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Old 05-03-2006, 11:10 AM   #1
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I was at my best friend's wedding on Monday and I did NOT, repeat, did NOT catch the bouquet. I guess I'm just not the marrying kind.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:12 AM   #2
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Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:15 AM   #3
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Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:16 AM   #4
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Thats ok, I'll bite the bullet and agree to engage in a strictly physical relationship with you even if there are no possibility of a commitment.
That's awfully compassionate of you.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:17 AM   #5
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Dear Eli.....

1) Meet me in Mexico.
2) Drugs seem to be legal in Mexico now.
3) Fuck the bouquet and just marry me.
4) We'll make great babies.
haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:17 AM   #6
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That's awfully compassionate of you.

I'm a people person. I'll do whatever needs to be done to keep people happy
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:19 AM   #7
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haha oh now you don't just want marriage, you want babies? Geez, the list just keeps getting longer, doesn't it?
Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:20 AM   #8
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Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.
Your wife might have something to say about that... unless you have a bed big enough for all of us?
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:21 AM   #9
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Perhaps you failed to read point number 3.

I don't want to have sex with you. I don't want you to have my children. Although of course I'm hoping both will happen. Instead, I want you as my soul mate. I want all of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. I want to wake up in the morning, roll over, and see you. I want to spend my afternoons swimming with you (naked), and my nights cooking with you (naked).

I want all of you.

DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:38 AM   #10
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DAMN Rochard you going all out with this one!!!!!!
That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.
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Old 05-03-2006, 11:58 AM   #11
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That's true, he is putting a lot of effort into it. Maybe I should give him a shot.
I think you should.

There are two rules in life....
1) You MUST pay taxes.
2) Rochard always gets what he wants. And I'm very persistent.
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Old 05-03-2006, 01:17 PM   #12
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If you like my cooking, I might whip something up for you. Tonight's menu is baked salmon fillets on baby spinach, garlic and chive nugget potatoes, and pear crisp for dessert.
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Elli can cook good I bet
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Old 09-22-2006, 05:44 PM   #14
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1) Meet me in Mexico.
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4) We'll make great babies.
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Old 10-09-2006, 10:08 AM   #15
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Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party
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Elli is gonna be in LA at the Playboy mansion Party
so today is bump old thread day !!
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