Christians just invaded the front of my house - GoFuckYourself.com

Sarah_Jayne · 06-04-2006, 08:14 AM

All of these places are connected by a big walkway. All of a sudden I heard people singing and drums. So, I look out of my door and there is about 50 people carrying a 'Love Jesus' signs and singing loudly walking down the walkway. They then stop right outside of my door and sing for five minutes before leaving.

Very odd and me without access to my camera.

Lycanthrope · 06-04-2006, 08:16 AM

If next you see a flock of ravens adorning your walkway I would stay in today.

Sarah_Jayne · 06-04-2006, 08:18 AM

Even more odd since I spent a lot of yesterday in Canterbury Cathedral. If they wanted to get me it would have been easier there.

JimmiDean · 06-04-2006, 08:18 AM

Stay inside and lock the doors,

Murderous · 06-04-2006, 09:18 AM

It sucks that you must lock your "camera" in a cabinet, unloaded... I would have been tempted to "shoot" LOTS of singing christians.

Tdog · 06-04-2006, 09:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

They then stop right outside of my door and sing for five minutes before leaving.

Did they sing christmas carols?

mardigras · 06-04-2006, 09:23 AM

Perhaps they were lost?

Sarah_Jayne · 06-04-2006, 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mardigras

Perhaps they were lost?

I am pretty sure they thought this area (not a rich one and therefore 'bad') were the lost ones.

mardigras · 06-04-2006, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

I am pretty sure they thought this area (not a rich one and therefore 'bad') were the lost ones.

In that case, ya should have stuck your head out the door and said, "Hey, do you guys know Sympathy for the Devil"?

Elli · 06-04-2006, 10:57 AM

Might I suggest a pentagram in sand on your doormat?

" * In Medieval times, the 'Endless Knot' (pentagram) was a symbol of Truth and
was a protection against demons. It was used as personal
protection and to guard windows and doors."

testpie · 06-04-2006, 11:12 AM

Good old Christians - the Ford of the religious world: "You can believe in any religion you want... as long as it is ours"

seven · 06-04-2006, 11:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by testpie

Good old Christians - the Ford of the religious world: "You can believe in any religion you want... as long as it is ours"

Tim · 06-04-2006, 11:19 AM

I wonder how many people they put off Christianity that day.

thaifan99 · 06-04-2006, 11:19 AM

I would have blasted my music at them full volume untl they left.

SGS · 06-04-2006, 12:29 PM

The power jet driveway cleaner usually shifts them.

Antonio · 06-04-2006, 01:07 PM

hang some garlic on your door, if it works for vampires it should work for Christians ;)

Sarah_Jayne · 06-04-2006, 01:22 PM

Okay now I am worried. So, it started to rain and just now I heard a 'clunk' sound outside the front door. I went out and a big chunk of the concrete that my house is made out of was laying outisde the door. Obviously it fell off.

Combine that with that I just got done watching a download of the Davinci Code and an ex-boyfriend contacted me out of the blue today after years of no-contact. Odd day.

If I don't post tomorrow tell my parents I loved them..lol

TreasureBucks · 06-04-2006, 02:18 PM

maybe its a sign.

KRL · 06-04-2006, 02:22 PM

MaddCaz · 06-04-2006, 02:23 PM

throw a flaming cross at em

TreasureBucks · 06-04-2006, 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarah_webinc

Okay now I am worried. So, it started to rain and just now I heard a 'clunk' sound outside the front door. I went out and a big chunk of the concrete that my house is made out of was laying outisde the door. Obviously it fell off.

Combine that with that I just got done watching a download of the Davinci Code and an ex-boyfriend contacted me out of the blue today after years of no-contact. Odd day.

If I don't post tomorrow tell my parents I loved them..lol

I had a really weird experience after watching a movie. My and the wife went to see , "grudge" ...ok.. not the greatest movie in the world, but the wife wanted to see it.

So we leave the movie theatre, and head over to the post office to pick up some mail. Big post office, lots of hallways. Ok, so I was kind of freaked out after watching that movie, and then being in an empty post office.

Before I open my po box Im freaking out thinking theres gonna be someones face on the other side of my po box door. That didnt happen, so I relaxed a little... then the automatic doors on the post office open by themselves.

I said "what you coming in for?" to my wife. I didnt see her, just heard the doors open, and there wasnt anyone else in the parking lot. I walked out to the end of the hallway, where i could see the door and our car, and the wife was still in the car.

Needless to say, i got the fuck out of there, and got back in the car, noticed the clock saying it was 12:00 midnight.

crockett · 06-04-2006, 02:29 PM

It's a disease only shouting obscenities at them will help.

MandyBlake · 06-04-2006, 02:57 PM

oh man that would drive me insane lol

reynold · 06-04-2006, 06:50 PM

Careful, they will be back...

06-04-2006, 08:14 AM	#1
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Christians just invaded the front of my house All of these places are connected by a big walkway. All of a sudden I heard people singing and drums. So, I look out of my door and there is about 50 people carrying a 'Love Jesus' signs and singing loudly walking down the walkway. They then stop right outside of my door and sing for five minutes before leaving. Very odd and me without access to my camera.

06-04-2006, 08:16 AM	#2
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Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	Okay now I am worried. So, it started to rain and just now I heard a 'clunk' sound outside the front door. I went out and a big chunk of the concrete that my house is made out of was laying outisde the door. Obviously it fell off. Combine that with that I just got done watching a download of the Davinci Code and an ex-boyfriend contacted me out of the blue today after years of no-contact. Odd day. If I don't post tomorrow tell my parents I loved them..lol

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