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TheFLY · 05-28-2002, 09:03 PM

Ok here is my RANT for tonight!

Now how many of you people remember the "OLD" days, when products like milk containers had the text, "SHAKE WELL" -- ???

Weren't those the good ole' days?

They days when businesses actually cared about people! They wanted to be nice enough to let you all know how to enjoy their product! Of course... SHAKE WELL makes the MILK taste better! How kind of them! Of course I need milk anyway -- that's why I'm buying it -- but -- they really didn't have to go out of their way to tell me to "SHAKE WELL". So these were good people -- back in the day.

NOW they add "BUY OFTEN".

Now this is almost like a hypnotic suggestion! They already have you thinking that they are considerate with the first part "SHAKE WELL" -- so your brain says to itself, "This was nice of them to say -- thanks milk guys!!" -- SO your brain automatically will make the most direct possible association of what intention is behind BUY OFTEN -- the intention being to always buy fresh milk, BECAUSE fresh milk *TASTES* better... Now you see -- your brain makes the TASTE analogy -- whether or not your mind is aware of it -- TASTE and MILK and SHAKE and WELL -- it all connects together with the feeling that your body experiences when you are drinking milk -- the nourishment, pleasure, etc.

SO now we HAVE TO THINK about that text, "BUY OFTEN" -- now we know this is a greedy contemporary business -- in our own time we KNOW that businesses care more about PROFITS than they do about PEOPLE. So the BUY OFTEN as a *double* meaning! TASTE and PROFIT are respective meanings of "BUY OFTEN".

So now we HAVE TO THINK -- "Who was the first little corporate FUCK that decided to *change* all our fucking milk containers with this *NEW* text that we can use to fucking hypnotize MILK DRINKERS into believing that we are trying to help them -- meanwhile we are hypnotizing them into buying more MILK so we can make our profit goal for the next quarter!????" -- Who was that little corporate fuck? Or was he a CREATIVE GENIUS!? Someone like TheFLY maybe? So next time you drink milk -- THINK ABOUT THIS!!! And think about TheFLY and how he helped you to avoid BEING HYPNOTIZED!!!

So Long...

TheFLY

boneprone · 05-28-2002, 09:05 PM

"GEE TheFLY is trying to hypnotize GFY again!!!"

Brown Bear · 05-28-2002, 09:06 PM

My milk cartons don't say "Buy Often"

I don't have your problems

Amputate Your Head · 05-28-2002, 09:07 PM

my toilet paper says "Wipe often"

Babaganoosh · 05-28-2002, 09:08 PM

Damn dude, you'd better check the expiration date on that milk. Something tells me there is something seriously wrong with it.

Babaganoosh · 05-28-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
my toilet paper says "Wipe often"

You're shitting me...?

FlyingIguana · 05-28-2002, 09:10 PM

my surfers always shake well

BV · 05-28-2002, 09:14 PM

Milk is for babies!
Grow up son!
Start drinking pussy juice!
NO expiration dates needed................

Exxxotica · 05-28-2002, 09:18 PM

...I dont get it?

NzDesignz · 05-28-2002, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
my toilet paper says "Wipe often"

TheFLY · 05-28-2002, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by FlyingIguana
my surfers always shake well

So are you suggesting that your surfers don't BUY OFTEN????

That is not good.

Are you sure that I want to do business with you now?

NzDesignz · 05-28-2002, 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Armed & Hammered

You're shitting me...?

Just tops off the joke

TheFLY · 05-28-2002, 09:27 PM

never mind

FlyingIguana · 05-28-2002, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY

So are you suggesting that your surfers don't BUY OFTEN????

That is not good.

Are you sure that I want to do business with you now?

i think every surfer should buy what i tell them too.

~Z~ · 05-28-2002, 09:46 PM

i think every surfer should buy what i tell them too.

RIGHT!

BV · 05-28-2002, 10:06 PM

confucious say:
girl with milk on her upper lip.................
fill in the blank______

WTF? · 05-28-2002, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
Ok here is my RANT for tonight!

Now how many of you people remember the "OLD" days, when products like milk containers had the text, "SHAKE WELL" -- ???

Weren't those the good ole' days?

They days when businesses actually cared about people! They wanted to be nice enough to let you all know how to enjoy their product! Of course... SHAKE WELL makes the MILK taste better! How kind of them! Of course I need milk anyway -- that's why I'm buying it -- but -- they really didn't have to go out of their way to tell me to "SHAKE WELL". So these were good people -- back in the day.

NOW they add "BUY OFTEN".

Now this is almost like a hypnotic suggestion! They already have you thinking that they are considerate with the first part "SHAKE WELL" -- so your brain says to itself, "This was nice of them to say -- thanks milk guys!!" -- SO your brain automatically will make the most direct possible association of what intention is behind BUY OFTEN -- the intention being to always buy fresh milk, BECAUSE fresh milk *TASTES* better... Now you see -- your brain makes the TASTE analogy -- whether or not your mind is aware of it -- TASTE and MILK and SHAKE and WELL -- it all connects together with the feeling that your body experiences when you are drinking milk -- the nourishment, pleasure, etc.

SO now we HAVE TO THINK about that text, "BUY OFTEN" -- now we know this is a greedy contemporary business -- in our own time we KNOW that businesses care more about PROFITS than they do about PEOPLE. So the BUY OFTEN as a *double* meaning! TASTE and PROFIT are respective meanings of "BUY OFTEN".

So now we HAVE TO THINK -- "Who was the first little corporate FUCK that decided to *change* all our fucking milk containers with this *NEW* text that we can use to fucking hypnotize MILK DRINKERS into believing that we are trying to help them -- meanwhile we are hypnotizing them into buying more MILK so we can make our profit goal for the next quarter!????" -- Who was that little corporate fuck? Or was he a CREATIVE GENIUS!? Someone like TheFLY maybe? So next time you drink milk -- THINK ABOUT THIS!!! And think about TheFLY and how he helped you to avoid BEING HYPNOTIZED!!!

So Long...

TheFLY

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cherrylula · 05-28-2002, 10:46 PM

Why would you need to shake milk?

Is your milk chunky or pulpy? hehe EWW

TheFLY · 05-28-2002, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Brown Bear
My milk cartons don't say "Buy Often"

I don't have your problems

So you ran ALL the way to the fridge to check just because of my post?! Hahaha....

WTF? · 05-28-2002, 11:02 PM

If your over 2 years old, than your body does not need ANY milk, it's useless!!! If anything, it's bad for ya!

Why da fuck do you think their new motto is "Drink milk, love life"? Because they have nothing else to say about it. Its useless.

******

Sorry, I dont usually post such long posts

So Drink milk, Love life, and GFY ...

05-28-2002, 09:03 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Shake Well & Buy Often Ok here is my RANT for tonight! Now how many of you people remember the "OLD" days, when products like milk containers had the text, "SHAKE WELL" -- ??? Weren't those the good ole' days? They days when businesses actually cared about people! They wanted to be nice enough to let you all know how to enjoy their product! Of course... SHAKE WELL makes the MILK taste better! How kind of them! Of course I need milk anyway -- that's why I'm buying it -- but -- they really didn't have to go out of their way to tell me to "SHAKE WELL". So these were good people -- back in the day. NOW they add "BUY OFTEN". Now this is almost like a hypnotic suggestion! They already have you thinking that they are considerate with the first part "SHAKE WELL" -- so your brain says to itself, "This was nice of them to say -- thanks milk guys!!" -- SO your brain automatically will make the most direct possible association of what intention is behind BUY OFTEN -- the intention being to always buy fresh milk, BECAUSE fresh milk TASTES better... Now you see -- your brain makes the TASTE analogy -- whether or not your mind is aware of it -- TASTE and MILK and SHAKE and WELL -- it all connects together with the feeling that your body experiences when you are drinking milk -- the nourishment, pleasure, etc. SO now we HAVE TO THINK about that text, "BUY OFTEN" -- now we know this is a greedy contemporary business -- in our own time we KNOW that businesses care more about PROFITS than they do about PEOPLE. So the BUY OFTEN as a double meaning! TASTE and PROFIT are respective meanings of "BUY OFTEN". So now we HAVE TO THINK -- "Who was the first little corporate FUCK that decided to change all our fucking milk containers with this NEW text that we can use to fucking hypnotize MILK DRINKERS into believing that we are trying to help them -- meanwhile we are hypnotizing them into buying more MILK so we can make our profit goal for the next quarter!????" -- Who was that little corporate fuck? Or was he a CREATIVE GENIUS!? Someone like TheFLY maybe? So next time you drink milk -- THINK ABOUT THIS!!! And think about TheFLY and how he helped you to avoid BEING HYPNOTIZED!!! So Long... TheFLY

05-28-2002, 09:05 PM	#2
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05-28-2002, 09:08 PM	#5
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05-28-2002, 09:07 PM	#4
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	my toilet paper says "Wipe often"

05-28-2002, 09:10 PM	#7
FlyingIguana aspiring banker Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: toronto Posts: 10,870	my surfers always shake well

05-28-2002, 09:14 PM	#8
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	Milk is for babies! Grow up son! Start drinking pussy juice! NO expiration dates needed................

05-28-2002, 09:27 PM	#13
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	never mind Last edited by TheFLY; 05-28-2002 at 09:42 PM..

05-28-2002, 09:46 PM	#15
~Z~ Registered User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: dallas,texas,usa Posts: 94	i think every surfer should buy what i tell them too. RIGHT! __________________ ~Z~ M.Zabel Productions Extraordinary Fetish Content

05-28-2002, 10:06 PM	#16
BV wtf Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Bikini State, FL USA Posts: 10,914	confucious say: girl with milk on her upper lip................. fill in the blank______ Last edited by BV; 05-28-2002 at 10:08 PM..

05-28-2002, 10:46 PM	#18
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Why would you need to shake milk? Is your milk chunky or pulpy? hehe EWW

05-28-2002, 11:02 PM	#20
WTF? Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 264	If your over 2 years old, than your body does not need ANY milk, it's useless!!! If anything, it's bad for ya! Why da fuck do you think their new motto is "Drink milk, love life"? Because they have nothing else to say about it. Its useless. ****** Sorry, I dont usually post such long posts So Drink milk, Love life, and GFY ... __________________ ..