Why can't the bastards learn English? - GoFuckYourself.com

Tipsy · 06-01-2002, 04:13 PM

I just feel the need to rant a little. I can cope with 20-30 annoying fucking viruses a day. Set a rule up and junk 'em. What I want to know is why the hell they can't even learn decent English?
I've junked 'em all now so haven't an example to cut and paste but just about all of them are in pigeon oriental English. You'd think if the assholes were going to build a virus they'd learn how to speak/write it first.

Brown Bear · 06-01-2002, 04:15 PM

Me speak english good.

Turboface · 06-01-2002, 04:16 PM

Speak English - or die.

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pr0 · 06-01-2002, 04:20 PM

Jingle Berrs Jingle Berrs Jingr arr the wayyy

Fletch XXX · 06-01-2002, 04:23 PM

*bowl*

pr0 · 06-01-2002, 04:26 PM

On second thought tipsy

"Want an amateur prog that DOES convert/pay and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?"

and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?

Fletch XXX · 06-01-2002, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by pr0
On second thought tipsy

"Want an amateur prog that DOES convert/pay and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?"

and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?

and hasn't a clue.

topal · 06-01-2002, 04:34 PM

viruses are sucks.. i was the one who eat nimda32 before norton created antivirus.. hehe.. but its ok.. and lets speak japaneese guys!..

RaGe · 06-01-2002, 04:40 PM

WTF? · 06-01-2002, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by Brown Bear
Me speak english good.

Its "Me speak english well" not "good"

thepolitician · 06-01-2002, 11:41 PM

LOL thats what we are trying to teach Aaron's models

michaelw · 06-01-2002, 11:51 PM

I think they really do know english, but are just fucking with us

Wiredoctor · 06-01-2002, 11:53 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX
*bowl*

Please share

Babaganoosh · 06-02-2002, 12:09 AM

Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know a second language. Do you? If so, do you speak it so fluently that people who use it as their native language can't tell it is not also your native language?

gaby · 06-02-2002, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know a second language. Do you? If so, do you speak it so fluently that people who use it as their native language can't tell it is not also your native language?

Mark · 06-02-2002, 03:26 AM

I'm still waiting for you americans to learn english!

- this means kiss my arse not kiss my ass!

I mean really, the Queen is so disappointed in you people!

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 03:43 AM

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Originally posted by Armed & Hammered
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know a second language. Do you? If so, do you speak it so fluently that people who use it as their native language can't tell it is not also your native language?

When the bastard writes a virus the of course I'll make fun of them and yes I can speak a second language but I'll admit not fluently. But then that's the reason I don't write in that language.

Viruses are fucking annoying as it is - another form of spam but one that's potentially dangerous if you let your guard down. However, you'd think if the sad little man writing them had taken the time to build the virus he/she would also take the time to get the wording right.

I'm not having a bash at people who have English as a second language and make mistakes. I have a lot of respect for many of them reaching the level where they can converse fairly fluently in it. I'm having a bash at the nasty little fucking virus writers. Even so when the grasp of a language is as bad as the guy writing this crap, were I him I'd stick to my native tongue.

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 03:51 AM

BTW for the people who wanna bash the language in my sig there's fuck all wrong with it. I wouldn't word it that way were I sitting an English Lit. exam, but it is very valid dialect from the area of the UK I come from. I write on BB's the way I speak which means I don't sound like the non-working class characters out of Mary poppings and that's reflected in the sig.

I'll say it again for those too simple to understand the reason for the 1st post. I have a lot of respect for those who have English as a second language which includes many on this BB and never have or will criticise their grammar/spelling. However, I have no respect for fucking idiot oriental virus writers who not only write this shit but make no effort to make the message particularly legible.

chodadog · 06-02-2002, 04:03 AM

Ahh, reminds me of The Simpsons..

Me fail English? That's unpossible!

XXXManager · 06-02-2002, 04:04 AM

Tipsy?
What languages do you speak besides bad English?
And by the way - is Pidgin English, not pigeon - its a language not a dove - you pigeon (Native English speakers know the other meaning of that word

) . I know cause I speak it well, alongside with 3 more languages.
So as ?we? say in pidgin: Mista, Yu manki nogut long yu toktok bedpela long olgeta pren bilong mi long GFY. Tambu tru long tokim nogut olsem yu. Narpela taim yu toktok nogut, mi camapim long kilim yu.

A wise man said once

Quote:

Posted by Armed & Hammered
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know a second language. Do you? If so, do you speak it so fluently that people who use it as their native language can't tell it is not also your native language?

Armed & Hammered - you are RIGHT ON THE SPOT!

Lukim yu behain olgeta (="cul8r ppl" in Pidgin English)

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 04:12 AM

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Originally posted by XXXManager
Tipsy?
What languages do you speak besides bad English?
And by the way - is Pidgin English, not pigeon - its a language not a dove - you pigeon (Native English speakers know the other meaning of that word ) . I know cause I speak it well, alongside with 3 more languages.
So as ?we? say in pidgin: Mista, Yu manki nogut long yu toktok bedpela long olgeta pren bilong mi long GFY. Tambu tru long tokim nogut olsem yu. Narpela taim yu toktok nogut, mi camapim long kilim yu.

A wise man said once

Armed & Hammered - you are RIGHT ON THE SPOT!

Lukim yu behain olgeta (="cul8r ppl" in Pidgin English)

XXXManager - have you even bothered to read the reasoning behind the post? Tell you what, when you are educated enough to be able to read and understand the gist of a post I'll brush up on my English skills and remove any mistakes. Until then I'll continue to take little notice of fucking idiots who reply and haven't the intelligence to understand what they're replying to. I wasn't as clear as I could have been in the first post perhaps. I was very clear in the others.

I'll post this for the last time for those too simple to understand a fairly simple concept. I have NO problem with people who speak English as a second language and get it wrong. In fact I have a lot of respect for many of them. I DO have a problem with fucking idiot virus writers who decide they're going to try and infect the world but can't make the little bit of extra effort to get the wording right. If these fuckers are gonna polute my mail box on a daily basis they could at least make sense.

That's the last time I write this shit. Was the wording simple enough for you to understand this time?

XXXManager · 06-02-2002, 04:16 AM

BTW.
I rather have a virus saying "Me formetieng yor Hardisc nau. pleez wayt.... fenk yoo" that "Hada HDD kulu ruch kaput. shwaye shwaye.... marchaba"

So I know when to reset my PC and don?t have to run to the dictionary to figure out I?m too dumb and narrow minded to speak only one language

Actually - you can get along fine in life with speaking only English so that?s all fine Tipsy and I agree with you Viruses are bad and their creators should burn in hell

even if they are multilingual

XXXManager · 06-02-2002, 04:22 AM

BTW #2

It takes time to write a reply where in the meantime others can post corrective replies of their own that you dont see

So no offense and hope I dodnt offend too much - BUT after all its GFY and there is no rules against bashing eachother a lil - right?
So I say - Reply first - think/read later

Love you all

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 04:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by XXXManager
BTW.
I rather have a virus saying "Me formetieng yor Hardisc nau. pleez wayt.... fenk yoo" that "Hada HDD kulu ruch kaput. shwaye shwaye.... marchaba"
So I know when to reset my PC and don?t have to run to the dictionary to figure out I?m too dumb and narrow minded to speak only one language

Actually - you can get along fine in life with speaking only English so that?s all fine Tipsy and I agree with you Viruses are bad and their creators should burn in hell even if they are multilingual

We'll both agree on that point then and yep to an extent I'd rather have bad English so I know it's a virus. Like I say I wasn't clear on the 1st post and have tried to be clear since. My English isn't perfect but it's generally not too bad especially when you read much writen by people who have English as a first language.

It just amazes me how a guy can spend all that time thinking he's clever writing a virus and then fuck it up on the last hurdle. I can speak and just about write French, but don't because I know my written French is appalling and my spoken gets me by but is not good enough that I use it when I don't have to.

It seems to be an Oriental thing though. Just look at any number of instruction manuals. It seems many think that their English skills are far better than they actually are or they'd employ somebody with English as a native language to write them. Going back to the French thing - I wouldn't even attempt to write a technical manual in French but would hire a French guy to do it. I've always wondered why so many Asian companies don't do the same....

Point is though it's just a fucking annoying virus and that was the main gripe. For some reason the crap English juts makes it more annoying although I must admit does identify it clearly as a virus.

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 04:28 AM

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Originally posted by XXXManager
BTW #2
It takes time to write a reply where in the meantime others can post corrective replies of their own that you dont see
So no offense and hope I dodnt offend too much - BUT after all its GFY and there is no rules against bashing eachother a lil - right?
So I say - Reply first - think/read later

Love you all

No offense really taken and no offense really meant the other way. Believe it or not I have no time for people when they do slag off those who have English as a second language and don't like being labelled as one of them. Again, I should have been clearer.

Hugs and kisses

Milton · 06-02-2002, 06:21 AM

sug min kuk ..svenska ska det vara
Got it?

LoveAsianChicks · 06-02-2002, 06:26 AM

Tipsy - do you know when to shutup?
Viruses creators suck, but idiots from every country are writing viruses.

I'm happy many of them write in broken English, rather then their native language.

eru · 06-02-2002, 07:13 AM

The viruses like klez piss me off. There are days when 50% of my emails are from sent from people with bizzare subject lines such as END OF PAYCOUNTER CODE. Everytime I get one of these emails norton picks it up, but we all know how well norton is at lagging your pc when it is running.

-eru

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 07:18 AM

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Originally posted by LoveAsianChicks
Tipsy - do you know when to shutup?
Viruses creators suck, but idiots from every country are writing viruses.

I'm happy many of them write in broken English, rather then their native language.

Probably not but then it seems neither do you.

pr0 · 06-02-2002, 07:28 AM

ohhhh i see now "and hasn't a cookie cutter"

why didn't you just tell us your from the UK

hahmike · 06-02-2002, 07:30 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy
What I want to know is why the hell they can't even learn decent English?

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 07:31 AM

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ohhhh i see now "and hasn't a cookie cutter"

why didn't you just tell us your from the UK

Cor blimey guvn'r. I thought the accent'd give me away mate and people would realise I got a bit of the ol British bull dog in me me ol china.

Tipsy · 06-02-2002, 07:32 AM

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Originally posted by hahmike

Now that's funny. It'd only annoy if I got the bugger in my mail 40 times a day

pr0 · 06-02-2002, 07:48 AM

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Originally posted by Tipsy
if I got the bugger in my mail 40 times a day

:::beavis & butthead::::

hehehehehe he said bugger

06-01-2002, 04:13 PM	#1
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	Why can't the bastards learn English? I just feel the need to rant a little. I can cope with 20-30 annoying fucking viruses a day. Set a rule up and junk 'em. What I want to know is why the hell they can't even learn decent English? I've junked 'em all now so haven't an example to cut and paste but just about all of them are in pigeon oriental English. You'd think if the assholes were going to build a virus they'd learn how to speak/write it first. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

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pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	On second thought tipsy "Want an amateur prog that DOES convert/pay and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?" and hasn't a cookie cutter tour?

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topal Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 606	viruses are sucks.. i was the one who eat nimda32 before norton created antivirus.. hehe.. but its ok.. and lets speak japaneese guys!..

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06-02-2002, 12:09 AM	#14
Babaganoosh ♥♥♥ Likes Hugs ♥♥♥ Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: /home Posts: 15,841	Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know a second language. Do you? If so, do you speak it so fluently that people who use it as their native language can't tell it is not also your native language?

06-02-2002, 03:26 AM	#16
Mark Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 600	I'm still waiting for you americans to learn english! - this means kiss my arse not kiss my ass! I mean really, the Queen is so disappointed in you people!

06-02-2002, 03:51 AM	#18
Tipsy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: See sig Posts: 6,989	BTW for the people who wanna bash the language in my sig there's fuck all wrong with it. I wouldn't word it that way were I sitting an English Lit. exam, but it is very valid dialect from the area of the UK I come from. I write on BB's the way I speak which means I don't sound like the non-working class characters out of Mary poppings and that's reflected in the sig. I'll say it again for those too simple to understand the reason for the 1st post. I have a lot of respect for those who have English as a second language which includes many on this BB and never have or will criticise their grammar/spelling. However, I have no respect for fucking idiot oriental virus writers who not only write this shit but make no effort to make the message particularly legible. __________________ Ignorance is never bliss.

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Ahh, reminds me of The Simpsons.. Me fail English? That's unpossible! __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

06-02-2002, 04:16 AM	#22
XXXManager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy Posts: 893	BTW. I rather have a virus saying "Me formetieng yor Hardisc nau. pleez wayt.... fenk yoo" that "Hada HDD kulu ruch kaput. shwaye shwaye.... marchaba" So I know when to reset my PC and don?t have to run to the dictionary to figure out I?m too dumb and narrow minded to speak only one language Actually - you can get along fine in life with speaking only English so that?s all fine Tipsy and I agree with you Viruses are bad and their creators should burn in hell even if they are multilingual

06-02-2002, 04:22 AM	#23
XXXManager So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the Western Spiral arm of the Galaxy Posts: 893	BTW #2 It takes time to write a reply where in the meantime others can post corrective replies of their own that you dont see So no offense and hope I dodnt offend too much - BUT after all its GFY and there is no rules against bashing eachother a lil - right? So I say - Reply first - think/read later Love you all

06-02-2002, 06:21 AM	#26
Milton Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Mauritius Posts: 1,118	sug min kuk ..svenska ska det vara Got it?

06-02-2002, 06:26 AM	#27
LoveAsianChicks Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: -CANADA- Posts: 1,464	Tipsy - do you know when to shutup? Viruses creators suck, but idiots from every country are writing viruses. I'm happy many of them write in broken English, rather then their native language. Last edited by LoveAsianChicks; 06-02-2002 at 06:28 AM..

06-02-2002, 07:13 AM	#28
eru Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hawai'i Posts: 2,612	The viruses like klez piss me off. There are days when 50% of my emails are from sent from people with bizzare subject lines such as END OF PAYCOUNTER CODE. Everytime I get one of these emails norton picks it up, but we all know how well norton is at lagging your pc when it is running. -eru

06-02-2002, 07:28 AM	#30
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	ohhhh i see now "and hasn't a cookie cutter" why didn't you just tell us your from the UK