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Old 06-19-2006, 05:14 AM   #51
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I heard the Broward County jail sucks, so I'm offering him a legal way to settle it.
it does! They serve tart oranges for breakfast!!!!!
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Old 06-19-2006, 05:15 AM   #52
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i have no idea what this is all about but hey...... it smells like drama so im here.
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i have no idea what this is all about but hey...... it smells like drama so im here.
Will you be willing to donate to Joesho´s lawyer, so that the legal bill from this waiver will not kill Joesho, before his fight with Anthony.
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Will you be willing to donate to Joesho´s lawyer, so that the legal bill from this waiver will not kill Joesho, before his fight with Anthony.

yes, I would.
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i think it is some black linen in here
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Old 06-19-2006, 07:56 AM   #57
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Are you on drugs?
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This is so funny it hurts, gonna hurt more for joe though
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holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


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Old 06-19-2006, 08:25 AM   #60
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holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


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holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


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I hear you. I had scoffed knees, scratched arms, and hyperextended arm from a grappling competition the weekend before the RNGetaway.

Joe is the one threatning, I'm giving him a legal way to do it.

I'm doing the world a service.

Btw, I'm 250, Joe is over 330.

Show up at my door at 6am, and you'll have a 1911 in your face. God I love the US and it's gun laws!!!
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i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol
What if you are not home?
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I know some Ians..but i am not one of them

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Show up at my door at 6am, and you'll have a 1911 in your face. God I love the US and it's gun laws!!!
word of the wise from my personal experience:
when you THINK about waking up Anthony, make sure that weapons are not within his reach. I HAD TO wake him once and him pointing 9 mm with eyes not fully awaken wasn't most pleasant, but VERY memorable expereince.
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Does Joesho own a gun?

Guns in Florida are easy to obtain, therefore the answer is:
Most Likely. His 300lb are "lethal waepon" all by itself
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Boudreaux, the smoothest-talking Cajun in the Louisiana National Guard, got called up to active duty. Boudreaux's first assignment was to a military induction center.

Because he was a good talker, they assigned him the duty of advising new recruits about government benefits, especially the GI insurance to which they were entitled.

The officer in charge soon noticed that Boudreaux was getting a 99% sign-up rate for the more expensive supplemental form of GI insurance. This was remarkable, because it cost these low-income recruits $30.00 per month for the higher coverage, compared to what the government was already providing at no charge.The officer decided he'd sit in the back of the room at the next briefing and observe Boudreaux's sales pitch.

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If you takes out da supplemental insurans, which cost you only t'irty dollars a mons, den da the governmen' gots ta pay you beneficiary $200,000!

"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?
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I think I will sponsor a Mojito bar for this.

Anthony, I have been working out. I may need some tips. I want to get into ultimate fighting but I don't want to get hit.
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I think I will sponsor a Mojito bar for this.

Anthony, I have been working out. I may need some tips. I want to get into ultimate fighting but I don't want to get hit.
Perfect Cory!!!

http://matbattle.com

They don't hit each other here. Well, not in the way you are thinking.
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THAT's new, but expecting Joesho to have one decent and honarable bone in his body is even more ridiculous.
how about 1 witness??? ME
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Did Joe ever post in this thread?

If not, it's a pretty good sign that he ran away so I think it's safe to say you won by default.

CONGRATS!

UNLESS, he's still talking smack on ICQ. Then all you have to do is post it on here.
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how about 1 witness??? ME
Jules,

It's never gonna happen...

Joe is now adding that he want's no witnesses, no seconds, no refs, just me and him.

We agreed 2 days ago to a "Sparring Match" and that parties would sign waivers for damage, and he was good with that.

Soon as I served him the draft for the waivers, he started putting up conditions to fight.

Now if I dont follow him out to the beach when he sees me, I'm a bitch.
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It's never gonna happen...

Joe is now adding that he want's no witnesses, no seconds, no refs, just me and him.
He just wants to suck your cock.....that's all.
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Just a mention of MOJITO and you fall madly in Love .........what a Slut
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i think fighting is for kids, but if you're going to do it the legal way is the only way. it would be stupid for you guys to end up in jail for fighting. smart move on anthonys part.
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For me, fighting is a sport. Boxing, Wrestling, Martial Arts, MMA... all of these take an extraordinary amount of training and skill.

Beside, trix are for kids.
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You mean lack of gun laws, right Ant?

What's up buddy... I'm taking bets at 12 to 1 in your favor.
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What's up buddy... I'm taking bets at 12 to 1 in your favor.
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I am hurt you would put the odds so low. I have 66:1 right now, in Vegas.

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Did Joe ever post in this thread?

If not, it's a pretty good sign that he ran away so I think it's safe to say you won by default.
This is Joesho chance to prove that he is a no bullshitter and poser... a man of his word, a man to be trusted, and respected. If he is as smart as he claims, then he will stand by what he said, and do this fight!

If he does not... what does he then have left?
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WG, my sincere apologies, didnt mean to demean you........just hope you're not going to challenge me to a fight
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I am hurt you would put the odds so low. I have 66:1 right now, in Vegas.

Hell, I quoted the odds it'll take place at all.
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Oh, in that case, those are good odds!!!
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Actual where is Joesho... hiding under his desk?
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I think $100 bill from me and Anthony body damage release form put him in a very bad and depressing mood.
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holy fuck..can this place get any more pathetic

two 250lb guys bitching about each other and wanting to roll around on the ground.

i like the silent approach...dont say anything just show up at their front door at 6am...oooh look at me..im a a big tough guy on gfy...lol


GROW THE FUCK UP

both of you woould probably sprain an ankle on the way to the buffet table


fuck
just for the record: anyone that shows up at my house at 6am gets eaten by my dog.
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"Now," Boudreaux concluded, "which bunch you tink dey gonna send ta Iraq first?
whats even funnier than the joke is that there probably is some truth to it...
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100lbs Pit Bull.

Red Nose.

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I have tried to choke it, it turned it's head and licked me.

Have a good time trying
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I think $100 bill from me and Anthony body damage release form put him in a very bad and depressing mood.
I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

Good thing we have the "thread bump"
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I bet he will come back in a few days/weeks/months with total memory loss of what has happen.

Good thing we have the "thread bump"
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Its impossible to put a value on truth, justice and freedom - my payment is knowing that they are all served to the bullshitters and posers of the world!
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:11 AM   #97
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Joe, if you have $25,000,000 then why are you trying to dodge a $100 bill?
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:18 AM   #98
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And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:34 AM   #99
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And why is Joesho putting his dick in between his legs and running away LIKE A LITTLE GIRL?
'cuz his courage is equal to the number of millions he has at his disposal
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Old 06-20-2006, 04:51 AM   #100
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I love this game :-)
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