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Hooterdog · 05-02-2002, 04:47 AM

Advertisers like to use deceptive bullshit phrases that really say nothing. . .like "up to" and "as much as". If an add says, "save up to 50%", what does that say? It doesn't say you save 50%, it only says you won't save more than 50%.

Or, how about the cereal add I just saw on TV. . . "lose up to 6 pounds in 2 weeks, guaranteed". That only says they guarantee you won't lose more than 6 pounds, nothing else. You see this kind of deception everywhere, so it obviously works, but I wonder why?

Scootermuze · 05-02-2002, 05:00 AM

most people's brain registers the last part of it. It's the only actual figure that speaks of a result. Just like the Penis Pill line says -up to 3"- .. it's the 3" that registers.

Slick · 05-02-2002, 05:01 AM

Ha ha ha, you're just like me, I drive my wife nuts with comercials, especially what's written in the fine print on the bottom of the screen.

One kind of comercial that REALLY pisses me off is Slim Fast. The comercial has people saying stuff like "I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks", then in the fine print on the screen, it says "results not typical". Well FUCK, if those results aren't typical, it means that the chances of you getting those results if pretty fucking rare, ha ha ha.

Hooterdog · 05-02-2002, 05:28 AM

There was a commercial on the golf channel for a putter . . .
"knock off up to 8 strokes on your score . . . guaranteed"
doesn't mean anything!

Gemini · 05-02-2002, 05:50 AM

Same reason that something people basically KNOW sells for 29 cents, sells faster when its marked 3 / $1. It appears cheaper since everyone knows more for a buck just HAS to save.

amadman · 05-02-2002, 05:54 AM

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Hooterdog · 05-02-2002, 06:25 AM

My buddy runs a Lazy-Boy shop, and his favorite promo is a "two-fer" sale. "2 great chairs for 1 great price". He doesn't even discount the chairs . . . and he sells 2 at a time!

Chris R · 05-02-2002, 06:36 AM

People are just morons.

"Nothing has been proven more effective than..."

and stuff like that just cracks me up.

05-02-2002, 04:47 AM	#1
Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	Why does this work? Advertisers like to use deceptive bullshit phrases that really say nothing. . .like "up to" and "as much as". If an add says, "save up to 50%", what does that say? It doesn't say you save 50%, it only says you won't save more than 50%. Or, how about the cereal add I just saw on TV. . . "lose up to 6 pounds in 2 weeks, guaranteed". That only says they guarantee you won't lose more than 6 pounds, nothing else. You see this kind of deception everywhere, so it obviously works, but I wonder why?

05-02-2002, 05:54 AM	#6
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05-02-2002, 05:00 AM	#2
Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	most people's brain registers the last part of it. It's the only actual figure that speaks of a result. Just like the Penis Pill line says -up to 3"- .. it's the 3" that registers.

05-02-2002, 05:01 AM	#3
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Ha ha ha, you're just like me, I drive my wife nuts with comercials, especially what's written in the fine print on the bottom of the screen. One kind of comercial that REALLY pisses me off is Slim Fast. The comercial has people saying stuff like "I lost 10 pounds in 2 weeks", then in the fine print on the screen, it says "results not typical". Well FUCK, if those results aren't typical, it means that the chances of you getting those results if pretty fucking rare, ha ha ha.

05-02-2002, 05:28 AM	#4
Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	There was a commercial on the golf channel for a putter . . . "knock off up to 8 strokes on your score . . . guaranteed" doesn't mean anything!

05-02-2002, 05:50 AM	#5
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Same reason that something people basically KNOW sells for 29 cents, sells faster when its marked 3 / $1. It appears cheaper since everyone knows more for a buck just HAS to save.

05-02-2002, 06:25 AM	#7
Hooterdog Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Cincy Posts: 602	My buddy runs a Lazy-Boy shop, and his favorite promo is a "two-fer" sale. "2 great chairs for 1 great price". He doesn't even discount the chairs . . . and he sells 2 at a time!

05-02-2002, 06:36 AM	#8
Chris R Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Baltimore, MD USA Posts: 1,151	People are just morons. "Nothing has been proven more effective than..." and stuff like that just cracks me up.