GFY mods - time to ban notabook?

[Vasago Reno]

this troll advocates killing and torturing cats at every opportunity, and seems to exist here for the sole purpose of harassing and agitating members.

we could all do without his presence.

[fallenmuffin]

No! you can't ban him.. stop trolling n00b.

[Madcatz]

Who would want to harm a poor little kitty.


me0w

[The Ghost]

I hear he's/she's against books.

[fallenmuffin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech

Long live notabook and his crazy ways.

[Madcatz]

Yeah its freedom of speech, but this is a privatly owned board ;-)

[notabook]

Originally Posted by The Ghost

I hear he's/she's against books.

Damn straight man. Damn straight. In order I'm against: Books, Cats, and Hypocrits.

As for Vasagagggaggo, check out some of these jewels from his previous post directory:

?You work in a crematorium? ?

?Finally - a sensible thread. ?

?Ain't that the truth.?

Yeah? you?re the *real* cream of the crop VasaggagaGgo.

[notabook]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech

Long live notabook and his crazy ways.

WTF fallen? Free speech is no longer allowed in George Bush?s America! You?ll get a visit from people in a silent black helicopter for just saying that!

[Vasago Reno]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech

Long live notabook and his crazy ways.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

seems to fit the definition.

[Spunky]

I've seen much worse on here

[notabook]

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

seems to fit the definition.

90% of my posts are filled with information that's vital to the survival of the human race, not full of troll shit. BTW, 75% of statistics are made up on the spot.

[Vasago Reno]

Originally Posted by Spunky

I've seen much worse on here

me too, but I never knew it came down to a choice between the lesser of two weevils.

[Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE]

bump for notabook!

[fallenmuffin]

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_troll

seems to fit the definition.

He said something about a cat.. posted a few pics of dead cats and you run to the mods and cry for censorship. Thats why america is the way it is and we only see boobies on over priced bullshit channels only after 11pm.

Originally Posted by Madcatz

Yeah its freedom of speech, but this is a privatly owned board ;-)

You've been here a day.. and i'm 99.8% sure you're a minor.

Originally Posted by notabook

WTF fallen? Free speech is no longer allowed in George Bush?s America! You?ll get a visit from people in a silent black helicopter for just saying that!

I'm fightin' the cause brother

[Liquid Houdini]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

You've been here a day.. and i'm 99.8% sure you're a minor.

Yeah, silly. Everyone knows you must be here at least 48 hours before you're able to spot a troll.

[notabook]

Originally Posted by Liquid Houdini

Yeah, silly. Everyone knows you must be here at least 48 hours before you're able to spot a troll.

Most of you don't realize that I'm an amazingly complicated person. I have two distinct personas; I would even go as far as saying I have a dual personality disorder. One of them has an extreme hatred for cats, books, and hypocrites. I call this one ?Not A Book?. My other persona seems to rather care for books, cats, and hypocrites even though he was raped at a book at a very young age, molested by a cat two years later, and gangbanged by a group of hypocrites when he was attempting to buy stock in Archer-Daniels-Midland (and although he did indeed get the stock, his ass still reels in pain). I call this personality 'Submissive'. Now, Submissive and Not a Book rarely get along with one another even though they are perfectly aware that the other exists, which is why such conflict ensues in the posts that are inevitably typed up. Now, if you've read all of that you may be wondering "Hey... it doesn't sound like either of those personalities is typing up this shit!" Well you would be right. I'm the secret third personality that neither Not a Book nor Submissive know about, I call myself Pedwick. I would rather not let them know I exist, so don't you tell them about me... if you ever do, I'll fucking kill you in the most brutal way possible that I know of - with the horrifically delightful music of Celine Dion.

[fallenmuffin]

Originally Posted by notabook

Most of you don't realize that I'm an amazingly complicated person. I have two distinct personas; I would even go as far as saying I have a dual personality disorder. One of them has an extreme hatred for cats, books, and hypocrites. I call this one ?Not A Book?. My other persona seems to rather care for books, cats, and hypocrites even though he was raped at a book at a very young age, molested by a cat two years later, and gangbanged by a group of hypocrites when he was attempting to buy stock in Archer-Daniels-Midland (and although he did indeed get the stock, his ass still reels in pain). I call this personality 'Submissive'. Now, Submissive and Not a Book rarely get along with one another even though they are perfectly aware that the other exists, which is why such conflict ensues in the posts that are inevitably typed up. Now, if you've read all of that you may be wondering "Hey... it doesn't sound like either of those personalities is typing up this shit!" Well you would be right. I'm the secret third personality that neither Not a Book nor Submissive know about, I call myself Pedwick. I would rather not let them know I exist, so don't you tell them about me... if you ever do, I'll fucking kill you in the most brutal way possible that I know of - with the horrifically delightful music of Celine Dion.

See.. how can you ban this guy.


edit: @ Archer-Daniels-Midland

[notabook]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

See.. how can you ban this guy.


edit: @ Archer-Daniels-Midland

The sad thing fallen? I really *do* have quite a bit of stock in ADM It?s like the most useless stock for me atm. I really hope it goes up in value soon, or George Bush gets on TV and says: ?People of Earth: All your Oil Are Belong to Us? and reveals his true form as Emperor Xenu?s right-hand man, and steals every drop of oil from this rock. That way Ethanol stock would have to go up?. right..?

[Vasago Reno]

Originally Posted by notabook

Most of you don't realize that I'm an amazingly complicated person. I have two distinct personas; I would even go as far as saying I have a dual personality disorder. One of them has an extreme hatred for cats, books, and hypocrites. I call this one hahaha8216;Not A Bookhahaha8217;. My other persona seems to rather care for books, cats, and hypocrites even though he was raped at a book at a very young age, molested by a cat two years later, and gangbanged by a group of hypocrites when he was attempting to buy stock in Archer-Daniels-Midland (and although he did indeed get the stock, his ass still reels in pain). I call this personality 'Submissive'. Now, Submissive and Not a Book rarely get along with one another even though they are perfectly aware that the other exists, which is why such conflict ensues in the posts that are inevitably typed up. Now, if you've read all of that you may be wondering "Hey... it doesn't sound like either of those personalities is typing up this shit!" Well you would be right. I'm the secret third personality that neither Not a Book nor Submissive know about, I call myself Pedwick. I would rather not let them know I exist, so don't you tell them about me... if you ever do, I'll fucking kill you in the most brutal way possible that I know of - with the horrifically delightful music of Celine Dion.

do go on. excuse me if I stop reading when we reach the part about you playing in the feces of your dead grandmother.

[fallenmuffin]

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

do go on. excuse me if I stop reading when we reach the part about you playing in the feces of your dead grandmother.

And they call the act.. THE ARISTOCRATS!

[notabook]

Originally Posted by Vasago Reno

do go on. excuse me if I stop reading when we reach the part about you playing in the feces of your dead grandmother.

Actually no, the post had no mention of grandmother feces! I was going to put that in there as well and maybe something about flying robots, because well robots with wings can fly really awesome like (as long as they are mechanical wings and not biological wings like a grasshopper because insect wings suck when compared to the obviously superior nature of METAL). Anyways, taxi cabs are pretty yellow much like the few drops left in these empty bottles of Piss in a Bottle? lying all around the floor. Speaking of which, the makers of Piss in a Bottle? are set to release a new product in the next couple of days that will totally blow it out of the water. I hear they are starting up an IPO and selling 9 million stocks to raise money to send a hamburger into space for six months to see what the effects of such low gravity have on it. Can?t wait, it?ll be money well spent.

[notabook]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

And they call the act.. THE ARISTOCRATS!

HAHAHA I was really surprised that they got Robin Williams to do that joke for the DVD lmao. Then again he did play Spore at E3

[fatal attraction]

Vasago Reno
Registered User


Join Date: Mar 2006

And already you think you can get someone banned? If he bothers you, put him on ignore.

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by notabook

Click the link for the HOTTEST pussy you'll ever see.

http://blogger.xs4all.nl/daarom/arch...7/07/1922.aspx

seen more than one person banned for posting this link................you write well and i like your posts but you are acting like a fool........

[notabook]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

seen more than one person banned for posting this link................you write well and i like your posts but you are acting like a fool........

Yeah, I stopped posting that link as well as too many people were offended by it. I?m really not here to openly offend anyone. I really think people need to be aware of the real threat that cats represent to human kind. Most scientists seem to think that humans have stopped evolving because we are lazy fucks? cats on the other hand still can improve themselves 10,000 fold. What are we going to do when cats develop a language, a culture, an ability to come up with methods of destroying us? Sure they look innocent enough and honestly I wasn't aware so many people here loved the kitties, but soon, very soon, cats are going to show their true colors like Dolphins have in the past. Regardless, everybody has their particular poison I guess. Mine is salt and vinegar potato chips.

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by notabook

Y I?m really not here to openly offend anyone. .

dude just stfu

Originally Posted by notabook

This thread needs FAR MORE cat photos:

you can write all the paragraphs you want but you are full of shit

[notabook]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

dude just stfu


you can write all the paragraphs you want but you are full of shit

How could you ever be offended by pictures of dead cats? The American media have pictures of DEAD HUMAN BEINGS on tv all the time. They plastered the dead pic of Al Zarqawi for weeks. So it's ok to post pics of DEAD HUMAN BEINGS but when it comes to cats, which are by far the greatest thread that humanity has EVER FACED, that's wrong? Oh get off your high horse you fucking hypocrite.

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by notabook

How could you ever be offended by pictures of dead cats? The American media have pictures of DEAD HUMAN BEINGS on tv all the time. They plastered the dead pic of Al Zarqawi for weeks. So it's ok to post pics of DEAD HUMAN BEINGS but when it comes to cats, which are by far the greatest thread that humanity has EVER FACED, that's wrong? Oh get off your high horse you fucking hypocrite.

comparing news media to comming into a thread where someone is posting a pic of their kitten and tossing in dead cats is an obvious attempt to stir up shit.....you can act as smart as you want but you are looking stupider with each passing second

[notabook]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

comparing news media to comming into a thread where someone is posting a pic of their kitten and tossing in dead cats is an obvious attempt to stir up shit.....you can act as smart as you want but you are looking stupider with each passing second

Hey buster, I like posting random shit (such as gay porn) as much as the next guy. In fact probably more so. I especially love your various photochop jobs as well! In fact I might as go as far to say that some of them are OFFENSIVE!!!!!11one OMG, if I was a liberal pussie hippie I may even get offended at them and bitch on and on and on and just cry all the time, but guess what? I'm not. I enjoy life far too much to get offended at the least little thing such as tacos coming out of the vaginas of pop stars. But if you wanna keep on being a nice little hypocrite, don?t let me stop you. You have more offensive photochops to make :D

[BusterBunny]

Originally Posted by notabook

Hey buster, I like posting random shit (such as gay porn) as much as the next guy. In fact probably more so. I especially love your various photochop jobs as well! In fact I might as go as far to say that some of them are OFFENSIVE!!!!!11one OMG, if I was a liberal pussie hippie I may even get offended at them and bitch on and on and on and just cry all the time, but guess what? I'm not. I enjoy life far too much to get offended at the least little thing such as tacos coming out of the vaginas of pop stars. But if you wanna keep on being a nice little hypocrite, don?t let me stop you. You have more offensive photochops to make :D

if you wanna try to somehow pawn your foolishness on me go right ahead......
your comparisons suck ass......the end

[notabook]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

if you wanna try to somehow pawn your foolishness on me go right ahead......
your comparisons suck ass......the end

*yawns*
Your post count rises by one!
Your e-penis gains a level!
You gain 5 endurance points!
*yawns*

It's hardly foolish to attempt to warn the masses of the very real threat that books, cats, and hypocrites present to the human race. But to each his own. You can only be warned so many times before you are facing a hypocritical cat wielding a book gun aimed right at your face. Learn to love your cat masters, fool.

[lilith_godess]

Originally Posted by BusterBunny

comparing news media to comming into a thread where someone is posting a pic of their kitten and tossing in dead cats is an obvious attempt to stir up shit.....you can act as smart as you want but you are looking stupider with each passing second

you tell him! every time someone post a pic of his/her cat, this shithead is already there with his shity pics!
i have a cat, and i love it! and those links and pics make me feel bad!

[MaddCaz]

oh who cares

[lilith_godess]

Originally Posted by MaddCaz

oh who cares

well, i care! cause animals are the purest form of life! and they DO NOT deserve to die like this!!!! animals were here before us!

[$5 submissions]

That wikipedia link on trolls is probably one of the better written wiki pages I've seen in a long time. Wow!

[notabook]

Originally Posted by lilith_godess

you tell him! every time someone post a pic of his/her cat, this shithead is already there with his shity pics!
i have a cat, and i love it! and those links and pics make me feel bad!

Lilith... I understand you are from Romania and have difficulties with English (hey, I know no second language and I suck at English so I applaud you greatly for this), but I'll try to sum up everything for you since you obviously have skipped over the vast informative parts of every post I've ever posted.

1. Cats are slowly evolving to become more dangerous than ever before.
2. Books, when wielding by cats, become weapons of mass destruction
3. Hypocrites, which cats can become from reading books, cannot be trusted.

The only thing I've ever posted on here is the truth. Cats want to RAPE YOU and your family. They want to watch you die a horrible death because quite simply put, cats are an abomination that are slowly evolving past their 'cute and furry' feline form. Human beings are pretty much through evolving - we found the niche that we belong in (i.e. being the destroyers of Earth), and we are simply not going beyond it. Cats on the other hand are slowly evolving, and will become the greatest threat the world has ever known. It's just a matter of time Lilith. It's just a matter of time.

Will you be prepared to lay down and kiss the feet of your new feline overlord? Are you prepared to say SIEG KITTY, SIEG KITTY, Heil mein feline Führer? Because that is what it is going to come down to Lilith. You and all of humanity with your liberal hippie values will regret it as soon as the cats start to stand upright and start demanding shit. Have you ever read Puss in Boots (and NO, I do NOT recommend reading ANY BOOK)? Did you think that was just a story? Afraid to disappoint you here, it's not. It's an eyewitness account to one of the first higher evolved cats in existence. If you do happen to read the story (again, I DO NOT advocated reading books) pay close attention to it and see how that cat rose up above man. The same thing will happen again and again if we let it my friend... the same thing will happen again.

[Webby]

Originally Posted by $5 submissions

That wikipedia link on trolls is probably one of the better written wiki pages I've seen in a long time. Wow!

You changing the subject woj?

I think I'll start a business thread...

[lilith_godess]

Originally Posted by notabook

Lilith... I understand you are from Romania and have difficulties with English (hey, I know no second language and I suck at English so I applaud you greatly for this), but I'll try to sum up everything for you since you obviously have skipped over the vast informative parts of every post I've ever posted.

1. Cats are slowly evolving to become more dangerous than ever before.
2. Books, when wielding by cats, become weapons of mass destruction
3. Hypocrites, which cats can become from reading books, cannot be trusted.

The only thing I've ever posted on here is the truth. Cats want to RAPE YOU and your family. They want to watch you die a horrible death because quite simply put, cats are an abomination that are slowly evolving past their 'cute and furry' feline form. Human beings are pretty much through evolving - we found the niche that we belong in (i.e. being the destroyers of Earth), and we are simply not going beyond it. Cats on the other hand are slowly evolving, and will become the greatest threat the world has ever known. It's just a matter of time Lilith. It's just a matter of time.

Will you be prepared to lay down and kiss the feet of your new feline overlord? Are you prepared to say SIEG KITTY, SIEG KITTY, Heil mein feline Führer? Because that is what it is going to come down to Lilith. You and all of humanity with your liberal hippie values will regret it as soon as the cats start to stand upright and start demanding shit. Have you ever read Puss in Boots (and NO, I do NOT recommend reading ANY BOOK)? Did you think that was just a story? Afraid to disappoint you here, it's not. It's an eyewitness account to one of the first higher evolved cats in existence. If you do happen to read the story (again, I DO NOT advocated reading books) pay close attention to it and see how that cat rose up above man. The same thing will happen again and again if we let it my friend... the same thing will happen again.

this is paranoia! you are afraid of cats, aren't you?
look, i understand you don't like 'em, but stop posting those pics! lots of people hate cats, but they do not act like this!
this is paranoia, again!

[giftedtwisted]

Originally Posted by notabook

Lilith... I understand you are from Romania and have difficulties with English (hey, I know no second language and I suck at English so I applaud you greatly for this), but I'll try to sum up everything for you since you obviously have skipped over the vast informative parts of every post I've ever posted.

1. Cats are slowly evolving to become more dangerous than ever before.
2. Books, when wielding by cats, become weapons of mass destruction
3. Hypocrites, which cats can become from reading books, cannot be trusted.

The only thing I've ever posted on here is the truth. Cats want to RAPE YOU and your family. They want to watch you die a horrible death because quite simply put, cats are an abomination that are slowly evolving past their 'cute and furry' feline form. Human beings are pretty much through evolving - we found the niche that we belong in (i.e. being the destroyers of Earth), and we are simply not going beyond it. Cats on the other hand are slowly evolving, and will become the greatest threat the world has ever known. It's just a matter of time Lilith. It's just a matter of time.

Will you be prepared to lay down and kiss the feet of your new feline overlord? Are you prepared to say SIEG KITTY, SIEG KITTY, Heil mein feline Führer? Because that is what it is going to come down to Lilith. You and all of humanity with your liberal hippie values will regret it as soon as the cats start to stand upright and start demanding shit. Have you ever read Puss in Boots (and NO, I do NOT recommend reading ANY BOOK)? Did you think that was just a story? Afraid to disappoint you here, it's not. It's an eyewitness account to one of the first higher evolved cats in existence. If you do happen to read the story (again, I DO NOT advocated reading books) pay close attention to it and see how that cat rose up above man. The same thing will happen again and again if we let it my friend... the same thing will happen again.

i do believe the real enemy is the sponge

[fallenmuffin]

BUMP FOR MORE CAT FIGHTING (pun intended)

[Jace]

if rick latona and the CJ crew didn't get banned for posting videos of cats being burned alive, I seriously doubt someone will get banned for some wierd fantasy he has about cats dying

[giftedtwisted]

Originally Posted by fallenmuffin

BUMP FOR MORE CAT FIGHTING (pun intended)

I second that, cat fights and slapping sliced deli meat on thier asses..

[tunafox]

Oh what a pity, another dead pussy cat pic........

[notabook]

Originally Posted by lilith_godess

this is paranoia! you are afraid of cats, aren't you?
look, i understand you don't like 'em, but stop posting those pics! lots of people hate cats, but they do not act like this!
this is paranoia, again!

Lilith, because I respect you a lot and I care for your well being, I will never post another picture of a cat again, dead or otherwise. But what I speak is NOT paranoia Lilith. Cats are going to turn us into their slaves. They already have so many under their power... you feed them, you take care of them, you 'love' them. Unlike a dog though, a cat retains its independence. It will still go off and find it's own food and do whatever it wants, whenever it wants. Why is this Lilith? Unlike a dog, a cat seem to have its own hidden agenda. I wonder what that agenda is Lilith? While it leeches humanity's valuable resources, all the while gaining support for the feline race, it still maintains its independence so that it will *NEVER* submit to the human race. Because of this, cats pose a threat far more dangerous than anyone on this planet realizes. You think the threat of terrorism is bad? It's nothing compared to the threat that felines pose to the human race if we continue to ignore the very real threat they represent to our very survival.

[Choppa]

Originally Posted by tunafox

Oh what a pity, another dead pussy cat pic........

[BusterBunny]

this thread got funny as hell

[lilith_godess]

Originally Posted by notabook

Lilith, because I respect you a lot and I care for your well being, I will never post another picture of a cat again, dead or otherwise. But what I speak is NOT paranoia Lilith. Cats are going to turn us into their slaves. They already have so many under their power... you feed them, you take care of them, you 'love' them. Unlike a dog though, a cat retains its independence. It will still go off and find it's own food and do whatever it wants, whenever it wants. Why is this Lilith? Unlike a dog, a cat seem to have its own hidden agenda. I wonder what that agenda is Lilith? While it leeches humanity's valuable resources, all the while gaining support for the feline race, it still maintains its independence so that it will *NEVER* submit to the human race. Because of this, cats pose a threat far more dangerous than anyone on this planet realizes. You think the threat of terrorism is bad? It's nothing compared to the threat that felines pose to the human race if we continue to ignore the very real threat they represent to our very survival.

hehe...i don't want you to respect me... i want you to respect all other people that have or love cats!

[Manowar]

there are worse around

[notabook]

Originally Posted by lilith_godess

hehe...i don't want you to respect me... i want you to respect all other people that have or love cats!

Lilith, while I cannot free willingly respect those who choose to actively engage in making cats our overlords, I do respect you. In fact? I.. I love you, I?ve always loved you. I want what?s best for you, what's best for the entire human race. The cats have brainwashed you into thinking you owe them something, that somehow you need to be their guardian. They already have thousands, neigh, millions of human beings doing the same thing for them. PETA, ALF, and other crazed loon organizations actively fight against the betterment of human kind, instead they choose to go against our race and promote those of the likes of the evil feline populous! They would much rather that their cat overlords rule this planet with a cold iron grip and turn our beautiful world into one gigantic litter box with us as the feces. You still have a chance though Lilith to decide for yourself. You can choose to fight the feline machine. You can make a difference, free yourself from the psychological chains that cats have encompassed you with. Break yourself free of their tyrannical grasps. It is still within your power to do so Lilith, you can make a difference in this world! Take a stand: Don?t give in to feline superiority!

[lilith_godess]

Originally Posted by notabook

Lilith, while I cannot free willingly respect those who choose to actively engage in making cats our overlords, I do respect you. In fact? I.. I love you, I?ve always loved you. I want what?s best for you, what's best for the entire human race. The cats have brainwashed you into thinking you owe them something, that somehow you need to be their guardian. They already have thousands, neigh, millions of human beings doing the same thing for them. PETA, ALF, and other crazed loon organizations actively fight against the betterment of human kind, instead they choose to go against our race and promote those of the likes of the evil feline populous! They would much rather that their cat overlords rule this planet with cold iron grip and turn our beautiful world into one gigantic litter box with us as the feces. You still have a chance though Lilith to decide for yourself. You can choose to fight the feline machine. You can make a difference, free yourself from the psychological chains that cats have encompassed you with. Break yourself free of their tyrannical grasps. It is still within your power to do so Lilith, you can make a difference in this world! Take a stand: Don?t give in to feline superiority!

ok...you are over reacting... i think i will ignore you from now on...