I have a fear of frogs - GoFuckYourself.com

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-05-2002, 01:30 AM

I dont know why, but they make me do the freak! at night they crawl on my house and windows, Has someone put a curse on me? Tonight one jumped in the pool on me and I about drowned!
ITs not fucking FUNNY! give me some suggestions how to get rid of them!

AaronM · 05-05-2002, 01:31 AM

Hire Miss Piggy.

hyper · 05-05-2002, 01:34 AM

umm dunno

i'm scared of snakes, thank god there arent alot here

Rocky · 05-05-2002, 01:44 AM

invite me down to be your pool boy

SirTreX · 05-05-2002, 02:11 AM

kmanrox · 05-05-2002, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by SirTreX

aaahahahahaha

evil, p ure evil

u make me proud!

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-05-2002, 02:14 AM

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Originally posted by Rocky
invite me down to be your pool boy

I have invited you many times,,, hehe

and who ever posted that frog,, GET IT OFF NOW,,, I got that full body shiver looking at that ugly thing,,

Ok no one is offering productive suggestions,, I dont know Miss Piggy, you got her number?

Jakke PNG · 05-05-2002, 02:17 AM

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Topic:
I have a fear of frogs

Licked one too many?

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-05-2002, 02:22 AM

You guys think i am fucking joking dont you! I am serious, this could lead to some serious therapy.

Some help you are,, dammit

mule · 05-05-2002, 02:41 AM

HTB, you need to face your fear. Do it in small steps. First go to one of those party/joke shops, and buy a rubber frog. Just a little one, the smallerst you can find. (if that freaks you out, get something else rubbery to get used to first, a pacifier or something like that would do nicely) Handle it daily. Think happy thoughts while doing it. Once you're comfortable with it, graduate to a bigger rubber frog, feel positive about it at all times, tell yourself it's a good frog, a happy frog, and that you like being with it.
Now comes the major step. Get a tadpole as for a pet. Smile peoudly while it squirms. enjoy the feeling of it when it tries to wriggle between your fingers. Spend time with it every day, taking care always to think happy thoughts around it. You'll be surprised at how proud you'll feel when the hind legs appear and it gives its first tentative little hop.
Before you know it, you'll be the proud owner of a full-grown, lovable frog!
Alternatively, get a BB gun and use the fuckers for target practise

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-05-2002, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by mule
Alternatively, get a BB gun and use the fuckers for target practise

You know as I was running out of the pool (quickly) My first thoughts were to grab the 9mm. But common sense finally took over. LOL
Even the rubber frogs make my skin crawl, what I cant figure out is why am I plagued with these things.
At night you can always see 10-20 of them crawling on my house..
is that a normal thing?

mule · 05-05-2002, 02:50 AM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
is that a normal thing?

No, but my guess would be that it's a tropical thing

My ex in South Africa lives on a farm. She made this beautiful pond just off the patio, and then the frogs moved in. And the toads. It was ridiculous, on summer nights we used to sit on the patio yelling at each other to be heard above the racket they made.

FATPad · 05-05-2002, 03:00 AM

Get a bunch of snakes and let them go.

Babaganoosh · 05-05-2002, 06:18 AM

Having fears is completely normal and healthy. If you are not comfortable with it, then maybe you should seek help. I am deathly afraid of spiders. If I get one on me, I will scream like a little girl. I have never had a bad experience with a spider, but I am still scared shitless. It's nothing to be ashamed of. My girlfriend is afraid of birds. She is so afraid that she can't even stand feathers. She thinks my goose down pillows are the most sinister things on the face of the planet.

vegasdude · 05-05-2002, 06:27 AM

hire a pro to take care of your frogbiz!

They will see to that the plauge stopz!

BabeHunter · 05-05-2002, 06:37 AM

i'm ok with snakes...frogs...have no problem with them...
but...Spiders...damm i hate spiders!
special those who can jump
hehe

Scootermuze · 05-05-2002, 07:16 AM

If you have lots of lighting around your house you might try turning them out and closing the window shades. Frogs are attracted to light.
You might also try to think back to see if something frog related happened when you were a child. That's how most phobia's are created.

But most importantly, you must remember that li'l froggies are your friends.. They're totally harmless, the eat nasty ol' insects, and they make great bait..

Sly_RJ · 05-05-2002, 07:20 AM

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Originally posted by Hot Tropical Babes
I dont know why, but they make me do the freak! !

Sounds like you need a new lover.

05-05-2002, 07:27 AM

I thought this was going to be another anti-French thread.

a1ka1ine · 05-05-2002, 07:31 AM

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Originally posted by BabeHunter
i'm ok with snakes...frogs...have no problem with them...
but...Spiders...damm i hate spiders!
special those who can jump
hehe

spiders cant jump!!! =( can they?????

arg

Babaganoosh · 05-05-2002, 08:02 AM

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Originally posted by a1ka1ine

spiders cant jump!!! =( can they?????

arg

I don't know about what lives where you're at, but a fair majority of the spiders we have in the USA can jump.

http://www.losingmylycosa.com/wolfsp...mpinginfo.html

Those won't hurt you (unless you have a heart attack when one crawls across your hand). Where I live, we have two different types of nasty spiders to watch out for.

The brown recluse and black widow.

http://ipmwww.ncsu.edu/insect_notes/Urban/spiders.html

Man, I have the willies now. eeeeeewwwwww

BabeHunter · 05-05-2002, 08:07 AM

Spiders can jump!
I know that can't hurt you...but still...i really don't like them...
i don't like anything with more then 4 legs...

how can some 1 like this?

Gemini · 05-05-2002, 08:18 AM

Sounds like some sort of tree frog according to my resident creature person HTB. He says most if not all are protected species so you can't harm them like you might with snakes and such.

He said to try some of those ultrasonic creature devices you can get on the market if you have an outside outlet thats under a porch out of the weather. You might have to try a couple different brands since some of them vary on frequencies and the frogs might or might not respond to a certain one.

Of course if your dawg bites you on the *ss or your cat rides around on your head with its claws out, you might want to try a different brand.

Upside is, it should keep most other things like mice away as well.

And sure spiders can jump! Some as high as 8 +/- feet.

Hot Tropical Babes · 05-05-2002, 11:14 AM

Frogs are a protected species? WTF, I am going to talk to my pest control guy next time he is out, He did a great job and got rid of the fire ants. (those things hurt)! We have lizards all over the place too, but they don't bother me at all.
Its just those damn frogs, there everywhere at night LOL Yeah Gem they are tree frogs, nasty lil things, one landed on me and scratched me, they have sharp little nails or something.
Also right now is alligator breeding season, those bastards are showing up everywhere, mall parking lots, hwy's, under peoples cars

The funny thing is I grew up in the country, it never really bothered me till I moved here. "Go figure"

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mule Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: hamsterdam Posts: 6,085	HTB, you need to face your fear. Do it in small steps. First go to one of those party/joke shops, and buy a rubber frog. Just a little one, the smallerst you can find. (if that freaks you out, get something else rubbery to get used to first, a pacifier or something like that would do nicely) Handle it daily. Think happy thoughts while doing it. Once you're comfortable with it, graduate to a bigger rubber frog, feel positive about it at all times, tell yourself it's a good frog, a happy frog, and that you like being with it. Now comes the major step. Get a tadpole as for a pet. Smile peoudly while it squirms. enjoy the feeling of it when it tries to wriggle between your fingers. Spend time with it every day, taking care always to think happy thoughts around it. You'll be surprised at how proud you'll feel when the hind legs appear and it gives its first tentative little hop. Before you know it, you'll be the proud owner of a full-grown, lovable frog! Alternatively, get a BB gun and use the fuckers for target practise __________________ Converting like a mofo

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Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Having fears is completely normal and healthy. If you are not comfortable with it, then maybe you should seek help. I am deathly afraid of spiders. If I get one on me, I will scream like a little girl. I have never had a bad experience with a spider, but I am still scared shitless. It's nothing to be ashamed of. My girlfriend is afraid of birds. She is so afraid that she can't even stand feathers. She thinks my goose down pillows are the most sinister things on the face of the planet. __________________ I like pie.

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vegasdude Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The Royal Family Crew Posts: 3,649	hire a pro to take care of your frogbiz! They will see to that the plauge stopz! __________________ Did you fucking talk to me??! Who the fuck told you to talk to me??!"

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BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	i'm ok with snakes...frogs...have no problem with them... but...Spiders...damm i hate spiders! special those who can jump hehe

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Scootermuze Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 4,513	If you have lots of lighting around your house you might try turning them out and closing the window shades. Frogs are attracted to light. You might also try to think back to see if something frog related happened when you were a child. That's how most phobia's are created. But most importantly, you must remember that li'l froggies are your friends.. They're totally harmless, the eat nasty ol' insects, and they make great bait..

05-05-2002, 07:27 AM	#19
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	I thought this was going to be another anti-French thread.

05-05-2002, 08:07 AM	#22
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	Spiders can jump! I know that can't hurt you...but still...i really don't like them... i don't like anything with more then 4 legs... how can some 1 like this? Last edited by BabeHunter; 05-05-2002 at 08:08 AM..

05-05-2002, 08:18 AM	#23
Gemini Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: o-HI-o Posts: 7,183	Sounds like some sort of tree frog according to my resident creature person HTB. He says most if not all are protected species so you can't harm them like you might with snakes and such. He said to try some of those ultrasonic creature devices you can get on the market if you have an outside outlet thats under a porch out of the weather. You might have to try a couple different brands since some of them vary on frequencies and the frogs might or might not respond to a certain one. Of course if your dawg bites you on the *ss or your cat rides around on your head with its claws out, you might want to try a different brand. Upside is, it should keep most other things like mice away as well. And sure spiders can jump! Some as high as 8 +/- feet.

05-05-2002, 11:14 AM	#24
Hot Tropical Babes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Orlando FL Posts: 3,014	Frogs are a protected species? WTF, I am going to talk to my pest control guy next time he is out, He did a great job and got rid of the fire ants. (those things hurt)! We have lizards all over the place too, but they don't bother me at all. Its just those damn frogs, there everywhere at night LOL Yeah Gem they are tree frogs, nasty lil things, one landed on me and scratched me, they have sharp little nails or something. Also right now is alligator breeding season, those bastards are showing up everywhere, mall parking lots, hwy's, under peoples cars The funny thing is I grew up in the country, it never really bothered me till I moved here. "Go figure" __________________ <BR> Trade with Big Tits TGP Trade with Titman