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05-29-2006, 11:48 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Right now I am listening to:
Gwar, America Must Be Destroyed. Song: Crack in the Egg.
The egg was spawned in our mutation pit In the bowels of your Earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of you loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like, I care not I just hope it kills a lot Crack in the egg Crack in the egg The time is right Crack in my pipe Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you always have sickened me Your will enslaved, you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before last calamity There is but one way to give the egg life Murder the innocent souls Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowels You masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but soon you'll be here with me If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee I'll shit in your stump and then bathe you in pee Sunder your forms with my withering hacks Mash up your face with my gauntleted smacks Now bring me dead babies let their be no lack I got a bunch of them here in my sack I slaughtered your daughters, I mangled your sons If we kill enough of them the Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood-red baby shower We bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef the midwife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack Shoot that fucker up with some crack Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg Please come out, Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child? Maybe Most likely he'll be a crack-baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroy the planet, the world he will mug The human race will die and we will just shrug |
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05-29-2006, 11:49 AM
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I listening to Fort Minor...Where'd you go? Very good song.
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05-29-2006, 11:52 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Part two: Gor Gor.
Gor-Gor... Gor-Gor comes and sirens wail Mournful drone of babbling fail Thunderous gnashing firestorm Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die Swats F-16s from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings you Fall worship tyrant king, you Gor-Gor! Sow pestilent hate It shall obliterate The shadows of your long dead brothers And all the mutilated others Who died in waves, uniform To appease your bloodied hulking form Who broke through layers of moletn strata To make the planet earth errata Take the chuld in champing jaws A pulping pile of frothing flaws This horrid mass shall give us pause At putrid rot fills gaping maws Gor-Gor! Gor-Gor big! Skulls are smashed and bones are bending Joints are popping, our claws are rending Groveling, sniveling, driveling horde To worship scaly overlord Apocalypse becomes creation Gor-Gor shall erase the nation Before you jump into his gizzard Fall and worship tyrant lizard Gor-Gor comes and you must die He swats the stealth down from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings you Fall and worship tyrant king you Gor-Gor! |
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05-29-2006, 12:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Gwar is like the Monty Python of metal you gnobs.
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05-29-2006, 12:33 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Oh desert speak to my heart
Oh woman of the earth Maker of children who weep for love Maker of this birth til your deepest secrets are known to me I will not be moved I will not be moved Dont try to find the answer When there aint no question here Brother let your heart be wounded And give no mercy to your fear Adam and eve live down the street from me Babylon is every town Its as crazy as its ever been Loves a stranger all around In a moment we lost our minds here And lay our spirit down Today we lived a thousand years All we have is now Run to the water And find me there Burnt to the core but not broken Well cut through the madness Of these streets below the moon These streets below the moon And I will never leave you til we can say, This world was just a dream We were sleepin now we are awake til we can say In a moment we lost our minds here And dreamt the world was round A million mile fall from grace Thank God we missed the ground Run to the water And find me there Burnt to the core but not broken Well cut through the madness Of these streets below the moon With a nuclear fire of love in our hearts Yeah, I can see it now lord Out beyond all the breakin of waves And the tribulation Its a place and the home of ascended souls Who swam out there in love! Run to the water And find me there Burnt to the core but not broken Well cut through the madness Of these streets below the moon With a nuclear fire of love in our hearts Rest easy baby, rest easy And recognize it all as light and rainbows Smashed to smithereens and be happy Run to the water (and find me there) Run to the water |
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05-29-2006, 12:37 PM
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I am listening to my computer's breathing.
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05-29-2006, 12:44 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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05-29-2006, 12:45 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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the 6 fans around me trying to keep me cool
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05-29-2006, 12:48 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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It IS fucking hot today. Lame.
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05-29-2006, 12:48 PM
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Deadliest Catch backround music :D
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05-29-2006, 12:51 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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i'm rocking out with my cock out to some fucking ACDC WOOOO YEAH!
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05-29-2006, 12:54 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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I thought people stopped listening to gwar after 8th grade. I guess not.
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05-29-2006, 12:55 PM
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My Sig was too Big! :(
Join Date: May 2006
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right now i'm listening...nothing. i'm going to sleep.
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05-29-2006, 12:58 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Rise against- Blood Red, White, and Blue.
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05-29-2006, 12:59 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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FUCK YOU. I've seen them live several times. I take that comment as a dire insult. |
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05-29-2006, 01:01 PM
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MOBILE PORN: IMOBILEPORN
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