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03-29-2006, 02:27 PM
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Ladies take note. My wife just said the coolest fucking thing to me EVER.
She wants me to get one of those "clone a willy" things so I can make her a dildo from a mold of my penis.
I guess for when she travels. Thats devotion to the masters cock right there folks.  |
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03-29-2006, 02:29 PM
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It's coming look busy
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Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.
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03-29-2006, 02:30 PM
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If u touch it, I will cum
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 ouchhhhhhbtw, i didnt forget ya, but i havent had time to finish my text. it'll probably be this weekend now
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03-29-2006, 02:30 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:31 PM
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Thats soooooo not funny.  You think? |
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03-29-2006, 02:32 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:38 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:39 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:40 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:40 PM
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Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.
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03-29-2006, 02:40 PM
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I cloned mine 100 times. I give them out to any girl that visits my house to take it for a test drive.
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03-29-2006, 02:41 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:41 PM
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jellyfish
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agreed the voodoo thing is wicked funny
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03-29-2006, 02:42 PM
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Attn everyone whos laughing at images of some 80 year old negress from Haiti inserting accupuncture needles into a sculpture of my dong:
Fuck you, when was the last time a woman told YOU to buy a "Clone My Willy Kit"????? Besides, I've been there and I must say the experience was overrated. Needles were fun but the woman smelled like chicken blood and marijuana. |
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03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
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shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....
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03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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03-29-2006, 02:43 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:44 PM
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Oh please DO go on. |
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03-29-2006, 02:45 PM
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funniest shit of the month |
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03-29-2006, 02:46 PM
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On a serious side thats pretty cool. Never had any girls asking me for that. ;)
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03-29-2006, 02:46 PM
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Maybe she wants it in black ??
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03-29-2006, 02:48 PM
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It's all about dp
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03-29-2006, 02:49 PM
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Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft. |
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03-29-2006, 02:50 PM
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DP it is then. |
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03-29-2006, 02:53 PM
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i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy
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03-29-2006, 02:54 PM
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03-29-2006, 02:55 PM
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My birthday isnt til the 26th of next month. |
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03-29-2006, 02:56 PM
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Don't get any fucking ideas woman, I've already told you how I feel about tats on Mr. Happy. |
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03-29-2006, 03:01 PM
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Best post ever.
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03-29-2006, 03:03 PM
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1) She's tired of the irritating life support system that surrounds the original willy and just wants the willy or 2) She's tired of the original willy not lasting more than 3 strokes. Food for thought.
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03-29-2006, 03:09 PM
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you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.
my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too. |
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03-29-2006, 03:10 PM
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I'll make her put on that black corsett and lick my balls. I'll be ok. |
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03-29-2006, 03:12 PM
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My friend did it said it was a pain. Had to sit there hard for around a half hour.
Let us know how it goes. Like mentioned in one of the post, it would be a good gift to some girls, then tell them after its your cock....lol
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03-29-2006, 03:13 PM
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03-29-2006, 03:15 PM
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And you should know. |
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03-29-2006, 03:16 PM
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she probably just doesn't want to fuck you anymore, gets a dildo and makes you feel like a superstar while we laugh
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03-29-2006, 03:24 PM
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That's a good one After.
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03-29-2006, 03:36 PM
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i knew a guy that had candles made in the shape of his penis and burnt them on the mantle in his game room.
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03-29-2006, 03:37 PM
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03-29-2006, 07:02 PM
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Hehe faithful devotion indeed..
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03-29-2006, 07:12 PM
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kinda like "your dick or something that resembles it." your wife loves you so much
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03-29-2006, 07:20 PM
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03-29-2006, 07:22 PM
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somebody married you???
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03-29-2006, 07:28 PM
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03-29-2006, 07:45 PM
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Dont worry it wont cost ya that much ya wont need much Plaster :-) maybe she wants to have a lil figurine for on her desk.
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03-29-2006, 08:00 PM
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Her boyfriend just won't accept that you're bigger than he is?
Don't get pissed, it's just a joke. |
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03-29-2006, 08:01 PM
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So did you order it up yet?
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03-29-2006, 08:09 PM
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I'm gonna have to buy a lot of clay
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