Heart transplants - need tips and pointers - GoFuckYourself.com

SilentKnight · 06-26-2006, 09:29 PM

I've never actually done a heart transplant, and know less than diddly-squat about it...but thought it'd be a great hobby to get into on weekends for shits 'n giggles.

Any bona fide doctors here that have a half dozen years or so of medical schooling and years of experience doing transplants?

I don't wanna spend a lot of time learning all the unnecessary junk and stuff. I just want the Coles Notes version please.

Tips and advice would be greatly appreciated.

BoyAlley · 06-26-2006, 09:29 PM

Diligent · 06-26-2006, 10:51 PM

So... We'll be able to read about You in the papers soon..?

Dagwolf · 06-26-2006, 10:53 PM

Yeah, don't use anaesthetic. It's dangerous.

sacX · 06-26-2006, 11:10 PM

sorry, only had experience on the liver transplant team.

CaptainHowdy · 06-26-2006, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Diligent

So... We'll be able to read about You in the papers soon..?

ROFL

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bknoob · 06-26-2006, 11:16 PM

BigBen · 06-26-2006, 11:20 PM

A spatula, a pairing knife, some fishing line, and a bottle of Fresh Burst Listerine is all you need. Works every time.

Antonio · 06-26-2006, 11:43 PM

wash your hands once a week, it's important

also in order to be fully quialified and avoid costly lawsuits watch 2 episodes of ER

hope that helps

biftek · 06-27-2006, 12:22 AM

for a low low price of just $19.95 plus $10p/h , i can send you a vid on diy heart transplants , but called in the next 10mins and you will also get diy lung transplants
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tony286 · 06-27-2006, 12:28 AM

Is there a doctor in the house ? lol You have been hanging out in scary places too long lol

gooddomains · 06-27-2006, 12:33 AM

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Originally Posted by bknoob

LOL LOL

SilentKnight · 06-27-2006, 04:50 AM

Actually, the initial post was inspired after reading one of those umpteenth "I just bought a new camera - how do I take good pictures?" threads.

Rather than replying, "Its called a college course...sign up for one," - I thought I'd roll the dice and see if I could learn to do heart surgery in a few quick easy steps.

xclusive · 06-27-2006, 05:05 AM

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06-26-2006, 09:29 PM	#1
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Heart transplants - need tips and pointers I've never actually done a heart transplant, and know less than diddly-squat about it...but thought it'd be a great hobby to get into on weekends for shits 'n giggles. Any bona fide doctors here that have a half dozen years or so of medical schooling and years of experience doing transplants? I don't wanna spend a lot of time learning all the unnecessary junk and stuff. I just want the Coles Notes version please. Tips and advice would be greatly appreciated.

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BigBen Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: scv Posts: 2,299	A spatula, a pairing knife, some fishing line, and a bottle of Fresh Burst Listerine is all you need. Works every time.

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	wash your hands once a week, it's important also in order to be fully quialified and avoid costly lawsuits watch 2 episodes of ER hope that helps

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biftek So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 1,030	for a low low price of just $19.95 plus $10p/h , i can send you a vid on diy heart transplants , but called in the next 10mins and you will also get diy lung transplants that's 2 amazing diy books for a low low price of just $19.95 , plus $10p/h

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tony286 lurker Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: atlanta Posts: 57,021	Is there a doctor in the house ? lol You have been hanging out in scary places too long lol

06-27-2006, 04:50 AM	#13
SilentKnight Megan Fox's fluffer Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: shooting pool in Elysium Posts: 24,818	Actually, the initial post was inspired after reading one of those umpteenth "I just bought a new camera - how do I take good pictures?" threads. Rather than replying, "Its called a college course...sign up for one," - I thought I'd roll the dice and see if I could learn to do heart surgery in a few quick easy steps.