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madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:20 AM

i have to stop playing poker........

this is what just happened to me

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Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #413,628,515
Table Mount Vernon, 27 Apr 2006 4:16 AM ET
Seat 6: madawgz ($147.50 in chips)
Seat 7: pepesamoan ($271.60 in chips)
Seat 8: tompelito ($77.20 in chips)
Seat 9: Jizla ($66.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
madawgz posts blind ($1), pepesamoan posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
tompelito calls $2, Jizla calls $2, madawgz bets $3, pepesamoan bets $10, tompelito folds, Jizla folds, madawgz calls $8.

FLOP [board cards QC,10C,JD ]
madawgz bets $135.50 and is all-in, pepesamoan calls $135.50.

TURN [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H ]

RIVER [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H,5D ]

SHOWDOWN
madawgz shows [ JS,JH ]
pepesamoan shows [ QD,QH ]
pepesamoan wins $297.
SUMMARY
Dealer: Jizla
Pot: $299, (including rake: $2)
madawgz, loses $147.50
pepesamoan, bets $147.50, collects $297, net $149.50
tompelito, loses $2
Jizla, loses $2

what are the fucking chances of this happening? 1 in 150,000?

FUCK

Scott McD · 04-27-2006, 01:24 AM

I don't play poker so i don't know what any of that shit means...

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

I don't play poker so i don't know what any of that shit means...

its really simple, i had a 95% chance of winning..... and i got beat

dissipate · 04-27-2006, 01:26 AM

wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:29 AM

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Originally Posted by dissipate

wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP

awwwwwwwwwwwww cmon man, WHAT THE FUCK ... what are the chances of him having QQ?????? none? 1 in 150,000? FUCK

*crying emoticon*

dissipate · 04-27-2006, 01:29 AM

by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

so it was even?

dissipate · 04-27-2006, 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by madawgz

so it was even?

no you = 4.4%
him = 90%

xclusive · 04-27-2006, 01:33 AM

When I read the thread title I thought you were going to say "Post on gfy"

Seriously though sure that sucked but for every shitty loss there is a really fun win

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

no you = 4.4%
him = 90%

JJ is just one card away from QQ......

its not like i had 55 or some gay shit

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:34 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

When I read the thread title I thought you were going to say "Post on gfy"

Seriously though sure that sucked but for every shitty loss there is a really fun win

my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD

cranki · 04-27-2006, 01:36 AM

Quote:

Everytime i do this someone should kick me in the nuts!....

When I read the title, I thought you were talking about you making another post...

dissipate · 04-27-2006, 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD

The downfall of inexperienced poker players. You must must be as a rock, young padawan.

Makingcoin · 04-27-2006, 01:39 AM

Bend over and let me kick you in the nuts. He raised pre-flop, not sure how he was playing the rest of the game but he had a strong hand. Would not of bet my entire stack. Throw a feeler bet out there.

Makingcoin · 04-27-2006, 01:40 AM

Isn't that 1/2 NL? Why does it say 2/2 NL?

xclusive · 04-27-2006, 01:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

my adrenaline was pumping, this was the first time i was winning in awhile!

then BOOM i fucking get R0ckeD

maybe it was worth the loss for the thrill you had, Better luck next time.

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

The downfall of inexperienced poker players. You must must be as a rock, young padawan.

i know, the secret is full concentration.......

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

Isn't that 1/2 NL? Why does it say 2/2 NL?

i was playing on pokerroom.com , i think they are smoking crack with all the money they are making...

Makingcoin · 04-27-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz

i know, the secret is full concentration.......

I was in a tourney the other day and was playing so tight. Tables were breakign really quick as the blinds were getting quite high. They kept moving me from table to table. I think in 5 mins I moved 3 times. I was flustered and played a stupid hand and got busted out. Need to concentrate for sure in this game.

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Makingcoin

I was in a tourney the other day and was playing so tight. Tables were breakign really quick as the blinds were getting quite high. They kept moving me from table to table. I think in 5 mins I moved 3 times. I was flustered and played a stupid hand and got busted out. Need to concentrate for sure in this game.

how much was the entry fee? or was it a freeroll?

Nylz · 04-27-2006, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dissipate

by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068
Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

Yeah, but he didn't know the other dude had QQ right? I would've done the same with triple J..

madawgz · 04-27-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Nylz

Yeah, but he didn't know the other dude had QQ right? I would've done the same with triple J..

finalllyyy , someone who understands what happened!

gooddomains · 04-27-2006, 02:19 AM

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04-27-2006, 01:20 AM	#1
madawgz 8.8.8.8 Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Noordermarkt Posts: 30,509	Everytime i do this someone should kick me in the nuts!.... i have to stop playing poker........ this is what just happened to me ::: Texas Hold'em $2-$2 NL (Real Money), #413,628,515 Table Mount Vernon, 27 Apr 2006 4:16 AM ET Seat 6: madawgz ($147.50 in chips) Seat 7: pepesamoan ($271.60 in chips) Seat 8: tompelito ($77.20 in chips) Seat 9: Jizla ($66.90 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS madawgz posts blind ($1), pepesamoan posts blind ($2). PRE-FLOP tompelito calls $2, Jizla calls $2, madawgz bets $3, pepesamoan bets $10, tompelito folds, Jizla folds, madawgz calls $8. FLOP [board cards QC,10C,JD ] madawgz bets $135.50 and is all-in, pepesamoan calls $135.50. TURN [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H ] RIVER [board cards QC,10C,JD,4H,5D ] SHOWDOWN madawgz shows [ JS,JH ] pepesamoan shows [ QD,QH ] pepesamoan wins $297. SUMMARY Dealer: Jizla Pot: $299, (including rake: $2) madawgz, loses $147.50 pepesamoan, bets $147.50, collects $297, net $149.50 tompelito, loses $2 Jizla, loses $2 what are the fucking chances of this happening? 1 in 150,000? FUCK __________________ TAEMDLRMSKRJIXMRLSMRJ.

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04-27-2006, 01:33 AM	#9
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04-27-2006, 01:26 AM	#4
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	wtf were you doing going all in with fucking trip jacks that werent high pair... dumbass....and you did it on the goddamned FLOP

04-27-2006, 01:29 AM	#6
dissipate The Dirty Frenchman Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lost Angeles Posts: 8,904	by the way, these were your odds, off the FLOP Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Qc Tc Jd cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV Js Jh 43 4.34 899 90.81 48 4.85 0.068 Qd Qh 899 90.81 43 4.34 48 4.85 0.932

04-27-2006, 02:19 AM	#23
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