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View Poll Results: Vote for your favorite LightspeedGirl Haiku
1. Tuition is paid 25 24.51%
2. jordan is leaving 11 10.78%
3. my jordan capri 10 9.80%
4. If I win the prize 10 9.80%
5. Her sweet seduction 7 6.86%
6. Erection causing, 6 5.88%
7. Tawnee or Jordan 10 9.80%
8. Dirty little stones 8 7.84%
9. Jordan Capri tight 5 4.90%
10. jordan hardcore please 26 25.49%
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:55 PM   #51
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Yeah I remember from college that the last line in a Haiku is supposed to be a separate thought apparently unrelated to the previous ones, serving to illuminate both streams of thought in new and exciting ways. "Go Seattle!" does it baby.

Except it also kept it from being a Haiku
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:31 PM   #52
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Old 07-05-2006, 11:52 PM   #53
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Come on lucky number 4!

If babsie wins, they are going straight into the members area, my retention is going to go through the roof!!

That's cool right Steve??!? Old buddy old pal
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:00 AM   #54
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View Poll Results: Vote for your favorite LightspeedGirl Haiku
This poll will close on 07-06-2006 at 12:06 PM
1. Tuition is paid 24 27.27%
2. jordan is leaving 9 10.23%
3. my jordan capri 7 7.95%
4. If I win the prize 9 10.23%
5. Her sweet seduction 7 7.95%
6. Erection causing, 6 6.82%
7. Tawnee or Jordan 7 7.95%
8. Dirty little stones 7 7.95%
9. Jordan Capri tight 5 5.68%
10. jordan hardcore please 23 26.14%



Congrats Hollywood376 for

Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

Contact us so we can get your DVDs shipped out right away!
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:01 AM   #55
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:13 AM   #56
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View Poll Results: Vote for your favorite LightspeedGirl Haiku
This poll will close on 07-06-2006 at 12:06 PM
1. Tuition is paid 24 27.27%
2. jordan is leaving 9 10.23%
3. my jordan capri 7 7.95%
4. If I win the prize 9 10.23%
5. Her sweet seduction 7 7.95%
6. Erection causing, 6 6.82%
7. Tawnee or Jordan 7 7.95%
8. Dirty little stones 7 7.95%
9. Jordan Capri tight 5 5.68%
10. jordan hardcore please 23 26.14%



Congrats Hollywood376 for

Tuition is paid
Lightspeed University
Magna cum loudly

Contact us so we can get your DVDs shipped out right away!

Bumpity....and congrats Hollywood376
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:20 AM   #57
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thanks for the contest it was fun.

congrads Hollywood376, if you go this route

autographed disks
would fetch a fine ebay price
buy it now feature

link me to the auction =]
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:32 AM   #58
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congrats.......................................... ..........
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:51 AM   #59
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Old 07-06-2006, 07:57 AM   #60
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Best one by far is #3. Don't you guys remember the jordan capri drama where she found god and quit porn for awhile? Including that in the haiku is pure solid gold. Of course I'm a bit biased lol ;)

3. my jordan capri
found god and hid her pussy
came back finally
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:14 AM   #61
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Holy cow, I got an ICQ from Mr. Lightspeed at 3am saying I won the DVD's! On this momentous occasion, I would like to thank Steve Lightspeed for holding the contest, and all of the lovely lightspeed girls for bringing me a lot of joy....and chaffing.

I must say this was a very good contest, very original. And thanks to everyone for all the congratulatory remarks.

I should hold a screening at my house..... who's bringing popcorn?
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:04 AM   #62
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:12 AM   #63
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Come on lucky number 4!

If babsie wins, they are going straight into the members area, my retention is going to go through the roof!!

That's cool right Steve??!? Old buddy old pal
We do happen to have a member's area plugin featuring all the LightspeedGirls, if you are interested....
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Old 07-06-2006, 10:52 AM   #64
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We do happen to have a member's area plugin featuring all the LightspeedGirls, if you are interested....
you got a link to some info for this? I couldnt find it on lscash.
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Old 07-06-2006, 08:59 PM   #65
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Old 07-07-2006, 04:12 AM   #66
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Old 07-17-2006, 06:14 PM   #67
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I wrote my own just now, about the LightspeedGirls and a fan who has problems with premature ejaculation.

ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh!
squirt squirt squirt squirt squirt ahhhh wow!
oh damn but THANK YOU!!
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