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RedShoe · 05-28-2002, 05:56 PM

Thought you nerds might like this (as much as I did)

33 Suggestive Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy

Star Wars

"Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!"
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"
"Put that thing away before you get us all killed."
"You've got something jammed in here real good."
"Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
"You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
"Sorry about the mess..."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"
"She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

The Empire Strikes Back

"I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
"There's an awful lot of moisture in here."
"But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..."
"That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while."
"Hurry up, golden-rod..."
"I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?"
"Possible he came in through the south entrance."
"And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
"Control, control! You must learn control!"

Return of the Jedi

"What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work."
"Hey, point that thing someplace else."
"I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master."
"You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?"
"I never knew I had it in me."
"Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab."
"There is good in him, I've felt it."
"If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit."
"I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can."
"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" with "A little higher, just a little higher."
"Short help's better than no help at all."
"Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one."
"Back door, huh? Good idea!"

cherrylula · 05-28-2002, 05:58 PM

Hey, is George Lucas gay?

RedShoe · 05-28-2002, 05:59 PM

My favorite.
"Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

g33k · 05-28-2002, 06:01 PM

hahahaha

chodadog · 05-28-2002, 06:06 PM

Hahaha!

ADIDAS · 05-28-2002, 06:13 PM

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" with "A little higher, just a little higher."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Brings a whole new light to Han and Chewie!

foe · 05-28-2002, 06:21 PM

"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" with "A little higher, just a little higher."

LOL

NetRodent · 05-28-2002, 07:05 PM

How could you forget:

Vader: My son is with them.
Palpatine: Are you sure?
Vader: I've felt him, my master.
Palpatine: Strange that I have not.

MikeyBoy · 05-28-2002, 08:12 PM

lol now thats some funny shit!

05-28-2002, 05:56 PM	#1
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Funny Star Wars shit Thought you nerds might like this (as much as I did) 33 Suggestive Lines from the Star Wars Trilogy Star Wars "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" "Put that thing away before you get us all killed." "You've got something jammed in here real good." "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?" "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought." "Sorry about the mess..." "Look at the size of that thing!" "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!" "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid." The Empire Strikes Back "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me." "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?" "There's an awful lot of moisture in here." "But now we must eat. Cum, good food, cumm..." "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for a while." "Hurry up, golden-rod..." "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh kid?" "Possible he came in through the south entrance." "And I thought they smelled bad on the outside!" "Control, control! You must learn control!" Return of the Jedi "What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work." "Hey, point that thing someplace else." "I look forward to completing your training. In time you will call me master." "You're a jittery little thing, aren't you?" "I never knew I had it in me." "Someone must've told them about my little maneuver at the battle of Taanab." "There is good in him, I've felt it." "If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit." "I assure you, Lord Vader, my men are working as fast as they can." "Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" with "A little higher, just a little higher." "Short help's better than no help at all." "Hey, Luke, thanks for coming after me -- now I owe you one." "Back door, huh? Good idea!" __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

05-28-2002, 05:59 PM	#3
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	My favorite. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?" __________________ SPECIALTY COSTUMES • PROPS • FX Superheroes • Monsters • Robots PM for details For any manufacturing needs. Adult or otherwise. aka BonsHigh on Insta Bonsai weed plants

05-28-2002, 06:06 PM	#5
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05-28-2002, 06:13 PM	#6
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05-28-2002, 07:05 PM	#8
NetRodent Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: In the walls of your house. Posts: 3,985	How could you forget: Vader: My son is with them. Palpatine: Are you sure? Vader: I've felt him, my master. Palpatine: Strange that I have not. __________________ "Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats." --H.L. Mencken Last edited by NetRodent; 05-28-2002 at 07:07 PM..

05-28-2002, 05:58 PM	#2
cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	Hey, is George Lucas gay?

05-28-2002, 06:01 PM	#4
g33k Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 175	hahahaha

05-28-2002, 06:21 PM	#7
foe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: CT Posts: 5,246	"Grab me, Chewie. I'm slipping- hold on. Grab it, almost...you almost got it. Gently now, all right, easy, easy, hold me, Chewie. Chewie!" with "A little higher, just a little higher." LOL

05-28-2002, 08:12 PM	#9
MikeyBoy Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 537	lol now thats some funny shit!