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Old 05-05-2006, 07:49 AM   #1
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:stop ASC offered to get me LAID by 4 pornstars!!1111
its true i have not had much experience in bed...
and i am looking to fuck around

so after i made my thread about fucking a virgin yesterday, Jonah made a reply that shocked me!!

from my understanding:

if you guys promote Adult Series Cash and send a certain ammount of sales in 1 month then im going to get laid by some hottie pornstars...

Please HELP ME GET LAID



i can imagine them now...oooo fuck.......

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Old 05-05-2006, 07:50 AM   #2
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id rather eat razors then to help you fuck those chicks
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:50 AM   #3
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:51 AM   #4
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Old 05-05-2006, 07:59 AM   #5
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:07 AM   #6
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aww dont do that kandah, dont you want to see me get lucky?
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Old 05-05-2006, 08:15 AM   #7
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i can see it now....

"Music!....ACTION!!...pump..pump..pump..OOOooOoooO oOoOooOo.....CUUUUUT!"
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:02 AM   #8
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i can see it now....

"Music!....ACTION!!...pump..pump..pump..OOOooOoooO oOoOooOo.....CUUUUUT!"


bump for pussy!
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They are hot as hell !
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:11 AM   #10
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hmmm
should i help you get laid
or
spear honey on my eyeballs and kick over a bee hive
lol
bzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:20 AM   #11
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They dont look like they have pussy?
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:27 AM   #12
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lol
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i dont think that made any sense...??
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Old 05-05-2006, 09:29 AM   #13
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because i will be your best friend
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:22 PM   #17
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maybe we should set it up as LC v2.0
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Old 05-05-2006, 02:43 PM   #18
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The last time this happened the lucky dude ended up getting fucked in the ass for all of us to see.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:01 PM   #19
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Jonah just offered to get me laid if someoneone sends 100 sales.

You know you guys <3 me more than madawz and my girlfriend of 3+ years just left me.

feel the love.
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:07 PM   #21
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Thats what I was thinking
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Old 05-05-2006, 03:23 PM   #24
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Jonah just offered to get me laid if someoneone sends 100 sales.

You know you guys <3 me more than madawz and my girlfriend of 3+ years just left me.

feel the love.
alright, i can let you join in

2 girls for eachof us
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you just wanna bump uglies with Dissipate, homo
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:02 PM   #27
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4 pornstars?

That's like stabbing someone 50 times or shooting them in the head 10 times...

The first one does alotta damage - the second one would surely finish you off - the rest is just plain ol' overkill!
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Would anybody actually get behind this?

Like sending sales in order to get Madawgz laid.. and see the video on GFY?

If so, I'll hire the talent, fly to MTL, and shoot it.

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you don't have 4 cocks. you might as well share the rest to us.
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umm, they made that offer to Lawrence Connor too, and look what happened to him...

You look, I can't bear to watch that again.

LOL
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umm, they made that offer to Lawrence Connor too, and look what happened to him...

You look, I can't bear to watch that again.

LOL

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he didn't elaborate, its male pornstars.
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he didn't elaborate, its male pornstars.

its lex steele and that guy ramone from bangbros. they're gonna make him look like goatse.
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, i dont think so ...... LOL
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paying hookers for sex isnt right...
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Their not hookers, their pornstars. Just have to make sure we have a camera, there.
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Would anybody actually get behind this?

Like sending sales in order to get Madawgz laid.. and see the video on GFY?

If so, I'll hire the talent, fly to MTL, and shoot it.
He wouldn't do it. How would he maintain 4 posts per minute otherwise?
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so let me get this right...

this 18 year old loud mouth wants us to send sales to a company (why dont he just send them himself) so he can get laid?

2nd vote for the razors
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ASC also said that if I got 10 sales I would get laid by some hot 18 year old board whore.

Dont get your hopes up
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