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jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:27 PM

She wants me to get one of those "clone a willy" things so I can make her a dildo from a mold of my penis.

I guess for when she travels. Thats devotion to the masters cock right there folks.

After Shock Media · 03-29-2006, 02:29 PM

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

MrIzzz · 03-29-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

ouchhhhhh

btw, i didnt forget ya, but i havent had time to finish my text. it'll probably be this weekend now

Sam Granger · 03-29-2006, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Ouch!!!

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Thats soooooo not funny.

You think?

nexcom28 · 03-29-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

hahaaa

sweetME · 03-29-2006, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Manowar · 03-29-2006, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Thomas1007 · 03-29-2006, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

LMAO that was good

spanky part 2 · 03-29-2006, 02:40 PM

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

chadglni · 03-29-2006, 02:40 PM

I cloned mine 100 times. I give them out to any girl that visits my house to take it for a test drive.

HushMoney · 03-29-2006, 02:41 PM

Manowar · 03-29-2006, 02:41 PM

agreed the voodoo thing is wicked funny

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:42 PM

Attn everyone whos laughing at images of some 80 year old negress from Haiti inserting accupuncture needles into a sculpture of my dong:

Fuck you, when was the last time a woman told YOU to buy a "Clone My Willy Kit"?????

Besides, I've been there and I must say the experience was overrated. Needles were fun but the woman smelled like chicken blood and marijuana.

wdsguy · 03-29-2006, 02:43 PM

shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....

u-Bob · 03-29-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

ouch

xclusive · 03-29-2006, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by wdsguy

shes gettin some black cock on the side just so u know....

Ya think?

Oh please DO go on.

Theo · 03-29-2006, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

funniest shit of the month

Sam Granger · 03-29-2006, 02:46 PM

On a serious side thats pretty cool. Never had any girls asking me for that. ;)

Scott McD · 03-29-2006, 02:46 PM

Maybe she wants it in black ??

Abithefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:48 PM

It's all about dp
lol

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Maybe she wants it in black ??

Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft.

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Abithefiend

It's all about dp
lol

DP it is then.

Phoenix · 03-29-2006, 02:53 PM

i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy

Abithefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Knowing her, black with a skull on the head and OZZY written down the shaft.

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

i dont agree....i think the coolest would be if she said...im bringing over three girlfriends tonight so save your energy

My birthday isnt til the 26th of next month.

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Abithefiend

Don't get any fucking ideas woman, I've already told you how I feel about tats on Mr. Happy.

Chio · 03-29-2006, 03:01 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

Best post ever.

Quagmire · 03-29-2006, 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

She wants me to get one of those "clone a willy" things so I can make her a dildo from a mold of my penis.

I guess for when she travels. Thats devotion to the masters cock right there folks.

Two other possibilities:

1) She's tired of the irritating life support system that surrounds the original willy and just wants the willy

or

2) She's tired of the original willy not lasting more than 3 strokes.

Food for thought.

germ · 03-29-2006, 03:09 PM

you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.

my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too.

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by germ

you'd better eat a viagra before you do it.

my ex had me do one of those, and its kinda hard to keep it up when your dick is stuck in a cup full of this claylike substance. you have to keep it there for a few minutes too.

I'll make her put on that black corsett and lick my balls. I'll be ok.

Big Red Machine · 03-29-2006, 03:12 PM

My friend did it said it was a pain. Had to sit there hard for around a half hour.
Let us know how it goes. Like mentioned in one of the post, it would be a good gift to some girls, then tell them after its your cock....lol

Voodoo · 03-29-2006, 03:13 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

I'm not surprised. Most ladies are.

jimthefiend · 03-29-2006, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Voodoo

I'm not surprised. Most ladies are.

And you should know.

Wiggles · 03-29-2006, 03:16 PM

she probably just doesn't want to fuck you anymore, gets a dildo and makes you feel like a superstar while we laugh

Jennyfer · 03-29-2006, 03:24 PM

That's a good one After.

Why · 03-29-2006, 03:36 PM

i knew a guy that had candles made in the shape of his penis and burnt them on the mantle in his game room.

Violetta · 03-29-2006, 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

alec · 03-29-2006, 07:02 PM

Hehe faithful devotion indeed..

d_train · 03-29-2006, 07:12 PM

kinda like "your dick or something that resembles it." your wife loves you so much

woj · 03-29-2006, 07:20 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

TreasureBucks · 03-29-2006, 07:22 PM

somebody married you???

jk

madawgz · 03-29-2006, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by spanky part 2

Or, one night when your really drunk, she'll grab the strap on and fuck you with your own dick.

Doctor Dre · 03-29-2006, 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by jimthefiend

Thats soooooo not funny.

You think?

Actually it was pretty fucking funny.

minusonebit · 03-29-2006, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by After Shock Media

Or maybe she has a friend who is into voodoo.

LMFAO

Guitar Riff · 03-29-2006, 07:45 PM

Dont worry it wont cost ya that much ya wont need much Plaster :-) maybe she wants to have a lil figurine for on her desk.

pussyluver · 03-29-2006, 08:00 PM

Her boyfriend just won't accept that you're bigger than he is?

Don't get pissed, it's just a joke.

Sosa · 03-29-2006, 08:01 PM

So did you order it up yet?

SetTheWorldonFire · 03-29-2006, 08:09 PM

I'm gonna have to buy a lot of clay

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