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Kevin - The PNN · 04-23-2006, 11:43 PM

Another fine moment, my wife had our son in the bathroom at her in Kings Island (local amusement park. He was five at the time; she could not leave him alone. While in the bathroom stall with my wife, my son starts yelling out, ?THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT MOMMY.? (He was referring to her tampon string) The bathroom was full; the line was out the door. My son kept repeating over and over, MOMMY, THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT, LET ME PULL IT OUT FOR YOU MOMMY.? Everyone in the restroom was busting a gut laughing. My wife stayed in the restroom for about ½ hour waiting for everyone that heard this left the building. Needless to say, I heard about it. That was the last time my son went in the restroom with my wife.

King Adam · 04-23-2006, 11:45 PM

Classic ... truly classic.

SBJ · 04-23-2006, 11:48 PM

OMG I would die laughing if that happened around me

Dagwolf · 04-23-2006, 11:52 PM

Not quite as bad was when we were shopping and my son picked up a vibrating toy gun and yelled, "Look, Mom, a vibrator!" My wife quietly slunk off to the car and I was left alone to explain why we shouldn't do that...

sweethotkayla · 04-24-2006, 01:47 AM

When I live In Victoria a few yrs back I lived nextdoor to a couple who had 2 kids. The youngest (3) was really funny she would come out with things like "Bob down and lick ya brown" and "Lick my puss" which she heard some skanks say in the supermarket. Other times she wouldnt get her way and would chuck her arms in the air and say "ahh fuckin hell" she is just such a angel lol.

reynold · 04-24-2006, 02:38 AM

she should have blushed after that incident

stickyfingerz · 04-24-2006, 02:40 AM

What area you from Kevin?

elitetec · 04-24-2006, 07:31 AM

Funny. I would die laughing if I was there

tyler. · 04-24-2006, 08:01 AM

That's a hillarious story .

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Originally Posted by sweethotkayla

When I live In Victoria a few yrs back I lived nextdoor to a couple who had 2 kids. The youngest (3) was really funny she would come out with things like "Bob down and lick ya brown" and "Lick my puss" which she heard some skanks say in the supermarket. Other times she wouldnt get her way and would chuck her arms in the air and say "ahh fuckin hell" she is just such a angel lol.

"Ahh fuckin hell"

Buahahah i would die to see a three year old say that ! thats just hillarious

Michael O · 04-24-2006, 08:22 AM

I was about 18 and took my younger sister at 8 and brother at 4 to McDonalds, they lived with their mother in a rich neighbourhood and in Denmark where we are 96%+ white people.

So we sit at McDonalds in Copenhagen and at a couple of tables around us there sits 8-10 Somalis and my younger brother while looking around says out loud "Michael, Why is there so many black people here?"

Kevin - The PNN · 04-24-2006, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by stickyfingerzdotnet

What area you from Kevin?

S-W Ohio Area, near Cincinnati

chymp · 04-24-2006, 10:20 PM

"Why are you hitting that clown with a hammer, daddy?"

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Kevin - The PNN Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: ICQ: 306431492 Posts: 1,364	Another fine moment in parenting ? Kids say the darnest things Another fine moment, my wife had our son in the bathroom at her in Kings Island (local amusement park. He was five at the time; she could not leave him alone. While in the bathroom stall with my wife, my son starts yelling out, ?THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT MOMMY.? (He was referring to her tampon string) The bathroom was full; the line was out the door. My son kept repeating over and over, MOMMY, THERE IS A STRING IN YOUR BUTT, LET ME PULL IT OUT FOR YOU MOMMY.? Everyone in the restroom was busting a gut laughing. My wife stayed in the restroom for about ½ hour waiting for everyone that heard this left the building. Needless to say, I heard about it. That was the last time my son went in the restroom with my wife. __________________ www.ThePNN.com The Porn Niche Network

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