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chowda · 03-19-2006, 08:02 AM

I have to kill these birds that have been waking me up everyday at 6am.

any clues?

Antonio · 03-19-2006, 09:11 AM

chowda · 03-19-2006, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

say hello to property damage!

Antonio · 03-19-2006, 09:13 AM

aico · 03-19-2006, 09:13 AM

BB Gun always worked for me when I was a kid... used to shoot crows out of Cherry trees for the neighborhood, got paid $5 a crow...

Oh the good old days...

Antonio · 03-19-2006, 09:14 AM

Antonio · 03-19-2006, 09:15 AM

glad to be of help

headless ghost · 03-19-2006, 09:16 AM

shotgun.
Dick Cheney approved.

Wilbo · 03-19-2006, 09:20 AM

Just wait for the bird flu. You'll get the last laugh.

Antonio · 03-19-2006, 09:21 AM

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shotgun.
Dick Cheney approved.

muhahaha

My grandfather used to have 5-6 rusty tins on a piece of cord that he used to pull from inside the house every now and then to scare the birds that were eating the figs from his trees. It was fun to watch.

ddfGandalf · 03-19-2006, 09:32 AM

poisoned food :P

candyflip · 03-19-2006, 09:36 AM

I have a BB gun and I always get the ones that bother the fuck out of me.

Hooo Hooo.

Fucking Morning Doves.

INCINERATOR · 03-19-2006, 09:40 AM

Try this

Very good for small birds Approx 20-250

u-Bob · 03-19-2006, 09:40 AM

psili · 03-19-2006, 09:44 AM

Red Ryder BB gun.

I have one next to my bed. When the birds are loud, I open the window and hit a few branches where they're squawking. When they all fly away, I go back to sleep. It's painful to wake up to that noise, and go through the trouble, but I don't kill anything and they stop coming back after a few times.

Gerco · 03-19-2006, 10:22 AM

1. Poisoning Pigeons in the Park

I'd like to take you now on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget, perhaps, for a while, your drab wretched lives. Here is a song all about springtime in general, and in particular about one of the many delightful pastimes that the coming of spring affords us all.

Spring is here, a-suh-puh-ring is here.
Life is skittles and life is beer.
I think the loveliest time of the year is the spring.
I do, don't you? 'Course you do.
But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,
And makes every Sunday a treat for me.

All the world seems in tune
On a spring afternoon,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.
Every Sunday you'll see
My sweetheart and me,
As we poison the pigeons in the park.

When they see us coming, the birdies all try an' hide,
But they still go for peanuts when coated with cyanide.
The sun's shining bright,
Everything seems all right,
When we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We've gained notoriety,
And caused much anxiety
In the Audubon Society
With our games.
They call it impiety
And lack of propriety,
And quite a variety
Of unpleasant names.
But it's not against any religion
To want to dispose of a pigeon.

So if Sunday you're free,
Why don't you come with me,
And we'll poison the pigeons in the park.
And maybe we'll do
In a squirrel* or two,
While we're poisoning pigeons in the park.

We'll murder them all amid laughter and merriment,
Except for the few we take home to experiment.
My pulse will be quickenin'
With each drop of strych'nine
We feed to a pigeon.
(It just takes a smidgin!)
To poison a pigeon in the park.

Thank you!

RawAlex · 03-19-2006, 12:21 PM

One stone. In theory you should be able to get two of them.

Alex

Trixxxia · 03-19-2006, 12:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RawAlex

One stone. In theory you should be able to get two of them.

Alex

LMAO heheheh

Trixxxia · 03-19-2006, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

muhahaha

My grandfather used to have 5-6 rusty tins on a piece of cord that he used to pull from inside the house every now and then to scare the birds that were eating the figs from his trees. It was fun to watch.

Are you Italian? My dad would do that with any critter near his garden. For the birds, he used to feed them on balcony until they were nice and plump, then shoot them down with the BB gun. In those days there were practically no neighbours and no houses behind ours.

sonofsam · 03-19-2006, 12:32 PM

mrkris · 03-19-2006, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Wilbo

Just wait for the bird flu. You'll get the last laugh.

PixeLs · 03-19-2006, 07:06 PM

SilentKnight · 03-19-2006, 07:11 PM

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Originally Posted by psili

Red Ryder BB gun.

You're gonna take an eye out with it.

DBS.US · 03-19-2006, 07:13 PM

Bird seed coverd rat traps

rodney25 · 03-19-2006, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

what's with the blue star?

reynold · 03-19-2006, 11:19 PM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

what a cute pussy sniper there!

Bob_cougar · 03-20-2006, 12:03 AM

"It's a sin to kill a mockingbird" - Harper Lee from the novel "To Kill a Mockingbird"

tristan_D · 03-20-2006, 12:47 AM

Bama · 03-20-2006, 01:06 AM

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I (well, me and my class) had to take that fucker apart and put it together again during nuclear weapons specialist training school - it's one big som'bitch for sure!

kostas · 03-20-2006, 01:09 AM

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Excellent!!!

everestcash · 03-20-2006, 02:20 AM

bb gun's not so accurate, try a springer, you can get a decent one for about $125 at walmart. birds, pests, cans and bottles, all yours

citizen tower · 03-20-2006, 02:22 AM

quantum-x · 03-20-2006, 02:28 AM

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Or even better, calcium carbide rocks.
They'll explode in a pretty burst of flame.

je_rome · 03-20-2006, 02:41 AM

the ancient way of killing birds!

maxxx_fucktor · 03-20-2006, 03:53 AM

Don't worry, bird flu will take care of those annoying birds you are talking about.

tornell · 03-20-2006, 05:38 AM

let it be

Barefootsies · 03-20-2006, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

Screaming · 03-20-2006, 09:00 AM

Buy a few cats?

BigB · 03-20-2006, 09:17 AM

Large Yellow helium ballons with EYEBALL Stickers all over ...
Birds hate to be watched...

or hang rubber snakes from branches of trees... they use that at restaurants at the river and it works

In farm areas they use these propane powered noisemaking devices. makes a big boom... birds go by by... but me thinks the boom might keep you awake too

Big B

Manowar · 03-20-2006, 10:03 AM

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Sinstar · 03-20-2006, 10:13 AM

Great ideas... I might impliment some of these myself.

LittleSassy · 03-20-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by PixeLs

go on this one...

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