their galleries.

tgps are done, done... doooooone newbs. Get it into your pea little brains.

None of you are gonna be the next Hun... get that stupid fucking fantasy out of your head.

I can just picture you laying on your futons at night, happily dreaming about being the next Hun. If he can do it... why cant you, right?

Wake up slapdick. This isnt 1997.

SleazyDream

true.

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